Rebecca Lamb #112 Everything is cute and stuff, like tricking Steve to get up the duff

[Baddad]

Honoured to have the thread title. Only taken me 112 threads

 

[mumofboysx]

Sounds like he says I want to get out I want to see him… none of my boys have ever said that when their dad has been working away and we’ve gone to pick him up and he’s been on other side of car door never mind after an hour in gym.. that to me just shows what a tit mum she is and how much even the kids can’t stand to be around her as even from a young age they know how useless she is and that’s all they know! Speaks volumes him whining to get out of car to be with his dad

 

[12055584]

Bloody bone idle lazy witch. How she can call herself a mother is beyond me

Been trying to find time for a spa day for months… she’s had about 5 since Jan! calls herself a busy working mum ha ha, lazy blob she is

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

I’m not a violent person but seeing those smug faces makes me want to throw something at them. Why do they think they’re better than everyone else?

 

[JaneEyre12]

Looks like it’s blowing a hoolie in that tent! nice and relaxing - not!

 

[Throwaway1135]

Holiday bingo anyone?

- It's so hot
- It's so busy
- Boomerang of boys jumping in the pool
- Endless sugary mocktails

 

[Clarity456]

remember when she had a pregnancy massage at 5 weeks pregnant

 

[PhoebeBailey]

Just catching up and saw the rant about parking spaces. I’ve had someone attempt to rip into me for parking in and parent & child space when they ASSUMED I didn’t have a child with me (my windows are heavily tinted) The witch got the shock of her bleeping life when I nearly took her bleeping jaw off. I’m not violent but these bleeping nosey cunts need to wind their neck in. If I was one of those people she had ‘told off’ (don’t believe it for a second) she’d be wishing she stayed at home that day.

 

[Frenchie]

Relaxing day, 90% of your life is relaxing lazy witch!!

More cakes and sugary drinks

 

[Clarity456]

Also, what if someone parked in the parent and child space was quite far along in pregnancy and suffering from eclampsia or HG but just wasnt 90% blubber like our big beggy so you couldn't really tell, but they were feeling very dizzy and it was a massive help to be near the front of the store.

there's so many grey areas like people with behhhbehhhs in thas tummehhhsss that even me (someone defo not backwards in coming forwards) would just never challenge anyone for using a parent and child space.

Nothing goes through me more than people who just live off the phrase "be kind" but only think it's applicable to them.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Holiday bingo anyone?

- It's so hot
- It's so busy
- Boomerang of boys jumping in the pool
- Endless sugary mocktails

Yup….

—“ITS SUH SUH BUSY” - pans around to an empty restaurant or pool area or deserted street


— “little water babies/dolphins” - footage of Alfie & Woody in the ankle deep baby pool with full survival gear on

— “mocktails’” - endless photos of some fluorescent drink in a huge glass with fruit shoved on a stick hanging out the top


— various close up photos of her fat gut clarted in baby oil with some caption about the baby
— photo of Rebecca standing on a balcony in a bikini with her entire arse hanging out with a caption from Steve either saying she’s a milf, LUVLEH VIEW ELLEH or some other smutty comment
— Rebecca wearing 1 tiny, too small manky bikini the entire holiday
- the boys wearing the same tshirt/shorts and over sized cheap knock off crocks or sliders that they can’t walk in
- Rebecca with a sunburnt face that she uses a filter to make herself look brown with some comment about being sunkissed/loving being SUH SUH NATURAL
— Steve’s entire head turning an odd shade of pink the second they exit the airport on arrival
— Steve wearing the pick of the faux designer holiday clothes from TK Max or Matalan
— the boys asleep in a pushchair while Rebecca &
Steve sit in some crappy chav bar
— them going to some crappy water park or some crappy animal show
— tacky kids disco where Alfie wanders around like lurch not being able to do anything and Rebecca trying to do her “sexy” dancing where she makes her hands into fists and awkwardly holds them
On her hips while moving out of time to some holiday classic like Cha Cha Slide or Gangnam Style

 

[Marpaudai]

Yup….

—“ITS SUH SUH BUSY” - pans around to an empty restaurant or pool area or deserted street


— “little water babies/dolphins” - footage of Alfie & Woody in the ankle deep baby pool with full survival gear on

— “mocktails’” - endless photos of some fluorescent drink in a huge glass with fruit shoved on a stick hanging out the top


— various close up photos of her fat gut clarted in baby oil with some caption about the baby
— photo of Rebecca standing on a balcony in a bikini with her entire arse hanging out with a caption from Steve either saying she’s a milf, LUVLEH VIEW ELLEH or some other smutty comment
— Rebecca wearing 1 tiny, too small manky bikini the entire holiday
- the boys wearing the same tshirt/shorts and over sized cheap knock off crocks or sliders that they can’t walk in
- Rebecca with a sunburnt face that she uses a filter to make herself look brown with some comment about being sunkissed/loving being SUH SUH NATURAL
— Steve’s entire head turning an odd shade of pink the second they exit the airport on arrival
— Steve wearing the pick of the faux designer holiday clothes from TK Max or Matalan
— the boys asleep in a pushchair while Rebecca &
Steve sit in some crappy chav bar
— them going to some crappy water park or some crappy animal show
— tacky kids disco where Alfie wanders around like lurch not being able to do anything and Rebecca trying to do her “sexy” dancing where she makes her hands into fists and awkwardly holds them
On her hips while moving out of time to some holiday classic like Cha Cha Slide or Gangnam Style

It’s so so pretty here
We’ll definitely come back with baby girl.
Here’s a super cute, pretty, delicut bib av bought for baby girly, with ‘I love Kos’ written on it

 

[Clementine]

Bravo, @BettyCrockerr!

