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what did you doI’m sooo pissed off she’s blocked me
someone did say on here the other day there was going to be an article in take a break. Not sure how reliable that is or if take a break carries much clout but as you say, once the evidence is out there it will travel no matter the source.I’m inclined to think that something is coming out about her. I think it’s going to be something to do with the ‘buying drugs,’ for the kids. Only because in that ramble -
She mentioned suicide - Guilt trip
Mentioned T’s anxiety - Guilt trip
Said teenagers didn’t come with a manual - Explanation
Said she did things for the teens that Josh didn’t know about - Distancing Josh from the tit storm so he keeps his job.
Mentioned all the kids and their personalities - Human Shields (she does that all the time when she’s over the line.)
Reminded people why they first followed her with mentioning Facebook posts - IE: Don’t leave me
Blamed her page decline on confidence loss - excuse.
Mentioned a meeting with her management team - Mild attempt at a threat to back off.
She’s on her arse. She has no comeback as it’s all true. Once one thing is put out and about, it will travel until it’s all unravelled. Interesting times. If it is this, I wish whoever has spoke out the best of my wishes
That was far more entertaining than the book, bravoOk, I'll put my hands up and admit to gracing Rancid with 99p of wages this weekend. The 'book' took me about 3 hours to read (probably would have been shorter if I hadn't kept nodding off throughout).
Apologies to anyone who has already pointed some of these facts out but I thought as I went to the bother of buying and reading it then I might as well take the time to list all the reasons I found it a load of drivel.
1.) Jo has been left by her fella who is a bit of a baddie and all round cock. He continues to pay the mortgage (if there is one) and covers the bills. Despite this, Jo struggles along like a wet lettuce, surviving on income support and self pity. Why? duck me, in that situation I would have made the best of it, worked as much as I could knowing all my wages were able to go purely on my children. It's a situation thousands of women would envy. You know Rach, the ones who are about to sink into unimaginable poverty when universal credit is cut by £20 a week.
2.) On the subject of the meany ex, apparently he became extremely controlling after the first child is born to the extent that Jo buys substandard food for her children so she can lavish steaks and red wine on the breadwinner instead.
However, when he leaves her, she sells all the children's designer clothes she had in the loft.
So they had to eat tesco value ham slices but he was ok with her buying them north face coats? Ok.
3.) Jamie. Jamie is the Male hero of the book, second overall only to Jo herself. The reader must be desperate to learn all about this man who has swept our poor downtrodden girl off her feet.
Sadly we aren't told anything, bar his blue, blue eyes, his nice dress sense and the fact Jo loves him so much, like the hardest ever.
Things we don't find out about Jamie:
His age
His job
His hobbies
His background
Anything about his first marriage apart from the fact his first wife is a bad, damaged girl.
As the book goes on, we hear that Jo loves finding out new things about the man she loves. Perhaps she was as simply in the dark as us.
4.) Jamie gets a new job (whatever that is), at the click of a finger , in Cornwall. CORNWALL. The county in England where the great majority of its residents work for the living wage.
Perhaps Jamie is top, top brain surgeon?
The same employers are simply over the moon when Jamie needs extended time off and high levels of flexibility to look after his children, all because they are so family orientated and so so lush.
5.) The perfect, lush, new house in cornwall not only has a perfect get away shed in the garden for banishing a child to when numbers get too high, a sweet little hobbit hole attic room so everyone can have their own rooms and a mirror above the bed so jamie and jo can admire their own smugness while shagging, but also boasts the claim to fame that the last person to live in it was Charles Dickens, who had owned the house from 1873 to 2019.
6.) Jo quickly makes friends in the local cafe, including a midwife who not only finds time to raise her own family but also has a unique, perfectly applied dress sense and can help out at the cafe despite her 96 hour working week in the hospital and meeting every school run demand.
7.) Jo quickly finds work in the cafe where she is just amazeballs at everything, she even ropes in teenage daughter Belle to help who is equally tit hot, running the gaff within seconds and putting all the other staff to shame. Which makes it a pity to read later on in the book that the same Belle has never even made mummy a cup of tea and, as Jo confides in the reader, probably doesn't know how to.
8.) Wine. And gin. And beer.
