PTWM #90 Trauma obsessed, advert fest, PayPal money scandal has still never been addressed

[FridaK]

I have this scene in my head so I wrote it down . It’s not ideal at all.

Day One in The Patchwork House Women’s Centre


Woman one: *comes in with double buggy and bags full of clothes* Hi, I’ve been having some problems with my partner and am really looking for help

Emily: “HIIIIII . Just take a seat there on our IKEA fabric covered foam cushion’s that are thinner than my patience .

Woman: *nervously takes seat, sweating trying to calm down toddler* Umm, I was told that you can help me look into Refuge?

Emily: Well yeh. I mean first of all, what would you like a …..
AFFOGATO Espresso
ESPRESSO AMERICANO
CAFFÈ LATTE.
CAFFÈ MOCHA
CAFÈ AU LAIT
CAPPUCCINO
COLD BREW COFFEE
DOUBLE ESPRESSO (DOPPIO)
Funfetti cake.
Pineapple Upside Down cake.
Lemon Cake.
Black Forest Cake.
Cheesecake.
Vanilla Cake.
Red Velvet Cake.
Chocolate Cake.

Woman: *starts to stress cry* Honestly, just a cup of tea and some toast for the kids would be great……

Emily: URRMM *Gets out phone* RACH, FUCKING HELL . Can you bring down a cup of tea and toast to The Women’s Centre? Why haven’t we got a toaster?

Rach: *Opens Instagram Stories and types ‘Anybody giving away a free toaster in Torbay area. Please hand it in at the Women’s centre for a warrior in need*
Ill send Josh down Em.

Ten minutes later… Josh turns up at The Women’s Centre with fresh baked seeded walnut bread on wooden plate/ tray. Shows it to Emily and messages Jordan to come around to sample it.

Emily: We’ve got your ……. *turns to where woman was sat* FUCK! She’s gone. Tell Rach to monitor her comments for a complaint Josh.

Josh: What was her name, we can block her!

Emily: I don’t even know. FML Oh well

Woman: *running down the street towards nearest actual women’s crisis centre. That has no men, no cake, no coffee. Just tea and qualified staff*

 

[Noseyforacabbage]

"Hello, sorry I've not been on today."
*Says she's sitting too close or far away from the phone and moves chair.
Makes comment about her hair.
"Giving it one of them* followed by an action will 100% feature in her ramblings.
At one point during her stories one of her children will venture up to the Hobbit Loft and join her.
She'll tell us how she's argued with Joyce.
*Picks phone up, opens Hobbit window to show us the same view we've seen 5463 times before, and that's just in the last week.

Then, cue the re posts of people tagging her in screen shots that say "when there's this many dots at the top you know you're in for a treat".

 

[DipsyDoodle]

New thread title thanks to @Whatwillbewillbe love you so hard babe, you're so lush!

