Astrid chuffed she's got a mention in the new tit book.
Where do we start .....any opportunity to throw former "parasite" friends under the bus especially those who used her to raise their own Insta presence (News Flash babes - Astrid used you to capitalise on your own followers and was chumming up with other West Country Kiddie floggers).
Lots of "me me me". Astrid does stuff for " me me me and me ". No mention of what she brings to the friendship (apart from followers)
Rach also can't stop herself to passive aggressively mention that kind sweet Astrid has " a past" - (so one assumes that the claim that she left her husband and daughters are true...not that its Rachs duty to drag it up in her tit book)
Lastly - apparently Simon had the same role as Josh when he was in the Met...so I assume he was East London's Hedgehog finder then?
She’s insufferable. Honestly at this stage I think someone could stop and ask R for basic directions in the street and she would manage to shoe horn in what a saviour of everyone around her she is, stories of her trauma and her broken babies, how all her friends have used her because she is the blueprint for success and happiness, how she is so lush, how she has fixed so many broken babies, how she does so (little) much for others, how she’s channeled her owned deep trauma into facilitating trauma courses (paid for naturally), how she successfully safeguards everyone she comes into contact with, how her family
dislike her because they can’t be her..then it’s the first building on the left.