It becomes apparent quite early on that both Jo and Jamie both like a drink. They still continue to like a drink when Jamie's son comes to live with them, a son heavily traumatized by his biological mothers drinking. (Cant think who this sounds like).
So, anyway, Jo likes to sip on a gin at the end of a hard day being perfect. However, for the love of bleeping god stop banging on about the fruits she sticks in it in a bid to excuse her needs for alcohol as middle class fun. Three bloody times I heard about 'big juicy berries'. In the end it started to sound like soft porn for healthy eating.
9.) Nanny Pat aka SUPERGRAN
I dont give a tit how expensive her scarf smells, or what colour her perfectly applied smear of lipstick is (actually, on second thoughts, maybe she could give the author some tips), NO human on this earth could get up, bake a tray of brownies, get 5 children washed, dressed and fed, and not only be ready for the three different school runs but also be so early she can stop to let the dogs take a tit first.
Of course, her superhuman qualities dont stop there. She takes the children swimming, baby sits so Jo can go out with Jamie and actually find out a bit about him, cooks dinner for 8 AND finds time to 'run a dishcloth' around the cafe.
Out of interest, who actually runs a dish cloth around instead of a duster? Is this a cornish thing?
No wonder Jo doesnt want Pat to go. If she was my MIL I'd padlock the front door and put bars on the windows. Jamie however, who loves his mum so much and makes Jo feel so happy when she sees their relationship, doesn't actually seem to give a tit when his mum does trot back to Canterbury. (Only for a short while mind, as Jo is such a simply amazing person that Pat can't keep away for long)
10.) The 'substory' (if you can call it this as there isn't really a main story) focuses on the relationship between Jo's boss and her husband. Her husband is super successful family lawyer and dresses in designer clothes so it comes as a huge shock to Jo when she discovers hes been beating the tit out of his wife, the boss at the cafe. Such a shock in fact that she vomited horrifically at the sight of the poor ladies battered face. Because obviously it's worse for Jo, right?
The true nature of this abusive relationship is unveiled in dramatic fashion over a bbq at jo and Jamie's. This highly intelligent, calculated, devious and narcissistic man has successfully hidden his awful abuse towards his wife for over a decade but within 3 hours of Jo's berry bursting gin and Jamie's cornish sausage , his entire cover is blown for all to see . Whatever.
Theres so much more, I haven't even covered the 'laura' aspect but I know that has been talked about a lot here.
I just want to say, I would normally think twice about the feelings of someone who had come on line to say they were struggling. But, as it was to moan about how bleeping terrible her life was, when she has her health, beautiful children, stolen money, adverts providing huge income and an army of employees who wipe her arse AND the fact she had literally an hour before posted with aover the devastating news about Sarah Harding, a woman the same age who has just had the rest of her life ripped away by cancer, I truly don't give a tit. duck you Rancid.
Do u know what, I just think the more she does these rambles, the more it back fires on herself each time, just a few more followers see the light and she makes herself look and sound even worse. She really is struggling to keep up the facade now. She's her own worst enemy and I'm here for it 
each time, just a few more followers see the light and she makes herself look and sound even worse. She really is struggling to keep up the facade now. She's her own worst enemy and I'm here for it 
Never. Lots of stories starring her as the heroine. I have no time for people who call their children turds.
Loved going City on a Thursday night!Bringing back flash backs of the stickiest floor to ever existfellow Midland folk here
Nottingham where no one talks proper
jo gets a job in a cafe = Rach opens a women’s only coffer shopOk, I'll put my hands up and admit to gracing Rancid with 99p of wages this weekend. The 'book' took me about 3 hours to read (probably would have been shorter if I hadn't kept nodding off throughout).
Apologies to anyone who has already pointed some of these facts out but I thought as I went to the bother of buying and reading it then I might as well take the time to list all the reasons I found it a load of drivel.
1.) Jo has been left by her fella who is a bit of a baddie and all round cock. He continues to pay the mortgage (if there is one) and covers the bills. Despite this, Jo struggles along like a wet lettuce, surviving on income support and self pity. Why? duck me, in that situation I would have made the best of it, worked as much as I could knowing all my wages were able to go purely on my children. It's a situation thousands of women would envy. You know Rach, the ones who are about to sink into unimaginable poverty when universal credit is cut by £20 a week.
