How long is two years in Devon? Asking for a friend
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Must work in dog years down thereHow long is two years in Devon? Asking for a friend
About as long as a "country mile"How long is two years in Devon? Asking for a friend
I have a 3 week old, plus 2 other children and 1 has additional needs. I'm breastfeeding (I'll spare you a pic) and even I'm not on the sofa that bloody much.She seems to spend so much time on the sofa. Yes, I know that when you’re breast feeding it can seem like your constantly nursing but I’m running about dawn until dusk with two children, working from home part and only 1 pet!
And when everyone knows where they live as well. Divs!!You’d think a policeman would know not to keep the car keys by the front door. Policing 101 View attachment 182754
Yup still the rules they should allMaybe I am wrong but I still through rules were if you had temp or anyone in family had to self isolate. My friend had daughter she was convinced teething with a temp and turned out to be more serious and had week stay in hospital. Point being she doesn’t know for certain it’s teeth!
i don’t have kids but is all that cheese not a bit too much salt and fat for a baby?Such a lovely quiet family to live next door too...
Why is everyone acting as though Rachaeaeaeaele invented putting vegetables in cheese sauce?!
It is a lot of cheese but he eats a couple of packets of hobnobs a day so I'm not sure it matters anymorei don’t have kids but is all that cheese not a bit too much salt and fat for a baby?
Spat me tea out thenIf I didn't already know she was a huge liar, that brace story would have convinced me.
'They've already worked wonders' errr...no they bleeping haven't. Your teeth still look like absolute tit, only difference is now they're all wearing furry yellow coats as well.
'I've got about another 6 months before it comes off' well Rachaeaeaeaele, I'm hoping your orthodontist is Merlin because if those teeth are going to be sorted in 6 months, it's going to take a bastard wizard!
Also, stop blending your babies food when he's eating whole cookies, cakes and icecreams you daft cow.
She only put in half the boursin because she wasn’t sure on the salt content. The 2 cups of grated cheese are finei don’t have kids but is all that cheese not a bit too much salt and fat for a baby?
She looks like a heroin junkie.How long is two years in Devon? Asking for a friend
Now we all know where they’re kept and can be reached probably through the letterbox.You’d think a policeman would know not to keep the car keys by the front door. Policing 101 View attachment 182754