New thread title thanks to @Redmama 
I would say I'd send you my skiddy toilet roll, but you're not an unhinged maniac, so you'll have to make do with a leopard print scrunchie and a knock off Gucci bag!
Last thread recap:
- Rancid is, as always, a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- #couplegoals Rancho and Sloshy Joshy deployed to the beach looking like Dumb and Dumber.
- After Nostrils McGhee was asked after on Tattle, Lying Lorna pretended she'd had a question about her. Clearly jealous, she said that Emily has a load of mates from Fred's school that she spends all her time with, so they hardly see each other out of work. They are probably all younger and have more in common with Emily than Raq, and Emily doesn't have to pay them to be her friends. Watch out Em, you'll be next on the "toxic" list if you're not careful!
- she's doing an "audit" on the Patreon account, clearly after seeing Tattlers say they stopped paying but still have access.
- Lip Filler Linda pretended that a seagull had flown into the sex loft, but there was absolutely no photos or videos not to mention she was sitting in front of the only window, and the camera would have picked it up. The only "evidence" was some seagull sounds over the video. Editing skills on point, babe!
- she's still marking Snatchwork store crap as #ad, well done for doing your job for a change! Showing a "raise them kind" t-shirt, followed up by a screenshot from the family group chat which included Betsy sending a photo of herself and her mate giving the finger with a sneery look on her face. Such a kind one, isn't she!
- Nail Clipping Neil did a q&a on Racket's Patreon, and was asked what he loves about his wife. Is she an amazing person, a great mum, does incredible work? Nope, he likes her smile and her hair. What a solid basis for a marriage!
- Despite having the bathroom ripped out weeks ago, it's still a building site, which is giving Mangina Malcolm the opportunity to pretend he knows everything about plumbing and bathroom fitting (it wasn't funny months ago when he was pretending to be making a pantry, or doing the loft conversion, and it's still not funny). Once again he was poking around in the tool bag, leading to the question of why a tradesperson would leave their tools at someone's house?
- her page now seems to be mostly adverts, and trying to get people to join her Patreon.
- Apparently her and Booty Shorts Brian have been looking at houses in London. Is Sloshy's dream of retiring to Spain withering and dying, just like his manhood?
- Rarebit's latest podcast features talk about Rancid having a threesome with some woman she picked up on a night out, and Bellend Ben's divorce from his first wife (she had an eating disorder which she was sectioned for, and he couldn't cope so left her. Delightful). This provided old Fungus Fanny with the perfect segue to have a good old session slagging off Joyce's ex-wife. She claims that she got pregnant with Seb within 3 weeks of getting together with Tic Tac Teeth, and threatened to have an abortion if Sloshy didn't leave the Army. Then she stated that they'd only got married because she was pregnant so they could move into married quarters, and Gangsta Granny didn't want Birdwatching Brian to marry her. Then she made Deployment Derek leave the army to look after newborn Seb, she threatened to hang herself in front of the boys, she was taking "loose Prozac" out of her pocket and taking it all day because she was a mental health nurse (implying that she'd stolen medication), and PC Plod had to take time off work from the police as she threatened to unalive herself if he went to work. Even if any of this was in any way true, Rango doesn't seem to understand that it's not her story to tell
just a note in case the boys' mum reads this, us Tattle trolls believe and support you, and we think the way your ex and his wife have treated you and continue to treat you is absolutely despicable 
- back in the family group chat, GG has now been added, and is straight in there accusing Seb of leaving salt on top of the bin (because of course Merlot Mickey is complaining about the bin being messy).
- Trout Lips Tina has apparently been hanging out at Trevi with her Snatchwork girl gang.
