Excellent thread title, from a comment by @MummaNoggins and nominated by @Donut26 well done to both of you!
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- Safeguarding Sue showed a screenshot apparently from one of the women, saying that she'd got her kids back and "the social" had dropped the case and were going to leave her alone. If this is a genuine message from someone, it's entirely inappropriate to be contacting Racket via WhatsApp about it, and Social Services would never just give someone their kids back and disappear out of their lives immediately. It's also entirely inappropriate to be sharing this on social media, even with names blanked out. Methinks someone wanted a little ego boost so messaged herself (or got one of the minions to do it) to get the huns kissing her arse.
- they're back from Krakow, and straight away Sloshy's arguing with Seb about a nasal trimmer, with Gangsta Granny sticking her oar in.
- in yet another new low, Ratchet has done a PAID ADVERT talking about the trafficking and sexual exploitation of women being taken from Africa and forced into sex work in Dubai. She wasn't bothered about Dubai's stance on human rights for women when she was fannying around taking photos for the 'gram with her camel toe on full display last December, but now she's being paid to "raise awareness". Ok hun.
- someone messaged her saying they are in a relationship with a woman after being single for 5 years, which prompted Racket to reveal that before Sloshy, the best relationship she ever had was with another woman (even though she "never knew what love was before him"). She waffled on about being frightened of society and having her kids turned against her etc, like it was the 1950s
- Ratbag asked the PatreCON huns who they want as a guest on the podcast. Did they ask for a representative from one of the many, many organisations who are referring women left, right and centre to the CIC, to highlight the vital work the Snatchwork girls are doing in the abuse capital of the UK, Torbay? No, they want Linda. As in, Ratchet's cleaner not a bleeping brain cell between the lot of them. We're all on the edge of our seats, waiting for the next installment of Rambo slagging off her mum, and Linda being the most amazing foster mum ever etc. Future guests will apparently include Gangsta Granny, Lula, Jo, and Mannah. AKA all those who will blow smoke up her arse and tell her how amazing she is over and over.
- despite having a desk built in the hobbit bedroom, and a desk in the second lounge, Rashflaps is working on her next bestseller at the breakfast bar in the kitchen. Looks like another rehash of the same old story she keeps peddling (pretending she's writing about raising the kids, but it'll all be thinly veiled excuses for shoehorning in how she had such a terrible childhood etc).
- not content with all the money she's just raked in from the prize draw and Christmas campaign, she's back on the beg for clothes for the free shop. Desperately short of teenage boy clothes huns, but branded goods only please (and of course it's a TOTAL COINCIDENCE that she has teenage boys at home). And as always, it's a "massive family" that needs help, never someone with just one or two kids is it?
- also, there's a stash of toys just hanging around, ready for all those emergency referrals from Social Services (for all those millions of women who flee abuse and end up in a little town in Devon)
- Bratsy and Lula went away to Leeds, but BeKind had bought tickets to a Christmas event at Leeds castle, not realising that Leeds Castle is actually in Kent.
- old Hinchy has revealed that not only has her son Ronald been diagnosed with autism, but she has as well. Of course Ratchet nearly broke her neck jumping on the bandwagon, having to comment.
- instead of doing something festive with her many birthed and stolen kids, Rancid decided to exchange gifts with the Snatchwork girls (AKA paid mates). Cue lots of expensive tat for Raq, including a Nike coat from Doormat Jo which is giving 1988 ski holiday vibes. Lush.
- still hoping to ride Hinch's coat tails, Rashflaps decided that a grid post about Wilbur and his varying passions (trees, animals, Dino's) was in order. He's level 3579324696422 don't you know!
- a snippet from the next tit book was shown, to be about raising teens. Drugs
underage sex drinking Rambo wants a group like you go to when your kids are babies or toddlers, to discuss your teens and their behaviour. Unfortunately hun, not everyone's kids are ignored and unsupervised all the time, like yours are.
- Silky's back in the family group chat, getting his knickers in a twist about the correct way to put the glasses in the cupboard.
- Rabies showed off her new sideboard that opens out into a long table, which she had to get because surprisingly, the entire family can't fit around the breakfast bar for their Christmas dinner, who'd have thought?
