PTWM #88 Fiction author, porky pie teller, it all came from shagging someone else's fella
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Apparently it's a very expensive and "luxurious" hotel in Bath.
Someone did mention the name earlier this afternoon, but I can't recall it.
It’s sad, it’s like life in that house happens around the kids and they don’t have a clue half the time. They must wake up and wonder which adult is in charge that day and whether it’s one they can trust. Poor Wobble must be so confused. At his age, a routine he can trust and is confident in is so important, particularly as he has no speech.
It's awful how they treat living things like they're disposable
Has anyone noticed it’s almost like J’s eyebrows have gone? I wonder if he lost hair due to stress? I think he would look less awks if he smiled more for pics but he is clearly conscious of his teeth.
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the PayPal money willy nilly but jesus that looks crap. Maybe I'm just old and not down with the current trends 
Oh is it!!! I figured they wouldn't pick anywhere cheap as we all know how she likes spending her
Does anyone know the name of the hotel?Oh a
Oh is it!!! I figured they wouldn't pick anywhere cheap as we all know how she likes spending herthe PayPalmoney willy nilly but jesus that looks crap. Maybe I'm just old and not down with the current trends
When T did a q & a yesterday someone asked her what her favourite memory was and she replied ‘today was good’. I’d find it heartbreaking if one of my children said that, wake up you pair of cretins, get off Instagram, parent your children, make memories and put them first for once in your sad, unsafe, money grabbing lives 
You are SO good at these!!New thread title courtesy of @Babyboos5edited to fit, full version was "Fiction author or porky pie teller don’t worry it all came from shagging someone else’s fella"
Last thread recap:
- Raq continues to be a massive bleep.
- Rachey's "squad" were waiting for her when she got home from picking the kids up from school. Whether they are actual friends or paid employees nobody knows...
- Wobbly got upset when the squad were leaving (probably because the other adults give him some attention and interaction). He then hit Tallulah in the face when she went to comfort him, nobody reprimanded him. That'll be nice when he starts school.
- Edie apparently doesn't want a booster seat any more. So Josh went to get a tape measure, while his loving wife filmed him and then uploaded it to Insta taking the piss out of him. Seeing as drink driving is normal in their family, and half the adults don't seem to believe in seatbelts, it's no surprise that old Rancho doesn't think car safety is important.
- Time for the regular, rambling bullshit stories. This time featuring Isaac running into the road and nearly being hit by a car, which is apparently hilarious, Betsy being stung "about 200 times by about 4 million wasps" (again, apparently hilarious).
- Apparently the book was sold out on AmazonIt wasn't actually sold out, it was just not available on Prime.
- Ratchet and Emily have been painting the women's centre, with help from ex-lover Hannah. Quick mention of "it's saved us loads of money doing it ourselves" which is probably code for "nobody offered to do it for free, the bastards"
- Betsy apparently told Rancid and Joyce to "go out and enjoy yourselves", because obviously they NEVER spend any time to themselves. Someone (Emily?) took the girls and Wilberforce to McDonald's, so instead of sitting on the sofa eating junk food and staring at a screen, lucky Wilbert got to sit in a car seat, eating junk food and staring at a screen (that was propped up in the car). What a treat for him! No mention of where Seb and Isaac were.
- Raq uploaded a photo of Edie with PA Jo's daughter with a caption claiming that she and Jo been best friends for 36 years, since they were 5. Seeing as Rach is only 39, either they weren't 5, or they haven't been mates for 36 years.
- Pre-recorded footage of a trip to the beach, which involved Wibbly having his second lot of chicken nuggets this week, and Raq losing her tit at Betsy for taking her new lip liner out and losing it. Maybe if you didn't encourage Betsy to take what she wants from Lula all the time, she wouldn't think your lip liner was fair game
- Rancid did an IGTV interview for Page Turners. It included saying her book is happy (no mention of the theme of mental health difficulties including a suicide attempt, or domestic abuse). Obviously she had to shoehorn in a mention of toxic families. She said she'd picked parts of things that have happened to her, or to friends or family (but it's definitely fiction). Her kids are always at home and their friends come round (except when she's palming them off to anyone that will have them). Apparently Rach loves reading, but when asked what she's currently reading she went off talking about one she's bought but hasn't read yet. More sucking up to real author Lisa Jewell, apparently she had so many messages telling her that the book she's bought was good so she screenshot a load and sent them to her. Newsflash Raq - in the real world, people don't give a tit about likes and messages on Instagram. She reckons she charges her phone downstairs overnight so she can't look at it first thing in the morning
- for the first time we got to see some CCTV footage that was actually funny and not staged! Josh forgot the handbrake on the car and it almost rolled into the house. Unfortunately the date stamp revealed it to be from November 2020, looks like someone is getting desperate for engagement
- A trip to the beach with Edie and Wibble. Neither child had a sun hat on, and it didn't look like they had sun cream either. Josh played his ridiculous "we're on a first date and don't know each other" role play in the car, to make it weirder it was in front of Edie. Poor kid.
- Edie is the current money maker, starring in yet another advert. This time for a reading app, which apparently isn't available for the Amazon Kindle tablet that, according to another advert, Edie "uses all the time" (even though it only comes out for the adverts, and the rest of the time is relegated to the back of a cupboard while E is on her ipad)
- R and J are having yet another night away for Josh's birthday
- Mrs Brown came over, was talked down to by Josh. He made a good point (that Gangsta Granny did everything for him when he was a child, and when he moved out and joined the army he didn't know how to do anything for himself), but said it to her in a vile tone of voice. Mrs Brown tried to tell Seb that Rancid is his mother
- Rach is again a Sunday Times Bestselling Author. Despite the fact it means duck all because it's actually really easy to do, she will wear it as a badge of honour for many years. Insufferable bleep.
