New thread title thanks to @Whatwillbewillbe love you so hard babe, you're so lush!
Last thread recap:
- Rachael (with an extra E) is a bleep
- Raq shared some footage from a year ago, showing that bar learning to walk, Wilby has barely progressed in this time
- a day out at some park/garden place, with Ratch shoving some food directly into Wibbly's mouth (which he probably neither wanted or needed). Next came letting him play on a roped off bit of grass, which was probably roped off for a reason Raq then Wilbert was videoed lying down to have a bottle of milk like a newborn, despite being 2 in a few weeks. Why? Because she can.
- when they got home, Ethel was on the table asleep. Will she clean it before they sit around to eat off it? Not bloody likely (unless she has a P&G advert to film).
- Ratshit has done an advert about saving water. How does that fit with your seventeen showers a day, hun? Not even 24 hours after showing Emily and the kids having a water fight in your back garden as well. It must be a big bucks ad as it's on the grid as well as stories, all the comments are from "the circle" though
- The regular ramble, and Raq says that she's "obsessed" with women's trauma. We know babe, you literally took someone else's, put it in a book and sold it like the massive bleep you are traumatised women are just SO LUSH. Yet again, she has to shoehorn in how her mum left when she was 4 . She speaks to social workers every week, because they can always find time to chat with a wanker from Devon even though they're SO OVERWORKED AND VERY BUSY. She's shouting out Trevi House for doing amazing work keeping mums with addiction with their babies, despite having taken another woman's children and used her addiction as a reason to prevent any contact whatsoever. Hypocritical bellend.
- Betsy went to London Town, probably with her boyfriend. She shared real time footage of exactly where she was several times. Glad to see she's inherited her mother's sense of safety. She apparently spotted Raq's book of lies in a Waterstones, clearly she was sent in to look for it rather than stumbling upon it while browsing like she made out.
- Edie starred in yet another advert, hopefully Ratchet is paying her a reasonable wage, along with a decent pension plan and annual leave in line with legislation. The devil works hard, but poor Edie is forced to work harder
- Poor Raq is LOSING HER MIND because Betsy stayed longer in London, and now she's worried that her chief babysitter will be moving out. Lula was on hand with reassuring advice that "we'll all be gone in a few years" Rachey will probably be sobbing and vomitting before long at the thought that she won't be able to manipulate and control the children any more.
- Isaac has had his hair permed.
- Betsy abandoning her to go to London has been deemed worthy of a grid post. Cue comments from the huns that "she's got 220k aunties looking out for her" and "if she needs to, she can come to my house" one word Raq - SAFEGUARDING. She also sent Betsy a message saying she'd prefer it if she was having a tit time so she would definitely come home. She's gone away to London for a few days Rachey, she hasn't emigrated to Australia sounds like manipulation to us Rach babe, you might want to get that in check.
- Rancho, Emily and Rach's mum went to Trago Mills to get seat padding for the women's centre. Emily's patience is apparently "thinner than this bleeping foam block". Ideal for someone who will shortly be managing a cafe/launderette for vulnerable women.
- We were treated to a tour of the women's centre, however even Rachey herself seems unsure of the intended function. Is it a coffee shop? Or a launderette? Or a place for women to come and find support and information about how to get themselves out of an abusive relationship? Or a drop in centre for huns hoping for a selfie with St Raq herself and get their book signed? With a large sign outside, and a large window at the front, and seemingly no safety features for the entrance, it's hardly a secure place for vulnerable people. Plus Rach has previously talked about working with perpetrators of abuse, so is she planning on having them in at the same time as people who have been abused? Nobody really knows, almost like she is keeping it deliberately vague... Don't worry, it will all be so lush though!
- Ratch and Joyce made the bed, and stabby Jo slept over (again).
- Like an absolute hero, Rancid offered to look after her own kids so that Emily could go to Trevi. So brave! Much selfless!
- Raq headed off to IKEA with "the circle", AKA Emily, PA Jo and Stabby Jo, to spend a load of money on useless crap for the women's centre. I'm sure those desperate women will really appreciate the plastic plants and the window seat.
