She’s got a horrible bum. It’s just big and flat. It’s not a pert peachy bum. It’s just a big, lardy, flat arse. Plus she’s got short fat legs. She doesn’t have the body to be wearing a thong bikini bottom. She’s just bleeping grotesque. Put a bloody pair of shorts on you tragic mess. No one wants to see your lardy shitter wobbling all over the place.
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Christ on a bike, Mary on the handlebars!!! That’s a whopper she’s told there! 10k!!! Plz
The foot on the wall... 
He's such a fugly fucker.
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Can you imagine posting a photo of your butt hanging out for all the internet to see -Your boyfriends family, your kids school teachers, the other school mums.
My kids would be mortified if they found those on the internet when they were older
My kids would be mortified if they found those on the internet when they were older
I bet all those bottoms have skid marks they are wedged up that far
Steve if you want a real arse to look at then check Megan Marchant on insta her ass is unreal and the tatts
Go have a cheeky wank in the toilets after you have been sick from looking at your girlfriends ass
I have a lady crush on her even though I think she is an idiot at times and does my head in but my god her body pre Noah is
Thank me later Stevie boy
Go have a cheeky wank in the toilets after you have been sick from looking at your girlfriends ass
I have a lady crush on her even though I think she is an idiot at times and does my head in but my god her body pre Noah is
Thank me later Stevie boy
These comments are cracking me up!!
WTF is she wearing it’s embarrassing she is so fuckin cringe
WTF is she wearing it’s embarrassing she is so fuckin cringe
Nothing says #bossbabe quite like flaunting basic Next perfume.
And watch this story but focus in the background, it’s is clearly cold, grey and windy!
And watch this story but focus in the background, it’s is clearly cold, grey and windy!
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Living her best life she says, so much so the bleep hasn't been off her phone. Get a life beggy and a pair of bleeping shorts! And put that cats arse belly button away. You'll scare the other guests
Why would you wear 'Louis Vuitton' sandals valued at around £500 round the pool and then choose to wear those gopping orange things that cost a tenner at night.
What the duck does she look like, a big fat blancmange (Google that one beggy) and those sandals do not go with that dress, she is bleeping clueless when it comes to ‘fashun’ you’re too chunky for that dress begs.
The sandals look like they are woven out of Flumps. The woman has zero style and the ass photo? She's such a nasty cheap woman.
That bleeping ring
And also beggy you are very pale and white
Not an ounce of sun tan
I got so brown being in the garden in England on Saturday allday and yesterday then you have aboard
Hope your suh suh jealous of my life
I wonder what she will eat though given she’s saying they’re going for Greek food 
bet it’s just a kebab
bet it’s just a kebab 
What’s with the sudden fascination with looking like a pack of highlighters?! (best comparison ever!) Who’s she stolen this from?
Oh and if she has her arse out on Day 1, what’s she going to be revealing on the last day? Baby girl crowning? I dread to think
Oh and if she has her arse out on Day 1, what’s she going to be revealing on the last day? Baby girl crowning? I dread to think
Why is something always always out
Why can this slag never ever just be covered up!!!!
Like seriously why does everything have to be sexualised
Does she not know that less is more and the prettiest and sexiest of girls are the ones who are covered up and leave things left to the imagination
God she needs a bleeping good shake
We decided to call hur 'geeros' cos she's like suh suh GreekWhat’s with the sudden fascination with looking like a pack of highlighters?! (best comparison ever!) Who’s she stolen this from?
Oh and if she has her arse out on Day 1, what’s she going to be revealing on the last day? Baby girl crowning? I dread to think
She's such a tragic case.a holiday is just content for her. The kids are fucked to play in the pool while she lies on her fat arse taking selfies. If i asked my husband to take a picture of me at every outfit change on holiday he'd tell me where to go. She moans about wanting to go away to spend time with beaver and the kids, but yet she spends more time on Instagram! Get in the bin you bleeping looper,nobody wants to see your droppy ditties or your fat wobbly arse. I feel for the people staying at the same resort as her.
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