The video of Pamela with the Paunch and Titwank dancing is comedy gold .
Thank the Lord for Dipsy; recap Goddess
Thank the Lord for Dipsy; recap Goddess
PTWM #140 Scamela Anderson & Sloshy as Hoff, which one will tell us about the PayPal dosh?
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So tempting to suggest ‘people like her’ as a book suggestionNow asking for book recommendations…. You won’t need them Rachet, just enjoy your holiday with your kids, you’re not going on 18-30 with all the time to pick a book up, Put ur phone down too and interact… get to know your kids
Honestly the woman in that must have been based on R- the mental stuff she does!So tempting to suggest ‘people like her’ as a book suggestion
I’m just watching Hutch on TT, He just said if you’re gonna be stupid enough to put stuff on a public forum, Then be prepared for it to come back on you… and don’t try running to the police, You were the one putting it out there, It’s basically your fault…
*Rachet unsends voice note to solicitor
*Rachet unsends voice note to solicitor
Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, when will you ever learn? You cry wolf regarding trolls all the time to deflect from other stuff but your bragging attitude can't be tamed. You have only just started following those solicitors on Instagram and posted not only the name of the firm but the name of the solicitor you had been in contact with. And lo and behold look at the areas of law she practices. Whatever have you been up to we wonder??
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Where I live and I’m sure pretty much everywhere there’s a hose pipe ban ??? Not her house ?
Fab job on the recap as always!Last thread recap:
- Fungus Flaps is still, and always will be, a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Racket is prepping for Betsy's birthday party, which is taking place on Wilbert's birthday. How nice for him to learn so early on that he's not his mum's favourite. Maybe when he's in his 30s he'll make a living telling everyone his life went off the rails because his mum abandoned him on his 3rd birthday to go out clubbing with his big sister.
- Scouse Jen (remember her? They stayed in a caravan in her back garden for Wilby's birthday last year and then she was never heard from again) has come to stay, and spent the evening building Wilbert's birthday present Playmobil (suitable for ages 4 and up, but let's not worry about child safety, shall we?).
- Make tit Up On The Spot Mary reckons she's going to have to take "paperwork" on holiday so that Seb will be able to apply for college when he gets his exam results. Except those Tattlers who have kids who have been through or are going through the same process inform us that for a start it's all done online (so there is no paperwork), and that Seb should already started the process. She's honestly just pulling random stuff out of her arse at this point, setting up some FML content (lost the paperwork on a day trip, internet in the hotel isn't good enough, Seb's forgotten his password, take your bloody pick).
- not content with begging for Edie's party invites, Ripple has now decided she doesn't have the mental energy to make party bags. Literally sticking some sweets, little toys and stickers into bags, and she can't manage that. No job to go to, doesn't look after her own kids, but can't find the energy to make party bags
- also, despite having money coming in from ads, two different Patreons, PayPal, a shop, lottery grants, and whatever other scams she's running, she reckons she can't afford to pay the wages of the shop girls. Maybe you shouldn't have tried to set up multiple centres, a physical and online shop, and packing centre all one after the other, babe. Amazing how she can still afford for her and her family to be dripping in Gucci, Yeezys, Stone Island, North Face etc etc, while having expensive meals out, foreign holidays etc.
- Wilby's birthday dawned, with a visit to Gangsta Granny, and for some reason someone had put his hair into a ridiculous ponytail
- Raffle has had a cake made and delivered for Wilbert, but isn't letting him have it until Tuesday. There's also a cake for Betsy, which looked tacky as duck covered in alcohol bottles.
- Norman Noballs and Ratface Raq dressed as Pamela Anderson and David Hasslehoff for BeKind's party, both looking ridiculous. The party looked tit, mostly made up of Ratchet's paid mates, estate agent Jeremy bizarrely turned upthere was no sign of Emily though, even though her and Betsy used to be close. Special mention to @ShaWei for coining the names "Scamela Anderson and David Sackedrightoff"
- never mind the post party comedown/hangxiety, Raq was straight back on the beg for school uniforms
- meanwhile, some hun thought they were being clever by trolling the trolls, telling us we're too harsh on Wilbert, and we clearly don't understand the difficulties in parenting an SEN child etc They completely missed the point about the fact that he's not parented property and is being massively failed by his useless bastard parents, who dump him off with any Tom, Dick or Harry to get pissed and coked up while loving each other the hardest at any opportunity
- despite apparently not being able to afford to pay the staff or renovate and decorate the various premises, Rambo has now given Village Idiot Jordan a job. In the women's centre, which if you've been paying attention, you will remember IS FOR WOMEN ONLY, NO MEN ALLOWED, EVEN THE POSTMAN CAN'T COME BECAUSE HE IS A MAN AND MEN ARE DEFINITELY NOT ALLOWED. Apart from Sloshy and Jordan
- Edie's birthday dawned, and she had to open her gifts while being filmed and broadcast live on the Patreon account. Out of the whole happy patchwork family, only Ratchet and Sloshy were there, with Betsy breezing in wearing only a towel for a bit. BV Barbara sounded rough as duck, and made a comment about her fanny when Edie opened a bath bomb. Rabid kept snatching gifts off Edie before she could open them, because she wanted them opening in a certain order, and slagged off Lula for how she had wrapped them (so she hasn't even bothered to do that herself). Gifts included a lamp, satin pillowcases, art supplies, and an iPad. Betsy got her a pile of make up, plus a headband so she doesn't get a "slag line". Reminder - Edie is 9.
