New thread title thanks to @Imfinallyhere 
you've won your very own stay in the Liverpool house of horrors, complete with smelly pillows and bars on the windows. Enjoy!
Last thread recap:
- Lying Linda continues to be a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- still on the subject of T's medical details, Rabies said that she'd had to ask her whether she could be pregnant, and T asked "was there a kid in there"?
so either revealing that T may be sexually active, or lying to imply that she is 
what sort of mother would do that? One who's a useless prick, of course. This whole situation has caused a bit of a rift with the WhatsApp huns, with some praising her for talking openly about heavy periods, and others thinking she's crossed a line in sharing such personal information about poor Lula.
- Remember Capsule Wardrobe Colin desperately asking for permission to go and do some shopping in Manchester, and saying he'd get up early so he could go and come back before everyone else was ready for the day? She turned it around and reckons she told him to go and she'd look after the kids
and that he sent her a "really grim" message thanking her for letting him go. Tell me your husband is abused without telling me your husband is abused.
- Rambo's made a decision to "be more present" with her kids in 2023, because Bratsy's moved out and created herself a whole new life across the country (in Jenna's spare room), and it's made her realise how fast time goes and your kids grow up. We'll believe it when we see it hun, because we all know you can't live without viewing everything through your phone screen, and sharing it for likes and comments from your adoring fans.
- a Q&A on PatreCON threw up some cringey comments, including telling one Hun that "Wilby's proud of you"
no he's not, he's a 3 year old who gives absolutely no shits about some random arse locker who pays his mum
- in the Patreon huns WhatsApp group the queen hun has found out that someone's been leaking their conversations to Tattle, and is DEMANDING everyone sends her their Instagram handles so she can compare to the Patreon followers to make sure everyone is legit. But remember, we're the ones who need to "get a life" and "spend more time with our kids"
- the extremely prestigious Glomama announced their nominations for this year's awards! Of course, despite calling themselves "The BAFTAs of mamas", nobody's ever heard of them and they only have just over 6,000 followers on Instagram. Anyway, amongst all the nobodies nominated for their awards, our very own Wonky Teeth Wendy is up for the "Guardian Angel" award. How exactly the nomination works is unknown (she may have put herself forward, or Slosh/PA Jo could have done it). Anyway, she's up against a list of Instagram nobodies. As with anything the Torbay Tart is involved with, the comments section soon turned into a tit show, with some asking why she has been nominated, being nothing but an abusive scam artist, and others leaping to her defence. Bratsy waded in to stick up for her mum, what a life when your 18 year old feels the need to start arguing with strangers on the internet for you! Glomama started deleting comments and eventually turned them off altogether - whoever does their social media was probably not expecting that shower of shite on a bank holiday evening
over on the Glomama Facebook page (with a whopping 120 likes), someone was doing the lord's work by posting Tattle links, Glomama had either not bothered to check their Facebook, or had given up and hit the wine, as nothing was deleted. Meanwhile there were unconfirmed reports of snarling, screeching and "Jooooooooooooooosh make them stooooooooop" in the Paignton area, and a truck of Rescue Remedy was seen backing up the drive to the Patchwork Palace. All this while posting on PatreCON for attention and a bit of doxing, but still pretending to "be more present" on the main PTWM page.
- on her PatreCON page, she showed Wilbert fast asleep in his room, with a star projection light on. The same light that was seen on the Amazon beg list for "babies in prison"
- desperate as always for attention from Mrs Hinch, Rectum has pre-ordered her new kid's book for Wilbert she's not going to be your mate Rancid, give it up. You just look desperate.
- Rasputin has managed to get her nails done, they're now black "to match my mood". Awww, are things not perfect in the Patchwork Shithouse?
- the WhatsApp group may be imploding, with many apparently questioning some of Rabid's actions, and none of them thinking that the new tracksuits are anything special. For any of you lurking here, come and join in, we don't bite!
- Devon Live published an article about a number of disciplinaries for police officers, including one "unnamed officer dismissed without notice" for accessing and misusing police information for non police purposes, and contacting members of the public using a false identity for non policing purposes https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/police-officers-staff-caught-out-7989089 it mentions the officer's mental health and a psychiatrist report, remember that Rambo made a big deal for a while about Joyce having therapy, which mysteriously stopped around the time he started his "career break" 
- meanwhile, Sloshy was so worried about road works he ended up being an hour early for the school run and took the kids for breakfast (implying that had he been on time, they'd have gone to school without breakfast).
