PTWM #148 Josh is on the horny viking pills but they still can’t cure Rach of all her ills

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Skirmish1979

Lucyinthesky88 said:
Just woke up on my birthday, no Gucci bug glasses for me, but I also don’t have to go to NotBarbados with Jimmy Saville’s long lost son, so it’s not all bad 🎈
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Happy birthday to my favourite Lucy. I remember when it was my birthday, and I was so spoilt by my girl gang because it’s all about me. And also, my mum didn’t buy me any LA Gear high tops when I was 11 so I’m still carrying a lot of trauma from that. Does anyone know where I can do an online trauma course?? Trauma is just so lush, I’m obsessed.
Anyway, have a lush and amazin’ day babes!
 
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troglodyte

troglodyte

Happy birthday Lucy! x (I put a birthday cake on top of the fridge a couple of weeks ago, help yourself, I'm sure it'll be fine.) 🎂🎉
 
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My cat was in the same specialist vet in Bristol last summer (I assume the same as it’s the only specialist veterinary hospital in the area!). Not once was I charged for water or for when I rang them! So she’s either lying (probably) or they can’t stand her either so added on a bit more to piss her off (hopefully!)
 
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PrettyGreeneyes76

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Happy birthday @Lucyinthesky88 have a lush day.🎂🥂

I’ve booked you a hair appointment 2 hours away from your home, including fizzy cats piss.
Kevin the Hermes driver heading your way with tit scrunchies, tit pens, and a expensive cake which you can leave on top of your fridge and not eat it as I have plenty of money to waste 😎
 
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Cjen84

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Happy birthday @Lucyinthesky88 hope you have the best day. Look out for a voucher from the tat shop. Hope you like it. It cost ME to buy it so I want to to spend it in MY ideal place. But seriously, have a good one love me, my David Tennant's lookalike partner and our 5 feral minions :)

Does anyone else think there's a huge money laundering thing going on? Us trolls ladies/men have got to close to the truth and she's now on panic mode?
Has anyone else noted that the boys are very rarely shown these days? I'm hoping they've built a relationship with mum and sacked off the whole patchwork crap. Also book number 3 sounds like its another best seller with me, me, me, tit happened to me, me, me, me, mother abandoned me, me, me, throws shade at the boys mum again, me, me, me, silky smooth turns me on, bedroom and p**n, me, me, me, oh yeah I have tiny turds, me, me, me The End.
Orange would suit you rancid, oh and silky, whatever you do., don't drop the soap
 
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DipsyDoodle

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SandgrownunsRock said:
I was just looking through old threads and found this. @Bawsack89 had a feeling back in July 21 that Josh had looked her up on the police PNC system after she identified herself in a comment. Would this fit in with the timescale of the officer that was sacked for misconduct?
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The local news article said between January 2019 and April 2020, but that's not to say it didn't happen outside of those dates either.
 
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PrettyGreeneyes76

Cjen84 said:
Happy birthday @Lucyinthesky88 hope you have the best day. Look out for a voucher from the tat shop. Hope you like it. It cost ME to buy it so I want to to spend it in MY ideal place. But seriously, have a good one love me, my David Tennant's lookalike partner and our 5 feral minions :)

Does anyone else think there's a huge money laundering thing going on? Us trolls ladies/men have got to close to the truth and she's now on panic mode?
Has anyone else noted that the boys are very rarely shown these days? I'm hoping they've built a relationship with mum and sacked off the whole patchwork crap. Also book number 3 sounds like its another best seller with me, me, me, tit happened to me, me, me, me, mother abandoned me, me, me, throws shade at the boys mum again, me, me, me, silky smooth turns me on, bedroom and p**n, me, me, me, oh yeah I have tiny turds, me, me, me The End.
Orange would suit you rancid, oh and silky, whatever you do., don't drop the soap
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Omg silky smooth turns me on 😂😂
 
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Somerset girl

Cjen84 said:
Happy birthday @Lucyinthesky88 hope you have the best day. Look out for a voucher from the tat shop. Hope you like it. It cost ME to buy it so I want to to spend it in MY ideal place. But seriously, have a good one love me, my David Tennant's lookalike partner and our 5 feral minions :)