Last thread recap:
- Rachael (with an extra E) is a cunt
- Raq shared some footage from a year ago, showing that bar learning to walk, Wilby has barely progressed in this time
- a day out at some park/garden place, with Ratch shoving some food directly into Wibbly's mouth (which he probably neither wanted or needed). Next came letting him play on a roped off bit of grass, which was probably roped off for a reason Raq then Wilbert was videoed lying down to have a bottle of milk like a newborn, despite being 2 in a few weeks. Why? Because she can.
- when they got home, Ethel was on the table asleep. Will she clean it before they sit around to eat off it? Not bloody likely (unless she has a P&G advert to film).
- Ratshit has done an advert about saving water. How does that fit with your seventeen showers a day, hun? Not even 24 hours after showing Emily and the kids having a water fight in your back garden as well. It must be a big bucks ad as it's on the grid as well as stories, all the comments are from "the circle" though
- The regular ramble, and Raq says that she's "obsessed" with women's trauma. We know babe, you literally took someone else's, put it in a book and sold it like the massive cunt you are traumatised women are just SO LUSH. Yet again, she has to shoehorn in how her mum left when she was 4 . She speaks to social workers every week, because they can always find time to chat with a wanker from Devon even though they're SO OVERWORKED AND VERY BUSY. She's shouting out Trevi House for doing amazing work keeping mums with addiction with their babies, despite having taken another woman's children and used her addiction as a reason to prevent any contact whatsoever. Hypocritical bellend.
- Betsy went to London Town, probably with her boyfriend. She shared real time footage of exactly where she was several times. Glad to see she's inherited her mother's sense of safety. She apparently spotted Raq's book of lies in a Waterstones, clearly she was sent in to look for it rather than stumbling upon it while browsing like she made out.
- Edie starred in yet another advert, hopefully Ratchet is paying her a reasonable wage, along with a decent pension plan and annual leave in line with legislation. The devil works hard, but poor Edie is forced to work harder
- Poor Raq is LOSING HER MIND because Betsy stayed longer in London, and now she's worried that her chief babysitter will be moving out. Lula was on hand with reassuring advice that "we'll all be gone in a few years" Rachey will probably be sobbing and vomitting before long at the thought that she won't be able to manipulate and control the children any more.
- Isaac has had his hair permed.
- Betsy abandoning her to go to London has been deemed worthy of a grid post. Cue comments from the huns that "she's got 220k aunties looking out for her" and "if she needs to, she can come to my house" one word Raq - SAFEGUARDING. She also sent Betsy a message saying she'd prefer it if she was having a shit time so she would definitely come home. She's gone away to London for a few days Rachey, she hasn't emigrated to Australia sounds like manipulation to us Rach babe, you might want to get that in check.
- Rancho, Emily and Rach's mum went to Trago Mills to get seat padding for the women's centre. Emily's patience is apparently "thinner than this fucking foam block". Ideal for someone who will shortly be managing a cafe/launderette for vulnerable women.
- We were treated to a tour of the women's centre, however even Rachey herself seems unsure of the intended function. Is it a coffee shop? Or a launderette? Or a place for women to come and find support and information about how to get themselves out of an abusive relationship? Or a drop in centre for huns hoping for a selfie with St Raq herself and get their book signed? With a large sign outside, and a large window at the front, and seemingly no safety features for the entrance, it's hardly a secure place for vulnerable people. Plus Rach has previously talked about working with perpetrators of abuse, so is she planning on having them in at the same time as people who have been abused? Nobody really knows, almost like she is keeping it deliberately vague... Don't worry, it will all be so lush though!
- Ratch and Joyce made the bed, and stabby Jo slept over (again).
- Like an absolute hero, Rancid offered to look after her own kids so that Emily could go to Trevi. So brave! Much selfless!
- Raq headed off to IKEA with "the circle", AKA Emily, PA Jo and Stabby Jo, to spend a load of money on useless crap for the women's centre. I'm sure those desperate women will really appreciate the plastic plants and the window seat.
- Out for lunch and more shopping in Totnes with Wibble and Joyce. Wilbur is behaving like a toddler who is never told no and Raq is bitching about it
- Wilbert's had his hair butchered again, while Josh has either had a hair transplant, or is growing it out
- Isaac is the latest child to be pimped out for an ad.
- We have all been reminded that it's nearly two years since she was sliced in half to birth the Messiah. Bonus content of him having his first feed from her miraculous tit
- Wilberforce managed to get himself up on to the table, despite all the benches being on top of it. Another set up for content, because the child has only just managed a kiddy slide, there's no way he's all over the furniture like a monkey.
- Emily clearly doesn't like Raq all that much, as she bought her a hideous, nylon dress in a vile purple colour. To say it looks like beetroot vomit would be a compliment. But it's ok, because she wore it with purple lipstick, even though she doesn't wear lipstick.
- Betsy came back from London and immediately was called on for babysitting.
- Raq managed to make talking about cleaning the filters on her multiple hoovers drag on and on and on. Honestly, this could be used as a torture device
- off to Arsetrid's gaff for a boozy lunch. Josh bored everyone senseless talking about bees and recording artists. Mr Arsetrid really couldn't be bothered! Lula was supposed to go, but got left at home because she wasn't ready in time. Rachey was on the wine while pretending to drink Coke.
- Joyce tried to teach Betsy to play guitar. If only he would spend some time with the actual children that he fathered once in a while. She's also still convinced that Edie can sing. Maybe save for a pension just in case, eh?
- Rachey received a card and gift that was badly addressed. Babe, stop lying. Either you wrote it to yourself, or it was in a properly addressed envelope.
- More pissing about at the women's centre. No security or safeguarding (or trained, experienced staff), but there'll be lush coffee and cake, and it all looks really pretty with the IKEA tat. Excellent.
- Rachey did an advert for Tesco, in which she claimed she had bought all the school uniforms there. Yeah right hun, pull the other one. We've all seen your kids kitted out in North Face jackets and matching Vans, you're a label whore and you know it.
- A waste collection company posted that they had collected some rubbish from the Patchwork Palace, including the expensive giant garden rocker chair which lasted less than a week before it was broken.