- yet more Seb bashing in the family WhatsApp, this time with Red Wine Roger complaining about some clothes. Seb responded in the best possible way - by leaving the chat
- in a new act of scraping the barrel for content, Sea View Sandra filmed herself walking down the street in her stupid Gucci shades waffling on about Trevi and the amazing work they do (which is funny, seeing as how she's just slagged off Joyce's ex-wife yet again on her crap podcast, and she's exactly the sort of woman that Trevi apparently help)
- Hobbit loft ramble stories
first of all Sloshy was trying to be funny (and failing miserably, as always). Then she was wanging on about Betsy being homesick and saying she doesn't want to go travelling 
she ordered a new tumble dryer, paid for it to be installed, but they told the builder who let them in (because who else would be home to take delivery when neither adult in the house has a job to go to?) that she hadn't paid for it to be installed. So apparently they took it through the house (seemingly past the laundry room where it would need to be) and left it in the garden, in some dog tit which has gone up into the vents. Sure, Jan. A brand new tumble dryer, dumped in the garden and unwrapped so it can get dog tit all over it
- Desperate Debbie had Sloshy in a headlock and talked about how she'll be ovulating on his birthday next week
but she later said that she was on the first day of her period
- Beggy Brenda put up a grid post, basically wanting sympathy from the huns because Wilbur had the audacity to have been born level 3 autistic (allegedly). She can't cope, never takes him out alone blah blah blah (along with a made up story of a woman playing on the beach with a little boy, and they later saw the same woman in the harbour, both times #couplegoals were out loving each other the hardest without any of their collective 6 kids). While BeKind was on holiday, she'd had to ring Seb to come and calm Wilbert down, because only those two can do it) A big fat tear had come out of her eye (presumably the outside edge, because she seems to be the only person in the world who cries like that) and plopped onto Joyce's pigeon leg, so he squeezed her hand and told her she's the best mum (in comparison to what, is unknown. Maybe those animals in the wild that eat their young?).
- on Patreon Prosecco Pauline said that Sloshy asked if she wanted a drink and she said no, he'd said he would have a drink and then not have one until they go on holiday, but then realised that's not for 6 weeks and he can't go that long
but remember guys, they don't drink around the boys 
- Bumbag Barry did a q&a on Rawhide's Patreon. duck a duck he's dull! His favourite meal to make is spaghetti Bolognese. He was in the Royal Engineers (yet can't put a shelf up). When they went to London (for a midweek, daytime shag fest ) Rabid Raquel said she'd consider moving there, Merlot Malcolm would like to move abroad but doesn't think the most beautiful woman in his world would cope being so far away from the kids (the same kids that she can't bear to spend any time with).
- it's been just over a month since Career Break Colin packed in his job to "spend more time with the kids", and already he's been added as a Director on PTWM Limited. Is that even allowed if you're on a career break? It's very unusual for Rancho to share anything, so there must be something in it for her, it'll be for tax reasons or something.
- our spies on the Patreon told us that she had talked about Lula having a job, but mentioned that Betsy got the sack from one of her jobs due to "trolls" (aka those pesky jobsworths at the council who don't look too kindly on underage kids working full time and locking the place up unsupervised,). There was also some waffle about when she worked in a cafe and the owner received troll messages so he posted their names and email addresses (sure they did, Raq hun, your cronies just love a GDPR breach, don't they).
- Short Shorts Shaun got dressed up in his favourite pinny to play at being a good little housewife for Rambo.
- more from the Patreon is that she's complaining that Sloshy won't sit in the bathroom with her while she takes a dump. I'm surprised she isn't having twin shitters put in the brand new bathroom so they can schedule their bowel movements at the same time and never have to be apart anyway, she wants so badly wants him to know when she's dropped the kids off at the pool, that she sometimes wipes her chocolate starfish and then goes to show him the dirty paper. Is she expecting a pat on the head for wiping her bum like a big girl? Apparently she wants him to love her poo (wtf), and he goes to Sainsbury's when he needs to go, because otherwise she's at the door with a glass trying to listen in (because with 6 kids "up her hole", 2 women's centres and a tat shop she's definitely got time to try and listen to his tit nuggets dropping out of his arse). PA Jo was in the background while she was talking about this - laughing along as if it's perfectly normal to listen to your boss talking about showing their husband crappy toilet roll that £60k isn't worth it, hun.
