I have a full fringe to cover my massive forehead 
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Omg same!! I feel seenI have a full fringe to cover my massive forehead
I was thinking of growing it out so I parted it... nope hello landing strip forehead
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thank duck there are no videos or photo evidence of it.
thank duck there are no videos or photo evidence of it.
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I’ve been in the Guinness World Records twice
wooow, for what?!I’ve been in the Guinness World Records twice
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It’s a sacral nerve stimulator to help with birth trauma.
It’s a sacral nerve stimulator to help with birth trauma.
I get it. You didn't want to be called Slaphead.I have a full fringe to cover my massive forehead
I used to get that ALL the time. My boyfriend and brother are also always telling me that my forehead is so big if I don't cover it with my fringe an aeroplane might mistake it for a landing strip
Well you should point out that a high forehead is a sign of more up-top, brains-wise!I used to get that ALL the time. My boyfriend and brother are also always telling me that my forehead is so big if I don't cover it with my fringe an aeroplane might mistake it for a landing strip
I have had brain surgery three times. The surgeon gave me a DVD of them operating on me, as well. I think the reasoning was in case I went on holiday and dropped dead (well not dead, but got ill) the surgeons there would be able to carry out the operation. The DVD itself is stored inside a copy of Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games. I have watched it, through my fingers, it's grim. Lots of drilling. Surprised I have a brain left, haha!
Surprised I have a brain left, haha!
Hope no one fancies a game of Sonic Vs Luigi fencing and ends up watching brain surgery! That’s so cool thoughI have had brain surgery three times. The surgeon gave me a DVD of them operating on me, as well. I think the reasoning was in case I went on holiday and dropped dead (well not dead, but got ill) the surgeons there would be able to carry out the operation. The DVD itself is stored inside a copy of Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games. I have watched it, through my fingers, it's grim. Lots of drilling.
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