- on Christmas day, she said that Bratsy and (underage) Seb were out drinking the night before and didn't get in until 2am. She also showed on PatreCON a picture of BeKind nd Seb together in bed. Of course after Sloshy's special festive tit roast they all went to pub
- Toothy and Silky went away with a poorly Wilbert, but only posted about it on PatreCON. To make the pleb huns think they're spending quality time at home, Rashflaps uploaded the time lapse video of her straddling Slosh in the kitchen that she put on Patreon back in November.
- Racket claimed in a comment that she hadn't even put a Christmas tree up this year because she was so busy with work deadlines. This is despite making and posting a reel of herself decorating a tree with dinosaur decorations just for Wobble.
- Wilbert's got another ear infection, and is on antibiotics for the fourth time. So he was up playing on the cold, tiled floor late at night instead of being tucked up in bed
- Lianne is back from her MIA status, coming round to bring Wibble a bag of her kid's old toys. Because the poor lad hasn't already got a houseful, and hasn't been getting all his Christmas presents since November, has he?
- poorly Wilbert had a big old sleep, then woke up and asked to go to the pub (of course he did). So, being unable to say no to a 4 year old, off they went, despite hardly drinking because she doesn't like the taste
- despite having spent all year begging for the huns to send food donations for the pantry, Ratface and co have been constantly out for meals, and documented every single one. So sensitive towards her followers who are struggling to feed their kids because the food banks aren't open
- a new TikTok showed the top 10 moments of 2023, including the ridiculous "walk this way" dance and the paper bag moment. Ah, such sweet memories!
- old Tall Tales Tessie was back on her bullshit, showing a photo of Winston with the Christmas tree that she didn't put up
- another snippet of her book shows that she's yet again slagging off her mum, this time for not shouting from the rooftops about her bestselling author daughter who writes books telling everyone what an awful person she is. Find someone else to talk tit about Ratchet, the poor woman's got cancer
- a pre-Christmas clip from PatreCON shared by our sneaky spy showed Rabies talking about how Seb's girlfriend has been trolled, saying we'd named a whole thread after her, a 17 year old girl who's dad is an addict and been in prison. In actual fact, NOBODY knew he was an addict, the thread title in question referenced an easily found news story about her dad (which was only discovered because Ratshit insisted on tagging Katie with her full name), and I even didn't use her name in the thread title as suggested as I wasn't comfortable (as I noted at the very top of the first post). Here's the evidence: https://tattle.life/threads/ptwm-18...josh-you-might-need-a-bigger-gravy-jug.40288/. Katie either hasn't seen the thread herself and is just parroting whatever Rack has told her, or is exaggerating to keep Rabies onside, as she said it mentioned "my dad's a crackhead". Again, as can clearly be seen on the thread, nobody EVER said anything about him being an addict, and it wasn't included in the thread title. Anyway, because of all the chrolling, they bought him some presents and went to see him, even though Sloshy knows who he is because he arrested him about 10 times (clearly a lie, unless he's a hedgehog)
- FINALLY a meal at home, with only a small selection of kids though. Tic Tac Teeth Trev thought it was appropriate to sit and eat with his teenage stepdaughters with no top on
- yet ANOTHER tit roast, with Sloshy standing up to eat (around the breakfast bar that they insist is adequate for the whole family). Again he was topless, with an apron on, and one nipple out
All while Racket told a story about how Joyce once drank Wilbert's piss thinking it was apple juice. Because the violently autistic, non verbal child was left unattended with the neighbour's child, and managed to tell them that he couldn't make it to the toilet so had a wee in his beaker instead. Yet again, something that didn't happen.
- on PatreCON, Raffleticket reckons that Edie was at her dad's, used someone's phone because her's was out of battery, happened to look at their search history, and saw they'd been searching Rabies on TikTok. Either this is something else that simply didn't happen, or Edie should learn some boundaries and respect when using someone else's device she also referred to Edie being "older now, if she was like 6 or 7 it would be more difficult". Reminder that she is TEN and still at primary school, she can't really be put in the same category as Bratsy and Seb.
- taking Edie to school, and Rawhide was huffing and rolling her eyes at Edie blatantly breaching the uniform rules. Edie chipped in that on the last day of term she'd got told off for having a little bit of make up on, so now she's going in "with a full face on". Of course, rather than backing the school and telling her she needs to wipe it off, Spineless Susan just laughed and said to the camera "help me with her". FFS Ratfuck, she's YOUR kid, and she flouts the rules (like all your other kids have) because YOU don't parent her properly
- yet another overpriced, ugly jacket, this time apparently bought by Sloshy. That makes 3 this Christmas alone (when she already had more coats than one person could ever need).
