PTWM #88 Fiction author, porky pie teller, it all came from shagging someone else's fella

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Right how thick are her huns really - she flits between “My babies need me, they are all so ruined from toxic people, I couldn’t bear to be away from them” to “first couple of days of the holiday, duck this I’m going on a break to get away from them all”.
 
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The wad of 20s in a card is so totally strange. I think their teenagers would like that more than Josh!

Why do they get so much enjoyment out of being away from their kids 24/7? Some of my favourite memories were my mums birthdays, waking up earlier than her to make breakfast in bed, burning the toast, spilling the tea everywhere as I put it on the tray.
 
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So strange giving your husband a card with money in it.
Is that his spending money for the next little while since he seems to be forever on annual leave
 
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Why does she always have to take the piss out of his interests, she is so vile.

I think it’s hilarious probably a night of baby making 🤮next morning given money 😂

Josh hun just saying she owns you completely, man up 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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Don’t know if it just me but I’d really hate waking up on my birthday anywhere away from my kids. They drive me up the wall daily and a break is amazing but I’d be so sad not seeing their little faces when I woke up.
 
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Apparently it's a very expensive and "luxurious" hotel in Bath.
Someone did mention the name earlier this afternoon, but I can't recall it.
This is the hotel. I would be fuming if they gave me that room. It looks shoddy and undecorated 🙄

The wad of 20s in a card is so totally strange. I think their teenagers would like that more than Josh!

Why do they get so much enjoyment out of being away from their kids 24/7? Some of my favourite memories were my mums birthdays, waking up earlier than her to make breakfast in bed, burning the toast, spilling the tea everywhere as I put it on the tray.
I found the wad of money in card strange? It doesn't look like a case of what's yours is mine and whats mine is yours. We have always had a joint bank account easiest thing when running a house. We have been together 20 years though.
 

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Right how thick are her huns really - she flits between “My babies need me, they are all so ruined from toxic people, I couldn’t bear to be away from them” to “first couple of days of the holiday, duck this I’m going on a break to get away from them all”.
And you just know they won't be taking them away anywhere over the summer holiday. I can only recall once where they took all the kids away on holiday. They took Wilbert to the backyard shed, but only because she was keeping him alive with her magnificent breasts 🙄 other than that, they are absolutely rolling in cash, but have no desire to do something nice for their kids.
 
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I find the whole going away for every birthday so strange and sad. Fair enough if its a big birthday but even then the highlight of my day is me pretending to go back to sleep so my kids can come running in to wake me up and suprise me with their homemade cards and the little pressies they've chosen for me. My partner and I don't really do presents for each other, i would be mortified if he gave me a wad of cash....we'll have date nights instead but even then sometimes its a make shift picnic in the living room with the kids or a takeaway, but honestly I love it.

As much as she thinks we are Jealous Trolls, I do not envy her life atall & I am so secure in the fact I don't have to bribe (financially or emotionally) anyone yo be in my life. I really pity you Rach!
 
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Joyce is very feminine he probably wanted a spa night. If I had a night of shagging and then woke up to my fella giving me a wad of cash I’d feel like a prozzie - birthday or not, maybe it’s part of some sick role play?? I’m honestly starting to believe Joyce likes being emasculated and controlled and it’s all part of their sick daily foreplay routine.
 
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Its joshs birthday but seems like its all for her... I mean, if I said to my hubby we are going on a spa day for YOUR birthday, he would just refuse to go 🤣 but my hubby is very masculine so 🤷‍♀️ he prefers a good meal and a few pints, or something like go karting or similar.
A spa day would be something I'd do with my mother/mother in law or my girlfriends.

And he isn't paying her for the pleasure of the evening, she is paying him, she holds the purse strings remember 🤣
Was just about to say this!! If I could afford it, an arsenal ticket (where I would have to grin and bare it , Leeds all the way 👍) and a few in ldn town!
Failing that a few pints in the old town and then a dirty kebab lol x a spa day is something I’d do with my sister not my husband I wouldn’t even suggest it
 
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Joyce is very feminine he probably wanted a spa night. If I had a night of shagging and then woke up to my fella giving me a wad of cash I’d feel like a prozzie - birthday or not, maybe it’s part of some sick role play?? I’m honestly starting to believe Joyce likes being emasculated and controlled and it’s all part of their sick daily foreplay routine.
I did wonder last night looking at how she was dressed, we all know how he loves to pretend they don't know each other, maybe this is a step further and they had a whole role play thing going on where she's a rich widow and she's booked a male escort for the night 🤮🤮🤮
 
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Happy birthday Joyce!!! Here's a wad of cash in a shabby looking hotel room. Thanks for your services mate, will be using them again
 
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Looks like it’s just been finished being plastered and they’ve shoved all the furniture back in before painting 🤣🤦‍♀️
 
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Yes, it's all about Rach.
Her priority is herself 😖.
i agree i think its another way of control shes controlling who he sees and himself on his birthday. Taking him away showing he is hers at the expense of the kids .
crank of the highest order
 
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Has anyone noticed it’s almost like J’s eyebrows have gone? I wonder if he lost hair due to stress? I think he would look less awks if he smiled more for pics but he is clearly conscious of his teeth.
His eyebrows have disappeared under his brand new hair transplant which he hid so well under baseball caps that nobody guessed he’d had it!!
 
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