You just know they pronounce Gyros as “J-eye-rows”We decided to call hur 'geeros' cos she's like suh suh Greek
Like the cheque you used to get from Social SecurityYou just know they pronounce Gyros as “J-eye-rows”
Tell me you’ve gone on holiday and have so far spent all your time reading Tattle without telling me you’ve spent all your time reading Tattle.What a scruffy cunt
I love that neither of them realise that he is a rotter! He’s as smug as a dog with 2 dicks but literally looks like a mouldy potato I can’t copeJesus wept what an ugly sleazy looking creep
Aye EXACTLY!!!!!! They definitely still get the Giro in on a ThursdayLike the cheque you used to get from Social Security
Its not even a nice arse!!! Put it away fgs, put me reyt off me halloumi that has !What a scruffy cunt
Thick bastard thinks cos you have to take a plane to get there it’s automatically gonna be sunny all the time. Another shit, freezing, desolate holiday since the new year for the boss babe, know it all, only woman ever to be pregnant Beggy bastard - couldn’t have happened to a nicer person. Those kids will be bored out of their minds on this holiday. Bet she hasn’t taken anything to occupy them - she’s never thought past mocktails for mamma in the a safety net ‘English’ bar and getting her nips and gunt in shot. She could have done all of this at butlins or haven and at least the kids would have stood a chance of having some time aimed at activities they would likeHaha that's what happens when you go out of season on a budget, there won't be much open either most bars restaurants don't open till June View attachment 1280553
Because her LV sandals cost £10 too! They are so obviously fake!Why would you wear 'Louis Vuitton' sandals valued at around £500 round the pool and then choose to wear those gopping orange things that cost a tenner at night.
Hopefully in the hotels kids club having fun and joining in with other kids ! But then again its not school holidays so probably just them at it , prob still having more fun than at mocktails and pints !!That looks distinctly like a table for 2 at the shitty looking back street Greek restaurant..Where’s ya kids Hun??
Christ, those shoesWhat the fuck does she look like, a big fat blancmange (Google that one beggy) and those sandals do not go with that dress, she is fucking clueless when it comes to ‘fashun’ you’re too chunky for that dress begs.
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She needs to up her skills then coz it looks anything but Facetuned or smooth!you can guarantee she’s been on Facetune and smoothed the fucking life out of her saggy arse before posting that
Mary on the handlebars PMSL bloody hilariousChrist on a bike, Mary on the handlebars!!! That’s a whopper she’s told there! 10k!!! Plz
She never washes any new clothes before wearing them. Bet she leaves the labels on in order to return them!The clothes have been in the case for months no wonder they are creased af
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