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[reCAPTCHA]

Just had a lovely few days in Richmond and spotted the book as I was having a mooch. I moved it to the non-fiction section, because I'm a petty bitch like that

 

[GiniCinnamon]

Hi, long time lurker! Had to stop by and comment about the women's centre as find it genuinely worrying. I have volunteered for a women's centre for the past 4 years and also have worked with survivors of domestic abuse within the criminal justice system. Our centre is extremely secure, no one can get access to the building without going through a locked reception area. Everyone has to sign in and be accounted for. No males are permitted in the building without good reason/appointment. All staff and volunteers are trained, DBS checked and have regular one to ones. I am beginning worry about future service users and how R's centre will cope with dealing with extremely distressing situations with no training. It is difficult enough when you are trained and informed. Has she not discussed the legislation with the local council? This surely is mandatory?? Is she planning on having any trauma-informed staff with relevant qualifications? It is very scary.
Oh and our centre has a little kitchen with a kettle and mugs, instant coffee and tea etc so the women who visit feel at home and able to make themselves a brew in a simple way. Having a posh coffee machine is probably the furthest thing from the Board of Director's minds. I am genuinely baffled.

 

[l_j_m]

I just want to leave this here. I laughed, a lot. It appeared on my explore page

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I loathe the recording and uploading of upset children , comfort your child for fucks sake.

Nobody has ever said Wilby has his shit together, quite the opposite , poor little bugger.

 

[2ofeach]

People are advising her to steer clear of the attention seeker.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Oh get a fucking life.

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[Lucyinthesky88]

Just browsed Stabby Jo’s (open!) Instagram briefly and there are several photos of her son with Isaac, apparently they are best mates, and it made me think.

Josh is seemingly not allowed any friends that Rachel hasn’t found for him and the children all seem to have “best friends” who are closely related to Rachel:

Tallulah’s best friend Evie is Rachel’s niece and she is also close to the drug woman’s daughter;
Isaac’s best mate is Stabby Jo’s son;
Edie’s best friend is PA Jo’s daughter;
Seb’s friend Bailey’s mum seems to be close to Rachel as R has shared comments and messages from her online etc.

Unsure about Betsy but she was very close to her sisters, which Rachel allowed when she was also “close” to Vanessa oh and she is allowed to be mates with Emily, despite the age gap. And Wilby is a lockdown baby so has never met anyone so he doesn’t count although even he seems to socialise with Freddie, who is, of course, Emily’s son.

I just find it weird that every close friendship and relationship in that house flows through Rachel. You could say she has control over it all.

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Nobody else even attempts to make a new thread anymore, because then we wouldn't get a recap from @DipsyDoodle you do realise this is now officially your job! You are just amazing, lush and we all love you, like so hard, ever!

Awwww thanks everyone for the recap love don't forget, in order for me to give up my job and dedicate myself full time to the Tattle cause, I'll need you all to donate to my PayPal fund every month I'll choose a lucky donor to receive a fluffy cloud and shout out to my 20 followers on Insta

 

[Eat more cake]

Wibly has had more of a social life that I have since Jan 2020. Shall I call myself a lockdown adult?

 

[rainbowhouse]

I love how she blames tattle for working out where she lives and knowing every detail about her kids lives. I mean, she’s never mentioned a thing herself has she

 

[Mo33]

So today I got curious as to how the PTWM threads initially started on tattle and went back to thread #1. This really made me laugh

 

[FridaK]

Careful rachey, keep talking about it and people will start to google why you are hated and end up here

This is all wrong.
The metaphor is that you went to a restaurant and got near deadly food poisoning.
You complained and the restaurant did nothing. Then you found out loads of people have gotten sick from that restaurant.
Now you go back, hopefully, and look through the window, to see if it’s been shut down.
When you see it hasn’t been. you go back to Trip Advisor to warn other customers again why they really shouldn’t eat there, because you don’t want anyone else to get as sick as you or the others you’ve spoken to.

