You lot are so mean, it’s her birthday ffs.
Happy Birthday hun
You lot are so mean, it’s her birthday ffs.
Happy Birthday hun
Silly Susan forgot the full stop after nothing!duck me, she actually thinks she’s a celebrity Justin Bieber has it worse? bleeping Timmy Mallet has it worse than you, you think bleep
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All the tit she talksWhy are they brown?!
Well now you're just nitpickingLiterally.
Because we all have 6 children by 3 men, 2 of whom aren’t actually ours, four of whom don’t see their other parent, plus 2 stepdaughters.
We all build a name for ourselves on the basis of working part-time then quit our jobs to work “full-time” doing duck all and getting paid thousands in the process.
We all claim to have been in an abusive relationship then write a book explaining that the abuse was mutual and yet still get hailed as an anti-domestic abuse ambassador whilst gaslighting our husbands.
We all safeguard our children by shouting about not showing them on social media to prove a futile point whilst simultaneously filming their every move and be uploading the content to 193,000 Instagram followers.
We all beg strangers on the internet to finance our lifestyles under the guise of saving the lives of “warriors” then verbally abuse anyone who asks where their money went.
We all profess to live harmonious lives in our patchwork families whilst allowing our biological children to rule the roost and disrespect their stepfather whilst outright forbidding him to discipline them.
I mean, yeah. Totally relatable family.
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He looks so separate to the girls. Even Josh is right by Rachael. Isaac is so on the outside and I think he looks so uncomfortable. He seems a lovely little boy, it’s so sad.Poor I looks like he’s being forced to sit there and not escape!
Literally.
Because we all have 6 children by 3 men, 2 of whom aren’t actually ours, four of whom don’t see their other parent, plus 2 stepdaughters.
We all build a name for ourselves on the basis of working part-time then quit our jobs to work “full-time” doing duck all and getting paid thousands in the process.
We all claim to have been in an abusive relationship then write a book explaining that the abuse was mutual and yet still get hailed as an anti-domestic abuse ambassador whilst gaslighting our husbands.
We all safeguard our children by shouting about not showing them on social media to prove a futile point whilst simultaneously filming their every move and be uploading the content to 193,000 Instagram followers.
We all beg strangers on the internet to finance our lifestyles under the guise of saving the lives of “warriors” then verbally abuse anyone who asks where their money went.
We all profess to live harmonious lives in our patchwork families whilst allowing our biological children to rule the roost and disrespect their stepfather whilst outright forbidding him to discipline them.
I mean, yeah. Totally relatable family.
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Theyve opened some skate parks here, so he could be there. But really, does she trust a teen to sensibly socially distance? I know hes old enough to understand but it's easy to forget!Here it is - the “look, we’re all together, all my kids are home” photo. Shame you couldn’t have managed this on Friday, Saturday or even yesterday, hun. Wonder where Seb is “socially distancing” with his mate at this time of day seeing as skate parks are still closed.
Of course you’ve managed to enjoy your birthday despite lockdown, because you’ve flouted the main two rules:
1. Keep the duck home, and keep your bleeping offspring home too.
2. Only order essential items.
twit.
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Also, how is that acceptable? Change that accent to another nationality and she’d be bordering on xenophobia. Do it in private if you must but walking down the street singing loudly with your 6 year old is blurring acceptable boundaries.I’ve just vommed everywhere listening to one line of her singing in that ‘German’ accent. Is it meant to be funny or something?
I don’t get it, she’s just making herself look like a bigger twit that normal. I couldn’t listen to it it’s the most embarrassing thing I think she’s ever done and that’s saying something. Singing while spluttering and spitting through the monstrosity of a mouth .
Cringing hell