- at her party, Wilbur finally got his days old cake. Despite his level 3 autism, he didn't seem to mind the loud music, lots of people etc. Gangsta Granny was there, picking bits off his uncut cake with her fingers and shoving them into his mouth. Meanwhile Edie could be seen in the background constantly pulling and adjusting the boob tube she was wearing.
- finally, there was a load of old videos of Edie, which mainly highlighted how much has changed since the Snatchwork money started rolling in.
- there was some discussion around Troll Obsessed Tracey saying on the PatreCON that a troll tracking account had identified one of her trolls on Facebook, and has contacted a solicitor (turns out it's an employment specialist
- Wibble was #gifted a pair of leggings for his birthday, they had animals on and he was saying what sounded like "E-I-E-I" as if trying to sing "Old McDonald". The Dimbo Bimbo thought he was saying "yellow" and said "yes, yellow" even though they weren't yellow
I've included some of the photos and videos of their fancy dress shenanigans, for posterity!
Running total of child free overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - night near Plymouth (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
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The poor child trying to say eee iii eeee iii and head Dora saying yes yes they're yellow, duck me.
Also, and apologies as I'm sure its been asked alot but in England are kids given a level when they are diagnosed ASD ? I'm in Northern Ireland and there's no such thing here, not when my now 11 year old was given his diagnosis. They don't even differentiate between Autism and Aspergers now so how the hell can you get a specific level??!!
Yep. It’s tit. She has about £155 more than me and I work a hell of a lot more hours than she is legally allowed toI understand Tallullah is really chuffed with the amount of money she has and rightly so. But why film it? Why show it to everyone when some of the people watching won't have any money at all right now. The last thing I'd want to see if I couldn't afford to feed my kids or was scared to put the oven on because of how expensive it's getting, is a 13 year old counting all the money she has and saying she'd even found £20 she didn't know she had.
Read the bleeping room Rachaeaeeaeaeaeaele.
How much did she earn ? Rach has blocked meYep. It’s tit. She has about £155 more than me and I work a hell of a lot more hours than she is legally allowed to
I stopped listening when she got to £155. No idea how long it took her to earn that tbf.
Curious Why nope to a 13 year old working ? My Son started working at 13 at our local pub doing glass collecting at events and emptying the bottle bins, he’s now 16 and works as part Of the front of house waiting staff he loves having his own money. Its taught him to think about the cost of things and working in the hospitality industry has improved his confidence and means he has no problem interacting with people of all ages.That recap.
(Also reminded me that she was to mentally exhausted to do party bags, which I didn’t comment on at the time but had me laughing for about an hour
Nope to a 13 year old working. Though I reckon she’d send Wibble up chimneys sweeping if she could. Perhaps if she didn’t push them into child labour, one of them might pass an exam or two. Just a thought for the future there Rach.
There are regulations in place to protect child workers from age 13 on the hours and type of work they can do. Most councils require the employer to obtain a child work permit before a 13 year old can work for them. Strange that she hasn’t shared L’s job to the huns before that weird video of her counting the cash. Maybe she’s saving for some Gucci sunnies 
Lullah was so pleased with herself, it’s sweet.
She said I’ve got nearly 200 quid, I’m rich! I remember thinking I was loaded with £200, those were the days!
She said I’ve got nearly 200 quid, I’m rich! I remember thinking I was loaded with £200, those were the days!
There's no hose pipe ban down here, only in some parts of north devon.
I had my first school holiday job when I was 15. It was in a huge pie & meat factory.
Monday to Friday starting at 6am, which nearly finished me off.
Mornings were spent on the faggot machine, rolling them into balls & putting them in trays. The smell of raw faggots is a smell that I'll keep with me forever.
Afternoons were spent on the sausage roll machine, separating them.
Break time was spent sitting on the toilet floor, because we were knackered, & passive smoking, because we had no choice.
I didn't go back there on my next school holidays.
I remember that we weren't asked or told to wash our hands before touching the food, it didn't seem to matter
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Monday to Friday starting at 6am, which nearly finished me off.
Mornings were spent on the faggot machine, rolling them into balls & putting them in trays. The smell of raw faggots is a smell that I'll keep with me forever.
Afternoons were spent on the sausage roll machine, separating them.
Break time was spent sitting on the toilet floor, because we were knackered, & passive smoking, because we had no choice.
I didn't go back there on my next school holidays.
I remember that we weren't asked or told to wash our hands before touching the food, it didn't seem to matter
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Can't sleep, so catching up. She really is an utter twit, isn't she?
I remember when they were away at Ladram and T was chatting I think it was when B was there in the restaurant, she said something about working lots so no time to see her friends or something like that, so she is obvs just cramming in a job over summer. As much as I hate to defend I do think that B always did have a good attitude towards working and saving so I think T is just seeing what B has managed to do from working and saving and wants in. I just don’t think it was necessary for R to film it, insensitive to lots of ppl and also poor safe guarding again.
I worked from 13 at a local shop but that was some years ago. She must have been working a fair bit to earn that much. Maybe she's been working for her mum who has paid her loads of money from the charity donations...My 16 year old has had a casual job this summer and it has took him ages to earn that!!! My 12 year old is most certainly still a child to me whose only job is unloading the dishwasher for me but kids grow up fast in the Shambleton household...
Dunno if it's been said, but she's really looking like Katie Hopkins.. especially in that Air up crap ad she did.
You’re spot on, quite a few people have mentioned this, she’s morphing into Katie Hopkins doppelgänger, I will never forget that photo of KH and her kids looking utterly miserable, it’s just Ratshit all over. I bet she holds the same views she does as well lol.
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