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I would say I'd send you my skiddy toilet roll, but you're not an unhinged maniac, so you'll have to make do with a leopard print scrunchie and a knock off Gucci bag!Last thread recap:
- Rancid is, as always, a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- #couplegoals Rancho and Sloshy Joshy deployed to the beach looking like Dumb and Dumber.
- After Nostrils McGhee was asked after on Tattle, Lying Lorna pretended she'd had a question about her. Clearly jealous, she said that Emily has a load of mates from Fred's school that she spends all her time with, so they hardly see each other out of work. They are probably all younger and have more in common with Emily than Raq, and Emily doesn't have to pay them to be her friends. Watch out Em, you'll be next on the "toxic" list if you're not careful!
- she's doing an "audit" on the Patreon account, clearly after seeing Tattlers say they stopped paying but still have access.
- Lip Filler Linda pretended that a seagull had flown into the sex loft, but there was absolutely no photos or videos not to mention she was sitting in front of the only window, and the camera would have picked it up. The only "evidence" was some seagull sounds over the video. Editing skills on point, babe!
- she's still marking Snatchwork store crap as #ad, well done for doing your job for a change! Showing a "raise them kind" t-shirt, followed up by a screenshot from the family group chat which included Betsy sending a photo of herself and her mate giving the finger with a sneery look on her face. Such a kind one, isn't she!
- Nail Clipping Neil did a q&a on Racket's Patreon, and was asked what he loves about his wife. Is she an amazing person, a great mum, does incredible work? Nope, he likes her smile and her hair. What a solid basis for a marriage!
- Despite having the bathroom ripped out weeks ago, it's still a building site, which is giving Mangina Malcolm the opportunity to pretend he knows everything about plumbing and bathroom fitting (it wasn't funny months ago when he was pretending to be making a pantry, or doing the loft conversion, and it's still not funny). Once again he was poking around in the tool bag, leading to the question of why a tradesperson would leave their tools at someone's house?
- her page now seems to be mostly adverts, and trying to get people to join her Patreon.
- Apparently her and Booty Shorts Brian have been looking at houses in London. Is Sloshy's dream of retiring to Spain withering and dying, just like his manhood?
- Rarebit's latest podcast features talk about Rancid having a threesome with some woman she picked up on a night out, and Bellend Ben's divorce from his first wife (she had an eating disorder which she was sectioned for, and he couldn't cope so left her. Delightful). This provided old Fungus Fanny with the perfect segue to have a good old session slagging off Joyce's ex-wife. She claims that she got pregnant with Seb within 3 weeks of getting together with Tic Tac Teeth, and threatened to have an abortion if Sloshy didn't leave the Army. Then she stated that they'd only got married because she was pregnant so they could move into married quarters, and Gangsta Granny didn't want Birdwatching Brian to marry her. Then she made Deployment Derek leave the army to look after newborn Seb, she threatened to hang herself in front of the boys, she was taking "loose Prozac" out of her pocket and taking it all day because she was a mental health nurse (implying that she'd stolen medication), and PC Plod had to take time off work from the police as she threatened to unalive herself if he went to work. Even if any of this was in any way true, Rango doesn't seem to understand that it's not her story to tell
just a note in case the boys' mum reads this, us Tattle trolls believe and support you, and we think the way your ex and his wife have treated you and continue to treat you is absolutely despicable - back in the family group chat, GG has now been added, and is straight in there accusing Seb of leaving salt on top of the bin (because of course Merlot Mickey is complaining about the bin being messy).
- Trout Lips Tina has apparently been hanging out at Trevi with her Snatchwork girl gang.