I have added a few bits to the wiki and moved some stuff around
Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their "career break"...
www.devonlive.com
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October:
Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
you've won your very own stay in the Liverpool house of horrors, complete with smelly pillows and bars on the windows. Enjoy!Last thread recap:
- Lying Linda continues to be a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- still on the subject of T's medical details, Rabies said that she'd had to ask her whether she could be pregnant, and T asked "was there a kid in there"?
so either revealing that T may be sexually active, or lying to imply that she is what sort of mother would do that? One who's a useless prick, of course. This whole situation has caused a bit of a rift with the WhatsApp huns, with some praising her for talking openly about heavy periods, and others thinking she's crossed a line in sharing such personal information about poor Lula. - Remember Capsule Wardrobe Colin desperately asking for permission to go and do some shopping in Manchester, and saying he'd get up early so he could go and come back before everyone else was ready for the day? She turned it around and reckons she told him to go and she'd look after the kids
and that he sent her a "really grim" message thanking her for letting him go. Tell me your husband is abused without telling me your husband is abused. - Rambo's made a decision to "be more present" with her kids in 2023, because Bratsy's moved out and created herself a whole new life across the country (in Jenna's spare room), and it's made her realise how fast time goes and your kids grow up. We'll believe it when we see it hun, because we all know you can't live without viewing everything through your phone screen, and sharing it for likes and comments from your adoring fans.
- a Q&A on PatreCON threw up some cringey comments, including telling one Hun that "Wilby's proud of you"
no he's not, he's a 3 year old who gives absolutely no shits about some random arse locker who pays his mum- in the Patreon huns WhatsApp group the queen hun has found out that someone's been leaking their conversations to Tattle, and is DEMANDING everyone sends her their Instagram handles so she can compare to the Patreon followers to make sure everyone is legit. But remember, we're the ones who need to "get a life" and "spend more time with our kids"
- the extremely prestigious Glomama announced their nominations for this year's awards! Of course, despite calling themselves "The BAFTAs of mamas", nobody's ever heard of them and they only have just over 6,000 followers on Instagram. Anyway, amongst all the nobodies nominated for their awards, our very own Wonky Teeth Wendy is up for the "Guardian Angel" award. How exactly the nomination works is unknown (she may have put herself forward, or Slosh/PA Jo could have done it). Anyway, she's up against a list of Instagram nobodies. As with anything the Torbay Tart is involved with, the comments section soon turned into a tit show, with some asking why she has been nominated, being nothing but an abusive scam artist, and others leaping to her defence. Bratsy waded in to stick up for her mum, what a life when your 18 year old feels the need to start arguing with strangers on the internet for you! Glomama started deleting comments and eventually turned them off altogether - whoever does their social media was probably not expecting that shower of shite on a bank holiday evening
over on the Glomama Facebook page (with a whopping 120 likes), someone was doing the lord's work by posting Tattle links, Glomama had either not bothered to check their Facebook, or had given up and hit the wine, as nothing was deleted. Meanwhile there were unconfirmed reports of snarling, screeching and "Jooooooooooooooosh make them stooooooooop" in the Paignton area, and a truck of Rescue Remedy was seen backing up the drive to the Patchwork Palace. All this while posting on PatreCON for attention and a bit of doxing, but still pretending to "be more present" on the main PTWM page. - on her PatreCON page, she showed Wilbert fast asleep in his room, with a star projection light on. The same light that was seen on the Amazon beg list for "babies in prison"
- desperate as always for attention from Mrs Hinch, Rectum has pre-ordered her new kid's book for Wilbert
she's not going to be your mate Rancid, give it up. You just look desperate.- Rasputin has managed to get her nails done, they're now black "to match my mood". Awww, are things not perfect in the Patchwork Shithouse?
- the WhatsApp group may be imploding, with many apparently questioning some of Rabid's actions, and none of them thinking that the new tracksuits are anything special. For any of you lurking here, come and join in, we don't bite!
- Devon Live published an article about a number of disciplinaries for police officers, including one "unnamed officer dismissed without notice" for accessing and misusing police information for non police purposes, and contacting members of the public using a false identity for non policing purposes
https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/police-officers-staff-caught-out-7989089 it mentions the officer's mental health and a psychiatrist report, remember that Rambo made a big deal for a while about Joyce having therapy, which mysteriously stopped around the time he started his "career break" - meanwhile, Sloshy was so worried about road works he ended up being an hour early for the school run and took the kids for breakfast (implying that had he been on time, they'd have gone to school without breakfast
). I have added a few bits to the wiki and moved some stuff around
Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their "career break"...
Police officer sacked for using false identity
'Through their actions the officer undermined the public’s trust and confidence in the police force'
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October:
Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Joshua Marshall was sacked 
