My toes are in the wrong order on my left foot.
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I literally piss myself if I laugh too hard 
Was it outside no10 downing St?I was in the local papers because my waters broke in a public place. I can't put where as it would be outing myself
I’m bored so I’ll contribute some more;
- I was on Question Time and spoke to David Dimbleby - I was only on TV for about 10 seconds but
- I can’t ride a bike
- I can play the flute
- I saw Donald Trump in his car when I visited Washington DC in 2018
- I was on Question Time and spoke to David Dimbleby - I was only on TV for about 10 seconds but
- I can’t ride a bike
- I can play the flute
- I saw Donald Trump in his car when I visited Washington DC in 2018
I'm an IVF baby. 
i taught myself at the ripe old age of 24, never too late!
i am fluent in 5 languages!
I’m double jointed.
Sung in two songs that you can buy on iTunes, third one to be released soon.
Tried so hard to learn how to braid hair. Watched countless you tube tutorials and I still can’t do it properly
Sung in two songs that you can buy on iTunes, third one to be released soon.
Tried so hard to learn how to braid hair. Watched countless you tube tutorials and I still can’t do it properly
I can touch my nose with my tongue 
I've lived in 3 countries and 5 cities 
I have voluntary nystagmus, which basically means I can make my eyeballs vibrate on command.
That's the next babyWas it outside no10 downing St?
I can bite all the chocolate from a Malteser in my mouth without using fingers or crushing the honeycomb bit
I used to do ballet
And I did a degree, passing with the third-highest grade: so I got a 2.2 and you had a tutu.
I’ve recorded at Abbey Road Studios.
Trigger - lots of vomit. Apologies in advance!!
When I throw up it’ll often come out of my nose. That’s the fact about me. Read on for disgusting storytime:
I was once a bit drunk and eating mussels. Ate/drank too much and was sick and started vomitting. Hadn’t chewed properly and half chewed mussel came out my nose.
Thought it was my brains and freaked the eff out. I cannot tell you how much it hurts to have a mussel come out a nostril.
also have to be careful eating haribo as they can shoot out my nostril too.
When I throw up it’ll often come out of my nose. That’s the fact about me. Read on for disgusting storytime:
I was once a bit drunk and eating mussels. Ate/drank too much and was sick and started vomitting. Hadn’t chewed properly and half chewed mussel came out my nose.
Thought it was my brains and freaked the eff out. I cannot tell you how much it hurts to have a mussel come out a nostril.
also have to be careful eating haribo as they can shoot out my nostril too.
Woah! Go you! Which languages? And do you have any tips to learning a new language please?i taught myself at the ripe old age of 24, never too late!
i am fluent in 5 languages!
I'm ambidextrous.