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Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- Safeguarding Sue showed a screenshot apparently from one of the women, saying that she'd got her kids back and "the social" had dropped the case and were going to leave her alone. If this is a genuine message from someone, it's entirely inappropriate to be contacting Racket via WhatsApp about it, and Social Services would never just give someone their kids back and disappear out of their lives immediately. It's also entirely inappropriate to be sharing this on social media, even with names blanked out. Methinks someone wanted a little ego boost so messaged herself (or got one of the minions to do it) to get the huns kissing her arse.
- they're back from Krakow, and straight away Sloshy's arguing with Seb about a nasal trimmer, with Gangsta Granny sticking her oar in.
- in yet another new low, Ratchet has done a PAID ADVERT talking about the trafficking and sexual exploitation of women being taken from Africa and forced into sex work in Dubai. She wasn't bothered about Dubai's stance on human rights for women when she was fannying around taking photos for the 'gram with her camel toe on full display last December, but now she's being paid to "raise awareness". Ok hun.
- someone messaged her saying they are in a relationship with a woman after being single for 5 years, which prompted Racket to reveal that before Sloshy, the best relationship she ever had was with another woman (even though she "never knew what love was before him"). She waffled on about being frightened of society and having her kids turned against her etc, like it was the 1950s
- Ratbag asked the PatreCON huns who they want as a guest on the podcast. Did they ask for a representative from one of the many, many organisations who are referring women left, right and centre to the CIC, to highlight the vital work the Snatchwork girls are doing in the abuse capital of the UK, Torbay? No, they want Linda. As in, Ratchet's cleaner
not a bleeping brain cell between the lot of them. We're all on the edge of our seats, waiting for the next installment of Rambo slagging off her mum, and Linda being the most amazing foster mum ever etc. Future guests will apparently include Gangsta Granny, Lula, Jo, and Mannah. AKA all those who will blow smoke up her arse and tell her how amazing she is over and over. - despite having a desk built in the hobbit bedroom, and a desk in the second lounge, Rashflaps is working on her next bestseller at the breakfast bar in the kitchen. Looks like another rehash of the same old story she keeps peddling (pretending she's writing about raising the kids, but it'll all be thinly veiled excuses for shoehorning in how she had such a terrible childhood etc).
- not content with all the money she's just raked in from the prize draw and Christmas campaign, she's back on the beg for clothes for the free shop. Desperately short of teenage boy clothes huns, but branded goods only please (and of course it's a TOTAL COINCIDENCE that she has teenage boys at home). And as always, it's a "massive family" that needs help, never someone with just one or two kids is it?
- also, there's a stash of toys just hanging around, ready for all those emergency referrals from Social Services (for all those millions of women who flee abuse and end up in a little town in Devon)
- Bratsy and Lula went away to Leeds, but BeKind had bought tickets to a Christmas event at Leeds castle, not realising that Leeds Castle is actually in Kent.
- old Hinchy has revealed that not only has her son Ronald been diagnosed with autism, but she has as well. Of course Ratchet nearly broke her neck jumping on the bandwagon, having to comment.
- instead of doing something festive with her many birthed and stolen kids, Rancid decided to exchange gifts with the Snatchwork girls (AKA paid mates). Cue lots of expensive tat for Raq, including a Nike coat from Doormat Jo which is giving 1988 ski holiday vibes. Lush.
- still hoping to ride Hinch's coat tails, Rashflaps decided that a grid post about Wilbur and his varying passions (trees, animals, Dino's) was in order. He's level 3579324696422 don't you know!
- a snippet from the next tit book was shown, to be about raising teens. Drugs
underage sex drinking Rambo wants a group like you go to when your kids are babies or toddlers, to discuss your teens and their behaviour. Unfortunately hun, not everyone's kids are ignored and unsupervised all the time, like yours are.- Silky's back in the family group chat, getting his knickers in a twist about the correct way to put the glasses in the cupboard.
- Rabies showed off her new sideboard that opens out into a long table, which she had to get because surprisingly, the entire family can't fit around the breakfast bar for their Christmas dinner, who'd have thought?
- on Christmas day, she said that Bratsy and (underage) Seb were out drinking the night before and didn't get in until 2am. She also showed on PatreCON a picture of BeKind nd Seb together in bed. Of course after Sloshy's special festive tit roast they all went to pub
- Toothy and Silky went away with a poorly Wilbert, but only posted about it on PatreCON. To make the pleb huns think they're spending quality time at home, Rashflaps uploaded the time lapse video of her straddling Slosh in the kitchen that she put on Patreon back in November.