 

[VCJR]

Your son is not a baby Rachy, he is a child.
A very large child too.
Made with love & chicken nuggets.
And chocolate and crisps.
He is not a lockdown baby, he's a surplus child who has been overindulgeed with junk food and under stimulated & ignored by you and your Patchwork family.
There are enough children and adults in that house and in your social bubble to keep any child stimulated and included in family life.
But you put him in front of the TV, feed him on junk & ignore him.
The TV is his friend, when you should be.
As you are qualified to diagnose Autism spectrum disorders, have you not noticed your sons delayed speech and his fear of normal situations.
Shame on you, you over indulgent, money grabbing, fame seeking, narcissistic, lying thief.

 

[VCJR]

After watching that Instagram post with Rachy having a staff meeting in her car with her squad, I am disgusted by her non stop use of bad language.
There is a time and a place for it you horrid little creature.
You are not clever and you are certainly not funny.
How are you going to converse with women who have turned up to your Caf/money laundering joint in desperate need of help?
Are you going to be giving it one of them with your out of control gob?
Or are you going to try to behave like an adult who cares about the welfare of abused women?
Swearing is okay, in the right situation & at the right time.
I have not got a problem with swearing, in fact I have a mouth like a fucking sewer.
But I don't swear in.public, in front of strangers, or children or in front of people who don't like bad language.
I certainly don't swear on videos and post them on Instagram for the general public to view.
You really are a revolting little person.
Please shut down your Instagram and Facebook accounts & please do not open your Patchwork quilt drop in centre.
I spent many hours at proper centres for abused women. I was helped, I was made to feel that they really cared about me and my children and our safety. I probably wouldn't be here if I hadn't had their help.
I never once came across anyone as unprofessional and uncaring as you
Leave victims of domestic abuse alone, they have enough problems without your interfering curiosity and obsession with abuse.
There are professionals who are there to help, you and your uneducated, unqualified squad are not in a position to help anyone.
If you're bored, spend time with your 6 tiny turds(2 stolen).
They need love & care.
And, if you haven't spent all of the PayPal money, do the right thing and refund it to your huns & your ex huns.
You are uncouth,
Unimportant
Unnecessary &
you are a fucking monster.

 

[holidaydays111]

Did you see the fan thing the other week? She was prancing about modelling her new bikinis in front of the mirror, while Wilbert was in another room and switced the fan on imagine your need for comments saying you look great, have a lovely figure etc being greater than needing to keep an eye on your toddler!

Oh my goodness yes the fan!!! Seriously unbelievable.
On a side note, my friend got blocked a few weeks ago when R put up a question box after she posted a video of B, T, etc arguing in the shed bedroom, R had asked something like “what’s your favourite thing about the video” and my friend replied “the fact that you secretly film your kids, post it online and think it’s okay to do that”. Blocked after under 3 mins. Too funny.

 

[tippingpoint]

I’ve got friends right. Not many to be fair because you’re 30s and kids will do that to you but I have friends. I would find it so fucking weird if we lived in each other’s pockets! Sleeping at each others houses and all that?! It’s so strange?! She needs a constant full cast of people round her to validate her

 

[Mrs Fudge]

This is a comment on a photo Joyce has just posted. What is wrong with people?

These people need to give their heads a wobble

This is true, but she wasn’t this bad when she fell pregnant with him was she? It was the tattle rant that brought me here, I forget how long ago that was, before that I thought she was alright, fairly funny videos, cute kids, a decent follow to pass a bit of time when having a mooch on Insta but now, well the difference is just

She was quite heavily pregnant when she filmed the Tattle rant and I remember at the time feeling quite sorry for her. Then I came here and had my eyes opened a bit but for the most part I gave her the benefit of the doubt. I was never a huge fan but I lurked from time to time and found some of her stuff amusing and she seemed pleasant enough. But back then she was doing fewer ads and posting more about issues like DA and bullying. They hadn't long been in the big house and she had only recently stopped working (made redundant, she said, but who knows... ) She seemed like an intelligent woman who had her shit together most of the time and had a happy, if slightly chaotic family life.

When the huns fawn all over her, it is that Rachaele they're talking about, not the version of herself she presents now which is a thick as shit, complete shambles of a mother who can barely take care of herself much less parent 6 children. Who she is now bears no relation to who she presented herself as then and I cannot understand why more people don't see it. I used to think Tattle was a hate site (and some of the threads here are, in my opinion, way too harsh - a lot of influencers are twats but most are harmless imo) but this thread is different because she has the potential to do a LOT of harm and she is being enabled by her 200k followers, her "circle" and the brands who keep chucking money at her and I just cannot get my head around how she keeps getting away with it.

That turned into a bit of a rant. Apologies!

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