Does anyone else think there's a huge money laundering thing going on? Us trolls ladies/men have got to close to the truth and she's now on panic mode?
Has anyone else noted that the boys are very rarely shown these days? I'm hoping they've built a relationship with mum and sacked off the whole patchwork crap. Also book number 3 sounds like its another best seller with me, me, me, tit happened to me, me, me, me, mother abandoned me, me, me, throws shade at the boys mum again, me, me, me, silky smooth turns me on, bedroom and p**n, me, me, me, oh yeah I have tiny turds, me, me, me The End.
Orange would suit you rancid, oh and silky, whatever you do., don't drop the soap
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100% there's money laundering going on. The centre is hardly ever open and has helped no one. The shop is supposed to be raising money for the centre but she's still on the beg. Meanwhile she buying Silky a £5k watch and dropping holidays to Jubai. It doesn't add up at all.
 
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DipsyDoodle

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Somerset girl said:
100% there's money laundering going on. The centre is hardly ever open and has helped no one. The shop is supposed to be raising money for the centre but she's still on the beg. Meanwhile she buying Silky a £5k watch and dropping holidays to Jubai. It doesn't add up at all.
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I agree, it's all a front for dodgy goings-on. Jezza the estate agent is probably in on some of it, seeing as she keeps renting these buildings through him and paying to have them done up (including things that the owner/landlord should sort out, like fire alarms etc). Apparently £7000 was raised from the first raffle in May (that we're still waiting for the winners of to be announced), yet a week later she was begging for money and vouchers to buy shopping - and the only person shown as benefitting from that was her mate Sweaty Betty, who by all accounts isn't struggling to put Walker's crisps in the cupboard for her kids. The winners of the second raffle, where you could win Rawhide's cast off advert freebies, has also not had the winners announced. Meanwhile Silky Penis Steve is walking around with his £5k watch and £300 bumbag, she's dripping in Gucci and paying hundreds of pounds for haircuts for herself, Lianne and Mannah. It all absolutely stinks, and all the while she's getting patted on the back by the huns who are clearly bleeping blind 🤷
 
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L1fe0nM@rs said:
Well the fact she has six kids, spends money like she does and still has £8k in her bank for vet fees shows how little money is going to her DV work doesn’t it?
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This! It’s only just dawned on me reading this post that they MUST be using money from patreon, PayPal the shop etc. Neither of them work!
Why have I not realised this….Surely the huns will click at some point too?
 
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Cjen84

Cjen84

PrettyGreeneyes76 said:
Oh good god noooo 🤮

I was just quoting what the tattler had wrote it, made me laugh.
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I can assure you all, silky does not turn this tattler on. There's more chance of rain in the Sahara, Rancid getting a lovely prison sentence etc, than him turning any normal woman or man, on
 
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DipsyDoodle

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wonder Lu said:
This! It’s only just dawned on me reading this post that they MUST be using money from patreon, PayPal the shop etc. Neither of them work!
Why have I not realised this….Surely the huns will click at some point too?
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She's been careful about how she's worded everything. The PayPal etc was always "to support me in doing what I love", at no point has she explicitly said that it would be directly helping women who have been abused. The shop money is "to support the centre", well that could just be going towards the rent and bills, and making sure there's always lush coffee available. She talks a lot of waffle to make it sound like she's doing something, when in reality she's not lifting a finger.

She gets Jo to knock up a fake email every now and then to pretend it's a social worker or something, telling her how lush she is, and how much difference she's making to anyone who's ever had the good fortune to cross her path etc, which the brainless morons who still throw money at her believe.
 
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Welshiee

Lucyinthesky88 said:
Just woke up on my birthday, no Gucci bug glasses for me, but I also don’t have to go to NotBarbados with Jimmy Saville’s long lost son, so it’s not all bad 🎈
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Happy birthday!
Jimmy Savilles long lost son! I spat my lunch out 😂😂
Sorry to hear about the lack of Gucci bug glasses 😂 Would it help if I wrote you a long, rambling birthday post, where I reference myself 57 times?
 
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