2.) On the subject of the meany ex, apparently he became extremely controlling after the first child is born to the extent that Jo buys substandard food for her children so she can lavish steaks and red wine on the breadwinner instead.
However, when he leaves her, she sells all the children's designer clothes she had in the loft.
So they had to eat tesco value ham slices but he was ok with her buying them north face coats? Ok.
3.) Jamie. Jamie is the Male hero of the book, second overall only to Jo herself. The reader must be desperate to learn all about this man who has swept our poor downtrodden girl off her feet.
Sadly we aren't told anything, bar his blue, blue eyes, his nice dress sense and the fact Jo loves him so much, like the hardest ever.
Things we don't find out about Jamie:
His age
His job
His hobbies
His background
Anything about his first marriage apart from the fact his first wife is a bad, damaged girl.
As the book goes on, we hear that Jo loves finding out new things about the man she loves. Perhaps she was as simply in the dark as us.
4.) Jamie gets a new job (whatever that is), at the click of a finger , in Cornwall. CORNWALL. The county in England where the great majority of its residents work for the living wage.
Perhaps Jamie is top, top brain surgeon?
The same employers are simply over the moon when Jamie needs extended time off and high levels of flexibility to look after his children, all because they are so family orientated and so so lush.
5.) The perfect, lush, new house in cornwall not only has a perfect get away shed in the garden for banishing a child to when numbers get too high, a sweet little hobbit hole attic room so everyone can have their own rooms and a mirror above the bed so jamie and jo can admire their own smugness while shagging, but also boasts the claim to fame that the last person to live in it was Charles Dickens, who had owned the house from 1873 to 2019.
6.) Jo quickly makes friends in the local cafe, including a midwife who not only finds time to raise her own family but also has a unique, perfectly applied dress sense and can help out at the cafe despite her 96 hour working week in the hospital and meeting every school run demand.
7.) Jo quickly finds work in the cafe where she is just amazeballs at everything, she even ropes in teenage daughter Belle to help who is equally tit hot, running the gaff within seconds and putting all the other staff to shame. Which makes it a pity to read later on in the book that the same Belle has never even made mummy a cup of tea and, as Jo confides in the reader, probably doesn't know how to.
8.) Wine. And gin. And beer.
It becomes apparent quite early on that both Jo and Jamie both like a drink. They still continue to like a drink when Jamie's son comes to live with them, a son heavily traumatized by his biological mothers drinking. (Cant think who this sounds like).
So, anyway, Jo likes to sip on a gin at the end of a hard day being perfect. However, for the love of bleeping god stop banging on about the fruits she sticks in it in a bid to excuse her needs for alcohol as middle class fun. Three bloody times I heard about 'big juicy berries'. In the end it started to sound like soft porn for healthy eating.
9.) Nanny Pat aka SUPERGRAN
I dont give a tit how expensive her scarf smells, or what colour her perfectly applied smear of lipstick is (actually, on second thoughts, maybe she could give the author some tips), NO human on this earth could get up, bake a tray of brownies, get 5 children washed, dressed and fed, and not only be ready for the three different school runs but also be so early she can stop to let the dogs take a tit first.
Of course, her superhuman qualities dont stop there. She takes the children swimming, baby sits so Jo can go out with Jamie and actually find out a bit about him, cooks dinner for 8 AND finds time to 'run a dishcloth' around the cafe.
Out of interest, who actually runs a dish cloth around instead of a duster? Is this a cornish thing?
No wonder Jo doesnt want Pat to go. If she was my MIL I'd padlock the front door and put bars on the windows. Jamie however, who loves his mum so much and makes Jo feel so happy when she sees their relationship, doesn't actually seem to give a tit when his mum does trot back to Canterbury. (Only for a short while mind, as Jo is such a simply amazing person that Pat can't keep away for long)
10.) The 'substory' (if you can call it this as there isn't really a main story) focuses on the relationship between Jo's boss and her husband. Her husband is super successful family lawyer and dresses in designer clothes so it comes as a huge shock to Jo when she discovers hes been beating the tit out of his wife, the boss at the cafe. Such a shock in fact that she vomited horrifically at the sight of the poor ladies battered face. Because obviously it's worse for Jo, right?