#holidaygoals

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Yup….

—“ITS SUH SUH BUSY” - pans around to an empty restaurant or pool area or deserted street


— “little water babies/dolphins” - footage of Alfie & Woody in the ankle deep baby pool with full survival gear on

— “mocktails’” - endless photos of some fluorescent drink in a huge glass with fruit shoved on a stick hanging out the top


— various close up photos of her fat gut clarted in baby oil with some caption about the baby
— photo of Rebecca standing on a balcony in a bikini with her entire arse hanging out with a caption from Steve either saying she’s a milf, LUVLEH VIEW ELLEH or some other smutty comment
— Rebecca wearing 1 tiny, too small manky bikini the entire holiday
- the boys wearing the same tshirt/shorts and over sized cheap knock off crocks or sliders that they can’t walk in
- Rebecca with a sunburnt face that she uses a filter to make herself look brown with some comment about being sunkissed/loving being SUH SUH NATURAL
— Steve’s entire head turning an odd shade of pink the second they exit the airport on arrival
— Steve wearing the pick of the faux designer holiday clothes from TK Max or Matalan
— the boys asleep in a pushchair while Rebecca &
Steve sit in some crappy chav bar
— them going to some crappy water park or some crappy animal show
— tacky kids disco where Alfie wanders around like lurch not being able to do anything and Rebecca trying to do her “sexy” dancing where she makes her hands into fists and awkwardly holds them
On her hips while moving out of time to some holiday classic like Cha Cha Slide or Gangnam Style

I know I shouldn’t laugh but I’m dying at Alfie the lurch!

 

[acm1993]

Can’t believe she hasn’t baked us any banana bread recently

 

[Poosh]

Yup….

—“ITS SUH SUH BUSY” - pans around to an empty restaurant or pool area or deserted street


— “little water babies/dolphins” - footage of Alfie & Woody in the ankle deep baby pool with full survival gear on

— “mocktails’” - endless photos of some fluorescent drink in a huge glass with fruit shoved on a stick hanging out the top


— various close up photos of her fat gut clarted in baby oil with some caption about the baby
— photo of Rebecca standing on a balcony in a bikini with her entire arse hanging out with a caption from Steve either saying she’s a milf, LUVLEH VIEW ELLEH or some other smutty comment
— Rebecca wearing 1 tiny, too small manky bikini the entire holiday
- the boys wearing the same tshirt/shorts and over sized cheap knock off crocks or sliders that they can’t walk in
- Rebecca with a sunburnt face that she uses a filter to make herself look brown with some comment about being sunkissed/loving being SUH SUH NATURAL
— Steve’s entire head turning an odd shade of pink the second they exit the airport on arrival
— Steve wearing the pick of the faux designer holiday clothes from TK Max or Matalan
— the boys asleep in a pushchair while Rebecca &
Steve sit in some crappy chav bar
— them going to some crappy water park or some crappy animal show
— tacky kids disco where Alfie wanders around like lurch not being able to do anything and Rebecca trying to do her “sexy” dancing where she makes her hands into fists and awkwardly holds them
On her hips while moving out of time to some holiday classic like Cha Cha Slide or Gangnam Style

@BettyCrockerr do you mean this sexy dancing??

 

[heidilouxx]

@BettyCrockerr do you mean this sexy dancing??
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Ignoring woody as per

Can’t believe she hasn’t baked us any banana bread recently

Cos she can’t cook it on the radiator

 

[yellowmellow]

@BettyCrockerr do you mean this sexy dancing??
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Suh, suh sexeh*

*Embarassing

 

[ChubClubThug]

@BettyCrockerr do you mean this sexy dancing??
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Hahahaha her tiktok is comedy gold

 

[PhoebeBailey]

Yup….

—“ITS SUH SUH BUSY” - pans around to an empty restaurant or pool area or deserted street


— “little water babies/dolphins” - footage of Alfie & Woody in the ankle deep baby pool with full survival gear on

— “mocktails’” - endless photos of some fluorescent drink in a huge glass with fruit shoved on a stick hanging out the top


— various close up photos of her fat gut clarted in baby oil with some caption about the baby
— photo of Rebecca standing on a balcony in a bikini with her entire arse hanging out with a caption from Steve either saying she’s a milf, LUVLEH VIEW ELLEH or some other smutty comment
— Rebecca wearing 1 tiny, too small manky bikini the entire holiday
- the boys wearing the same tshirt/shorts and over sized cheap knock off crocks or sliders that they can’t walk in
- Rebecca with a sunburnt face that she uses a filter to make herself look brown with some comment about being sunkissed/loving being SUH SUH NATURAL
— Steve’s entire head turning an odd shade of pink the second they exit the airport on arrival
— Steve wearing the pick of the faux designer holiday clothes from TK Max or Matalan
— the boys asleep in a pushchair while Rebecca &
Steve sit in some crappy chav bar
— them going to some crappy water park or some crappy animal show
— tacky kids disco where Alfie wanders around like lurch not being able to do anything and Rebecca trying to do her “sexy” dancing where she makes her hands into fists and awkwardly holds them
On her hips while moving out of time to some holiday classic like Cha Cha Slide or Gangnam Style

The accuracy….