- Out for lunch and more shopping in Totnes with Wibble and Joyce. Wilbur is behaving like a toddler who is never told no and Raq is bitching about it
- Wilbert's had his hair butchered again, while Josh has either had a hair transplant, or is growing it out
- Isaac is the latest child to be pimped out for an ad.
- We have all been reminded that it's nearly two years since she was sliced in half to birth the Messiah. Bonus content of him having his first feed from her miraculous tit
- Wilberforce managed to get himself up on to the table, despite all the benches being on top of it. Another set up for content, because the child has only just managed a kiddy slide, there's no way he's all over the furniture like a monkey.
- Emily clearly doesn't like Raq all that much, as she bought her a hideous, nylon dress in a vile purple colour. To say it looks like beetroot vomit would be a compliment. But it's ok, because she wore it with purple lipstick, even though she doesn't wear lipstick.
- Betsy came back from London and immediately was called on for babysitting.
- Raq managed to make talking about cleaning the filters on her multiple hoovers drag on and on and on. Honestly, this could be used as a torture device
- off to Arsetrid's gaff for a boozy lunch. Josh bored everyone senseless talking about bees and recording artists. Mr Arsetrid really couldn't be bothered! Lula was supposed to go, but got left at home because she wasn't ready in time. Rachey was on the wine while pretending to drink Coke.
- Joyce tried to teach Betsy to play guitar. If only he would spend some time with the actual children that he fathered once in a while. She's also still convinced that Edie can sing. Maybe save for a pension just in case, eh?
- Rachey received a card and gift that was badly addressed. Babe, stop lying. Either you wrote it to yourself, or it was in a properly addressed envelope.
- More pissing about at the women's centre. No security or safeguarding (or trained, experienced staff), but there'll be lush coffee and cake, and it all looks really pretty with the IKEA tat. Excellent.
- Rachey did an advert for Tesco, in which she claimed she had bought all the school uniforms there. Yeah right hun, pull the other one. We've all seen your kids kitted out in North Face jackets and matching Vans, you're a label bleep and you know it.
- A waste collection company posted that they had collected some rubbish from the Patchwork Palace, including the expensive giant garden rocker chair which lasted less than a week before it was broken.
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Last thread recap:
- Rachael (with an extra E) is a bleep
- Raq shared some footage from a year ago, showing that bar learning to walk, Wilby has barely progressed in this time
- a day out at some park/garden place, with Ratch shoving some food directly into Wibbly's mouth (which he probably neither wanted or needed). Next came letting him play on a roped off bit of grass, which was probably roped off for a reason Raq then Wilbert was videoed lying down to have a bottle of milk like a newborn, despite being 2 in a few weeks. Why? Because she can.
- when they got home, Ethel was on the table asleep. Will she clean it before they sit around to eat off it? Not bloody likely (unless she has a P&G advert to film).
- Ratshit has done an advert about saving water. How does that fit with your seventeen showers a day, hun? Not even 24 hours after showing Emily and the kids having a water fight in your back garden as well. It must be a big bucks ad as it's on the grid as well as stories, all the comments are from "the circle" though
- The regular ramble, and Raq says that she's "obsessed" with women's trauma. We know babe, you literally took someone else's, put it in a book and sold it like the massive bleep you are traumatised women are just SO LUSH. Yet again, she has to shoehorn in how her mum left when she was 4 . She speaks to social workers every week, because they can always find time to chat with a wanker from Devon even though they're SO OVERWORKED AND VERY BUSY. She's shouting out Trevi House for doing amazing work keeping mums with addiction with their babies, despite having taken another woman's children and used her addiction as a reason to prevent any contact whatsoever. Hypocritical bellend.
- Betsy went to London Town, probably with her boyfriend. She shared real time footage of exactly where she was several times. Glad to see she's inherited her mother's sense of safety. She apparently spotted Raq's book of lies in a Waterstones, clearly she was sent in to look for it rather than stumbling upon it while browsing like she made out.
- Edie starred in yet another advert, hopefully Ratchet is paying her a reasonable wage, along with a decent pension plan and annual leave in line with legislation. The devil works hard, but poor Edie is forced to work harder
- Poor Raq is LOSING HER MIND because Betsy stayed longer in London, and now she's worried that her chief babysitter will be moving out. Lula was on hand with reassuring advice that "we'll all be gone in a few years" Rachey will probably be sobbing and vomitting before long at the thought that she won't be able to manipulate and control the children any more.