- Racket claimed in a comment that she hadn't even put a Christmas tree up this year because she was so busy with work deadlines. This is despite making and posting a reel of herself decorating a tree with dinosaur decorations just for Wobble.
- Wilbert's got another ear infection, and is on antibiotics for the fourth time. So he was up playing on the cold, tiled floor late at night instead of being tucked up in bed
- Lianne is back from her MIA status, coming round to bring Wibble a bag of her kid's old toys. Because the poor lad hasn't already got a houseful, and hasn't been getting all his Christmas presents since November, has he?
- poorly Wilbert had a big old sleep, then woke up and asked to go to the pub (of course he did). So, being unable to say no to a 4 year old, off they went, despite hardly drinking because she doesn't like the taste
- despite having spent all year begging for the huns to send food donations for the pantry, Ratface and co have been constantly out for meals, and documented every single one. So sensitive towards her followers who are struggling to feed their kids because the food banks aren't open
- a new TikTok showed the top 10 moments of 2023, including the ridiculous "walk this way" dance and the paper bag moment. Ah, such sweet memories!
- old Tall Tales Tessie was back on her bullshit, showing a photo of Winston with the Christmas tree that she didn't put up
- another snippet of her book shows that she's yet again slagging off her mum, this time for not shouting from the rooftops about her bestselling author daughter who writes books telling everyone what an awful person she is. Find someone else to talk tit about Ratchet, the poor woman's got cancer
- a pre-Christmas clip from PatreCON shared by our sneaky spy showed Rabies talking about how Seb's girlfriend has been trolled, saying we'd named a whole thread after her, a 17 year old girl who's dad is an addict and been in prison. In actual fact, NOBODY knew he was an addict, the thread title in question referenced an easily found news story about her dad (which was only discovered because Ratshit insisted on tagging Katie with her full name), and I even didn't use her name in the thread title as suggested as I wasn't comfortable (as I noted at the very top of the first post). Here's the evidence: https://tattle.life/threads/ptwm-18...josh-you-might-need-a-bigger-gravy-jug.40288/. Katie either hasn't seen the thread herself and is just parroting whatever Rack has told her, or is exaggerating to keep Rabies onside, as she said it mentioned "my dad's a crackhead". Again, as can clearly be seen on the thread, nobody EVER said anything about him being an addict, and it wasn't included in the thread title. Anyway, because of all the chrolling, they bought him some presents and went to see him, even though Sloshy knows who he is because he arrested him about 10 times (clearly a lie, unless he's a hedgehog)
- FINALLY a meal at home, with only a small selection of kids though. Tic Tac Teeth Trev thought it was appropriate to sit and eat with his teenage stepdaughters with no top on
- yet ANOTHER tit roast, with Sloshy standing up to eat (around the breakfast bar that they insist is adequate for the whole family). Again he was topless, with an apron on, and one nipple out
All while Racket told a story about how Joyce once drank Wilbert's piss thinking it was apple juice. Because the violently autistic, non verbal child was left unattended with the neighbour's child, and managed to tell them that he couldn't make it to the toilet so had a wee in his beaker instead. Yet again, something that didn't happen.- on PatreCON, Raffleticket reckons that Edie was at her dad's, used someone's phone because her's was out of battery, happened to look at their search history, and saw they'd been searching Rabies on TikTok. Either this is something else that simply didn't happen, or Edie should learn some boundaries and respect when using someone else's device
she also referred to Edie being "older now, if she was like 6 or 7 it would be more difficult". Reminder that she is TEN and still at primary school, she can't really be put in the same category as Bratsy and Seb.- taking Edie to school, and Rawhide was huffing and rolling her eyes at Edie blatantly breaching the uniform rules. Edie chipped in that on the last day of term she'd got told off for having a little bit of make up on, so now she's going in "with a full face on". Of course, rather than backing the school and telling her she needs to wipe it off, Spineless Susan just laughed and said to the camera "help me with her". FFS Ratfuck, she's YOUR kid, and she flouts the rules (like all your other kids have) because YOU don't parent her properly
- yet another overpriced, ugly jacket, this time apparently bought by Sloshy. That makes 3 this Christmas alone (when she already had more coats than one person could ever need).
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good luck in the divorce Slosh you're going to need it.