- yet more Seb bashing in the family WhatsApp, this time with Red Wine Roger complaining about some clothes. Seb responded in the best possible way - by leaving the chat
- in a new act of scraping the barrel for content, Sea View Sandra filmed herself walking down the street in her stupid Gucci shades waffling on about Trevi and the amazing work they do (which is funny, seeing as how she's just slagged off Joyce's ex-wife yet again on her crap podcast, and she's exactly the sort of woman that Trevi apparently help
)- Hobbit loft ramble stories
first of all Sloshy was trying to be funny (and failing miserably, as always). Then she was wanging on about Betsy being homesick and saying she doesn't want to go travelling she ordered a new tumble dryer, paid for it to be installed, but they told the builder who let them in (because who else would be home to take delivery when neither adult in the house has a job to go to?) that she hadn't paid for it to be installed. So apparently they took it through the house (seemingly past the laundry room where it would need to be) and left it in the garden, in some dog tit which has gone up into the vents. Sure, Jan. A brand new tumble dryer, dumped in the garden and unwrapped so it can get dog tit all over it - Desperate Debbie had Sloshy in a headlock and talked about how she'll be ovulating on his birthday next week
but she later said that she was on the first day of her period - Beggy Brenda put up a grid post, basically wanting sympathy from the huns because Wilbur had the audacity to have been born level 3 autistic (allegedly). She can't cope, never takes him out alone blah blah blah (along with a made up story of a woman playing on the beach with a little boy, and they later saw the same woman in the harbour, both times #couplegoals were out loving each other the hardest without any of their collective 6 kids). While BeKind was on holiday, she'd had to ring Seb to come and calm Wilbert down, because only those two can do it
) A big fat tear had come out of her eye (presumably the outside edge, because she seems to be the only person in the world who cries like that) and plopped onto Joyce's pigeon leg, so he squeezed her hand and told her she's the best mum (in comparison to what, is unknown. Maybe those animals in the wild that eat their young?).- on Patreon Prosecco Pauline said that Sloshy asked if she wanted a drink and she said no, he'd said he would have a drink and then not have one until they go on holiday, but then realised that's not for 6 weeks and he can't go that long
but remember guys, they don't drink around the boys - Bumbag Barry did a q&a on Rawhide's Patreon. duck a duck he's dull! His favourite meal to make is spaghetti Bolognese. He was in the Royal Engineers (yet can't put a shelf up
). When they went to London (for a midweek, daytime shag fest ) Rabid Raquel said she'd consider moving there, Merlot Malcolm would like to move abroad but doesn't think the most beautiful woman in his world would cope being so far away from the kids (the same kids that she can't bear to spend any time with).- it's been just over a month since Career Break Colin packed in his job to "spend more time with the kids", and already he's been added as a Director on PTWM Limited. Is that even allowed if you're on a career break? It's very unusual for Rancho to share anything, so there must be something in it for her, it'll be for tax reasons or something.
- our spies on the Patreon told us that she had talked about Lula having a job, but mentioned that Betsy got the sack from one of her jobs due to "trolls" (aka those pesky jobsworths at the council who don't look too kindly on underage kids working full time and locking the place up unsupervised,
). There was also some waffle about when she worked in a cafe and the owner received troll messages so he posted their names and email addresses (sure they did, Raq hun, your cronies just love a GDPR breach, don't they).- Short Shorts Shaun got dressed up in his favourite pinny to play at being a good little housewife for Rambo.
- more from the Patreon is that she's complaining that Sloshy won't sit in the bathroom with her while she takes a dump. I'm surprised she isn't having twin shitters put in the brand new bathroom so they can schedule their bowel movements at the same time and never have to be apart
anyway, she wants so badly wants him to know when she's dropped the kids off at the pool, that she sometimes wipes her chocolate starfish and then goes to show him the dirty paper. Is she expecting a pat on the head for wiping her bum like a big girl? Apparently she wants him to love her poo (wtf), and he goes to Sainsbury's when he needs to go, because otherwise she's at the door with a glass trying to listen in (because with 6 kids "up her hole", 2 women's centres and a tat shop she's definitely got time to try and listen to his tit nuggets dropping out of his arse). PA Jo was in the background while she was talking about this - laughing along as if it's perfectly normal to listen to your boss talking about showing their husband crappy toilet roll that £60k isn't worth it, hun.If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
but can’t cope with the dogs poop though, and no wonder W likes playing with poop if she is chasing no balls Bob around the kitchen with hers 
I am still in shock over Shitgate