I do get my husband to get me snacks because I’m lazy, but he does also lob them at my head so we both get something out of it
Difference is, you're probably not as lazy as she is and expect everyone to treat you like a child? Like when J's mum cuts her bacon sandwiches into little squaresI do get my husband to get me snacks because I’m lazy, but he does also lob them at my head so we both get something out of it
And they are all mugs for doing it. Shes nearly 40 ffs, she needs to grow upDifference is, you're probably not as lazy as she is and expect everyone to treat you like a child? Like when J's mum cuts her bacon sandwiches into little squares
How silly of me to forget - our lord and saviourHe had too, how else was she going to be sliced in half to give birth to the next messiah?
No and it is usually when he’s going to get something from the kitchen anyway, I just lay there hungry until he goes I doubt I’d get my sandwiches cut if I asked, he made me beans on toast once and thought he was funny so put the toast on top of the beansDifference is, you're probably not as lazy as she is and expect everyone to treat you like a child? Like when J's mum cuts her bacon sandwiches into little squares
God, don’t wish her upon your kids. They’ll come back swearing at you and being little shits.Another tagging of a florist so she can get free flowers
Iv noticed aswell she never stories or posts in the morning before 10am.. no doubt she sleeps in and josh gets up with the Brady brunch while she has breakfast in bed
I only have 2 kids... I'd love to swap with her for a day lol
She actually looks unwell in the recent picture. She has lost way too much weight and it makes her head look big but she does not look healthy.Haven’t been around here for a while, took a break from insta to. So I need to address this....
what the duck is with the hair? It looks awful, like a boys hair cut. Doesn’t suit her at all, preferred the longer hair.
also can’t believe how manky her teeth are
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Her new BFF Astrid (always want to cal her Aspidistra) is super skinny, maybe she's trying to copy her? She'll be dropping her other BFF Charlee with the bum & boobs as she won't be in line with "the brand"She actually looks unwell in the recent picture. She has lost way too much weight and it makes her head look big but she does not look healthy.
My daughter is the same age as Queen B. She'd bloody kill me if I tried to dress like her. It's cringy.She’s always been dead slim but she looks very different now. I think half of it is dressing younger than she is. Reluctant to say that because you know as a feminist I should say do what you want, dress how you want, duck these age standards women are held to! However realist hits and it’s like...take off the giant glasses, grow your hair nice again and get a nice ankle boot to replace at least one of your outlandish trainers leave the graphic tees and mom jeans to Betsy and wear your cute dresses again. Remember when her hair was that silver grey lilac colour? It was so nice.