- Isaac has had his hair permed.
- Betsy abandoning her to go to London has been deemed worthy of a grid post. Cue comments from the huns that "she's got 220k aunties looking out for her" and "if she needs to, she can come to my house" one word Raq - SAFEGUARDING. She also sent Betsy a message saying she'd prefer it if she was having a tit time so she would definitely come home. She's gone away to London for a few days Rachey, she hasn't emigrated to Australia sounds like manipulation to us Rach babe, you might want to get that in check.
- Rancho, Emily and Rach's mum went to Trago Mills to get seat padding for the women's centre. Emily's patience is apparently "thinner than this bleeping foam block". Ideal for someone who will shortly be managing a cafe/launderette for vulnerable women.
- We were treated to a tour of the women's centre, however even Rachey herself seems unsure of the intended function. Is it a coffee shop? Or a launderette? Or a place for women to come and find support and information about how to get themselves out of an abusive relationship? Or a drop in centre for huns hoping for a selfie with St Raq herself and get their book signed? With a large sign outside, and a large window at the front, and seemingly no safety features for the entrance, it's hardly a secure place for vulnerable people. Plus Rach has previously talked about working with perpetrators of abuse, so is she planning on having them in at the same time as people who have been abused? Nobody really knows, almost like she is keeping it deliberately vague... Don't worry, it will all be so lush though!
- Ratch and Joyce made the bed, and stabby Jo slept over (again).
- Like an absolute hero, Rancid offered to look after her own kids so that Emily could go to Trevi. So brave! Much selfless!
- Raq headed off to IKEA with "the circle", AKA Emily, PA Jo and Stabby Jo, to spend a load of money on useless crap for the women's centre. I'm sure those desperate women will really appreciate the plastic plants and the window seat.
- Out for lunch and more shopping in Totnes with Wibble and Joyce. Wilbur is behaving like a toddler who is never told no and Raq is bitching about it
- Wilbert's had his hair butchered again, while Josh has either had a hair transplant, or is growing it out
- Isaac is the latest child to be pimped out for an ad.
- We have all been reminded that it's nearly two years since she was sliced in half to birth the Messiah. Bonus content of him having his first feed from her miraculous tit
- Wilberforce managed to get himself up on to the table, despite all the benches being on top of it. Another set up for content, because the child has only just managed a kiddy slide, there's no way he's all over the furniture like a monkey.
- Emily clearly doesn't like Raq all that much, as she bought her a hideous, nylon dress in a vile purple colour. To say it looks like beetroot vomit would be a compliment. But it's ok, because she wore it with purple lipstick, even though she doesn't wear lipstick.
- Betsy came back from London and immediately was called on for babysitting.
- Raq managed to make talking about cleaning the filters on her multiple hoovers drag on and on and on. Honestly, this could be used as a torture device
- off to Arsetrid's gaff for a boozy lunch. Josh bored everyone senseless talking about bees and recording artists. Mr Arsetrid really couldn't be bothered! Lula was supposed to go, but got left at home because she wasn't ready in time. Rachey was on the wine while pretending to drink Coke.
- Joyce tried to teach Betsy to play guitar. If only he would spend some time with the actual children that he fathered once in a while. She's also still convinced that Edie can sing. Maybe save for a pension just in case, eh?
- Rachey received a card and gift that was badly addressed. Babe, stop lying. Either you wrote it to yourself, or it was in a properly addressed envelope.
- More pissing about at the women's centre. No security or safeguarding (or trained, experienced staff), but there'll be lush coffee and cake, and it all looks really pretty with the IKEA tat. Excellent.
- Rachey did an advert for Tesco, in which she claimed she had bought all the school uniforms there. Yeah right hun, pull the other one. We've all seen your kids kitted out in North Face jackets and matching Vans, you're a label bleep and you know it.
- A waste collection company posted that they had collected some rubbish from the Patchwork Palace, including the expensive giant garden rocker chair which lasted less than a week before it was broken.
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page