- Arsetrid and her husband were coming for a barbecue, and the next door neighbour had a bouncy castle. So Ratch inexplicably filmed other people's children playing in private property and uploaded it to her Instagram. You'd think the wife of a police officer, and an ambassador for charities such a Kidscape, would realise that this is a massive safeguarding breach but here we are
- Apparently the bright lounge (including the bespoke neon light and bright pink sofa) is all going. Despite the fact she had a long ramble the other day about candle holders that she specifically bought to go in the lounge.
- The second lounge is going to be a dining room. Just like it was not very long ago before they redecorated and got a gifted sofa in there.
- Arsetrid turned up with a bottle of prosecco for best selling author Rachey. What a shame she doesn't actually like it...
- Raq is on the beg for a ring like Astrid's, tagging the company several times
- Arsetrid uploaded a photo which included Raq's gammon flaps, putting Tattlers everywhere off their lunch.
- Instead of being appalled that Rancid filmed kids on private property, the neighbour apparently felt guilty about having a bouncy castle and sent round a little one for them.
- despite the book being "ficiton", huns are recognising Mrs Brown as the real life Pat. BUT IT'S FICITON!
- Instead of being out playing on the free inflatable, Wilbert was in the lounge, watching telly.
- While Rancid was modelling new bikinis in front of the enormous mirror, under the pretence of "needing help to choose" (aka "tell me I look great"), poor Wilby sat on the sifa watching telly with a cup of tea. Then went to play with a fan in the hallway. Unsupervised. Ideal.
- Josh's birthday trip away is to a spa (hence the new bikinis). The room looks half finished, and has a load of tits on the wall. Totally lush babes.
- She's remembered that Isaac exists and wheeled him out for an advert for Disney. The child who's about to start secondary school is DEFINITELY interested in playing with Cars toys Raq, well done.
- Rachey's got some new Gucci shoes. £500 and they look like bits of bin bag tied up with old rope. Perfect for wearing down to the women's centre to patronise all the vulnerable women.
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Its joshs birthday but seems like its all for her... I mean, if I said to my hubby we are going on a spa day for YOUR birthday, he would just refuse to go 
but my hubby is very masculine so 
he prefers a good meal and a few pints, or something like go karting or similar.
A spa day would be something I'd do with my mother/mother in law or my girlfriends.
And he isn't paying her for the pleasure of the evening, she is paying him, she holds the purse strings remember
but my hubby is very masculine so he prefers a good meal and a few pints, or something like go karting or similar. A spa day would be something I'd do with my mother/mother in law or my girlfriends.
And he isn't paying her for the pleasure of the evening, she is paying him, she holds the purse strings remember
I think it's the website. I'm always having to refresh pages to see them now and it's so slow to load!
The room they are in looks awful. I'd be fuming if I was put in a room that looks like that but then again, have you seen their downstairs loo? They purposely picked tiles that look like they are cover in splatters of tit.
Yes, it's all about Rach.Its joshs birthday but seems like its all for her... I mean, if I said to my hubby we are going on a spa day for YOUR birthday, he would just refuse to go
A spa day would be something I'd do with my mother/mother in law or my girlfriends.
And he isn't paying her for the pleasure of the evening, she is paying him, she holds the purse strings remember
Her priority is herself
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Pair of idiots, never understood this need for parents to spend as little time parenting as possible, I wish when my "tiny turds" were growing up I had the luxury of being a stay at home mum , although sorry rach your not a stay at home mum thats just 5 minutes of your day , your working hard behind the scenes, and use that as a reason to palm the kids off to anyone and everyone Wilby must wonder who his mum is.
When T did a q & a yesterday someone asked her what her favourite memory was and she replied ‘today was good’. I’d find it heartbreaking if one of my children said that, wake up you pair of cretins, get off Instagram, parent your children, make memories and put them first for once in your sad, unsafe, money grabbing lives
They’re being very shady about it, I wonder which chickens have goneThe chickens might have ended up in one of Joycey's roast dinners
Probably because she is a cheap tart?
I.5 million in the bank and absolute no class & no dress sense.
I feel so sorry for T, I know some people on here find her annoying etc, but I look at her like a lost little girl ,I just want to hug her x
Does anyone remember when Betsy came home with her friends pissed? And she found it hilarious enough to record?? God if I did that as a teenager my mum would kill me, not laugh!
My money is on R picking and I best Vanessa was first for the chop.
Considering they made such a big deal of T and her chickens previously its disgusting that they made her get rid of some so J could have birds. I know its said numerous times but they really are terrible parents. I don't think I've ever seen them put the kids first. I could never imagine turning round to an 11 year old and saying I'm getting my own pet so you need to get rid of your's. Its just weird.
Didn't they have a roast the other day? Maybe one of the chickens were part of that.
God that room looks AWFUL sack the designer
Find it a bit weird that a woman gives a man a wad of cash for his birthday.
I live for @DipsyDoodle 's recaps. They are always brilliant
Hahah so would my husband! And then he would spend all day complaining that the room wasn’t decoratedIts joshs birthday but seems like its all for her... I mean, if I said to my hubby we are going on a spa day for YOUR birthday, he would just refuse to go
A spa day would be something I'd do with my mother/mother in law or my girlfriends.
And he isn't paying her for the pleasure of the evening, she is paying him, she holds the purse strings remember
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