PTWM #35 Black lives matter so I’ll take a break, don't ask about it cause I’m a fake

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Youre a wizard Harry

If only thread titles were longer, this would be a winner for the next one!
If anyone here watches how I met your mother, I read “let’s all have a drink” in the tune to “let’s go to the mall”
 
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They See Me Trolling...

I was on amazon leaving a review for a book I read (by an Instagrammer actually) and I read some of the other reviews. I decided to go look at Rachel’s reviews many made me laugh, I was looking at the 1 stars though. This one did make me chuckle
 
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Kbird

Wait, she’s getting praise for doing things most mums do everyday?
Rachealeieio you’re so selfless, hardworking and inspirational because you made your kid a meal and mopped your floor. I for one am sobbing hysterically when I told my husband started horrifically vomiting while rocking in a corner.

But to be honest I expect her mate Jo or whatever the fuck her name is did it all while dickhead sat snorting like a demented pig. Ain’t no way that lazy cunt actually got off her arse for more than a minute.
 
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MrsCK

Going to be brutally honest here and bring up some awfully sad memories.

I was in a relationship with a guy. He was lovely. Our relationship ran its course. A year or so later, he was in a relationship with a man. I'm married now, with kids. I asked him one day how we could have a sex life if he's gay (which he is. He says he is)

He said "Mrs CK, you are gorgeous but friction is friction. I could cum in anything if my mind is thinking of the right things"

Alas, the dosy twat husband will come out soon and she will have her new content.
 
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PrettyGreeneyes76

I read that too

DipsyDoodle said:
She used to do a giveaway on a Friday on her Instagram, that seems to have stopped since lockdown.
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She has enough shit to do her own giveaway
 
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Kbird

She’s sat their scouring through his SM making sure no woman dares to speak to HER man (I use that term loosely) when in fact it the men she should be worried about
 
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Lostoverhere

I mean come on technically he is married to a man coz she’s slowly morphing into 1 with her looks. Plus He’s 100% more feminine than she is.
As for bekindbetsy I get all teenagers have attitude I live with 2 myself but she paints 1 picture of her in her posts Banging on about how kind and caring and amazing she is coz let’s not forget she’s the fave child then 5 mins later puts a story up that involves her foul
Mouth and ridiculing her siblings. But we must remember to be more betsy
As for looking like Kate Hudson ur having a laugh ain’t u
 
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Mrs Spud

Suddenly realise why Ws name sounded familiar, I work with someone and that's their surname
 
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ShipShapShep

Lozzymawozzy said:
Pull the other one took her a week to do those things
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That person needs to remove their nose from R's arse cos it will get squashed from all the sitting down she does. The use of the word 'babies' is vomit (horrifically) inducing. R has one actual baby to look after. It's not like she's looking after octuplets! All this praise she's getting from her fans because she spent some time off her arse, is an utter wankfest. Maybe they're in shock that she can be vertical for more than half an hour.

So now the 'birthday' presents has run its course, (or could it be the fact that we have good memories and remembered the god-awful Patchwork Family light thing was something she ordered), she's now going back to drunk ordering even though they don't drink around S and she hates the taste anyway. Lying twat.
 
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