The true nature of this abusive relationship is unveiled in dramatic fashion over a bbq at jo and Jamie's. This highly intelligent, calculated, devious and narcissistic man has successfully hidden his awful abuse towards his wife for over a decade but within 3 hours of Jo's berry bursting gin and Jamie's cornish sausage , his entire cover is blown for all to see . Whatever.
Theres so much more, I haven't even covered the 'laura' aspect but I know that has been talked about a lot here.
I just want to say, I would normally think twice about the feelings of someone who had come on line to say they were struggling. But, as it was to moan about how bleeping terrible her life was, when she has her health, beautiful children, stolen money, adverts providing huge income and an army of employees who wipe her arse AND the fact she had literally an hour before posted with a
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Can I contribute to your PayPal for it hun?duck off. I’m buying it now for a laugh
That sniffling incoherent rambling earlier oh dear oh dear. She sounds more unhinged than usual is the sh1t about to hit the fan? People are on to you Rachet and your lies nothing you say adds up to be a liar you need to have a good memory and clearly you don’t.
To end the snot fest with edies sex toy fidget toy just show she is off the scale today. And then the dead bird ?!??!!??!!!
My Husband has just walked in (60 hour week Rach btw, his relief had Covid and he had no choice to cover.) Anyway, he looked over my shoulder and said ‘Can I contribute to your PayPal for it hun?
what do you think your doing?’ . I was like ‘NOTHING. Arr it was 99p and everyone’s having a laugh.’ I am defenceless 
Watch a few of them stories and had to give up. I can’t even deal with her.
Welcome to the real world Rach! The life most mums live.
I’ve being working from home for over a year now with my child! The difference is Im not paid to sit and post crappy stories on social media. I have a real job. With a real boss breathing down my neck, And one mistake on my end could potentially cost my company thousands. I’v had to bribe my child to be quite because I’ve had upto 6 zoom meetings a day most days.
My Oh had most his staff furloughed so would leave the house at 7am and not return until 9pm that night. I don’t have a whole ‘crew’ of people to come babysit my kids. It’s all on me. Get the duck over yourself.
Welcome to the real world Rach! The life most mums live.
I’ve being working from home for over a year now with my child! The difference is Im not paid to sit and post crappy stories on social media. I have a real job. With a real boss breathing down my neck, And one mistake on my end could potentially cost my company thousands. I’v had to bribe my child to be quite because I’ve had upto 6 zoom meetings a day most days.
My Oh had most his staff furloughed so would leave the house at 7am and not return until 9pm that night. I don’t have a whole ‘crew’ of people to come babysit my kids. It’s all on me. Get the duck over yourself.
Eeeekkkkk floor in city where you would have to peel yourself off the floorLoved going City on a Thursday night!
Nottingham where no one talks proper
I couldn’t watch all of her pity party stories, it’s for the all the huns to feel sorry for her and Dm her.
I also think she is pissed that no one nominated her for a influencer award
I also think she is pissed that no one nominated her for a influencer award
To be fair to her, she did say 'I feel sorry for your kids bleep face' which I assumed meant she was calling the parent a bleep face. But I digress..... R is also a bleep face.
I am not up to date so apologies if someone else has gone over this but I think she saw the engagement KDIL got from her post this morning and thought she would have some of the same, whilst also venting on some genuine stresses she is feeling in life like most people do/are feeling, but my instant thought when I saw the photo she shared on her main grid later was is that a test photo to see if it had worked in upping her engagement…there is always a reason for every post and that photo was so irrelevant to anything she had discussed recently.
Ok fair enuf but not to go off into KDIL rant but I have had enuf of the hideous poses & videos she does
I’ve heard worse, I’ve probably said worse (not to them obviously ) in exasperation but don’t actually mean it
She did stay off social media when she had her breakdown. I understand she’s not everyone’s cup of tea. But she’s as real as you’ll get. She came back after the breakdown and spoke about, helped loads with her honesty
Hahaha that bird post from josh made me want to look him up on FB. I expected some fake name to do with birds but this is even worse
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