He’s had a hard life with her hasn’t he… definitely does not age better like a fine red wine…
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You know what? At this point you have to believe she does love him like the most hardest ever because duck me, most women would’ve held their hands up, admitted they’d made the wrong call and ran a mileYou can see why the huns all think he's so fit, can't you?
bleeping deluded bunch of weirdos
.(Joking aside, I was going to say yesterday. You know she said he didn’t sleep and he was anxious etc. That’s because he couldn’t have a drink the night before they were going because he had to drive early. It’s part of the standard decline into dysfunctional alcoholism. Not good at all.)
All I can think about is the bleeping twit tan she’s going to get
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Thumbs up fwendThese threads are getting harder to keep up with
Does anyone know how long they are meant to be away for? I wouldn't put it past her to say they're going for longer than they've actually booked, just so she can make out they came home early because she missed the turds so much.
I swear my Nan has those shoes for summerOMFG - I have literally damaged my pelvic floor laughing hahahahaha. What the hell is this chaos he has going on here
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Eee she looks a sod in that pink dressNew thread title thanks to @Saltypopcornsome knock-off Gucci flip flops and a dress made out of an old towel are on their way to you, you'll have to provide your own tit tape though as we don't have a never ending pot of PayPal cash
Last thread recap:
- Rancho is still an absolute bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- after the pretend drama of getting a bird out of a travel cage and into the aviary, off went Rambo to get Wilby out of bed (who's still in a cot with sides on, and drinking a bottle of milk). She played with a muslin cloth, but unfortunately thinks that "high" and "down" are opposites. Bestselling author, everyone!
- BeKind drove Raq to "work", obviously the phone was shoved in her face to record it for posterity. Then she missed the turning, and Racket made a big deal of "we've only got 8 minutes to get to work" like the tat shop urgently needs to open at 10am on the dotthere was a bag hanging on the door, and she said "let's hope it's a donation and not a troll leaving me a bag of dog tit". RENT FREE! Also, not sure what she thinks people might donate to a shop selling overpriced rubbish
- Rango couldn't work the till, and had to get Emily in with a screwdriver, and the rest of the Snatchwork girls on facetime.
- it obviously wasn't busy in the launderette, because Emily was hanging around the shop, pretending to be a customer and asking the price of things (top tip Random - people are more likely to buy tit if it's priced up). Ratchet told Emily and Betsy that if they were real customers she'd ring Joyce and ask them to leave. Betsy wandered around the shop mumbling about what she might buy, she didn't seem interested when Rampart asked her about the jumpers though!
- back at the Patchwork Hamster Cage House, Sloshua was cooking a roast (of course) and Seb was trying to show him his veins. Bestselling author Rancho said "Seb's bin gym again"speak English, woman! Two different types of gravy, but neither were being made in the special gravy pan that she paid £39 for "because she can".
- Arsetrid posted a story that Ramble hadn't put away the plants and doormat outside the tat shop, OF COURSE Raq's caption said "blame Betsy"
- dots of doom up in the loft, with Seb lurking in the background. He said there was melted Lindor in the bedRawhide asked if he knew she's 40 next week, he said "yeah, you're going away. I've got my exams while you're away in Barbados". So despite the fact that for MONTHS she has been complaining that Seb is probably going to fail his GCSEs, they're pissing off and leaving him just as he starts them. Because Rancho's need for attention surpasses everything else in that shitshow house. She got excited at the thought of going to Barbados, and said that Joyce has booked for them to go away but she doesn't know where, but he has renewed their passports (conveniently forgetting that she recently said they'd renewed everyone's because they're going on a family holiday this summer). Then she launched into showing a load more tat for the shop, tut tut Rambo, they should be marked as #ad. Seb was in the background talking to Betsy on speakerphone. Then after he'd hung up he was trying to talk to her about some stuff on depop, she just kept telling him to go away, until she lost her rag and snarled
while wearing a t-shirt which said "do good things". What, like basically telling your stepson to piss off because you're busy flogging crap to strangers online? So good! She even yelled "the baby's asleep" at one point. What's that, Wilby's in bed at a sensible time instead of roaming the house eating crisps and doughnuts? First time for everything! She showed a personal alarm, and went off on a debate with herself over whether to open it or not. She pulled out the battery tab, and expected it to go off, then pressed the button for the torch. When she FINALLY worked out how to make it go off, by "giving it one of them", of course, she then set it off about 5 times. Edie was next up the stepladder stairs, and was straight into a little stationery box, saying "I want this one, can I have it". Then she set off the personal alarm twice, which Racket laughed at.
- Rambo is running an online raffle, with the prizes kindly donated by other people (so yet again, getting people to donate stuff and then reaping the cash for herself). However the terms are confusing - on the website, in one place it says "all money" is going back into the CIC, in another it says "all profits". There is a difference Ratshit, which is it?
- at the next women's centre, weirdo Jeremy turned up. He must be rubbing his hands together with glee, he keeps renting shithole buildings out to Ratchet, and she keeps doing them up out of her stash of stolen money. Definitely something dodgy going on there.
- Wilby's in his trawler fishing outfit again.
- she's taking the kids to get passport photos done, ready for their family holiday in a couple of months. Despite saying weeks ago that they were renewing all the passports.
- Rambo's had a spray tan, and uploaded a photo of herself lifting her dress with no knickers on to show it off. Normal.
- Patreon spies kindly shared some screenshots of Rancho getting ready for a "birthday tea", wearing a bizarre velvety, bright pink dress that only vaguely covered her boobs and vulva
- turns out it wasn't a birthday tea after all, but a surprise party (did Ratchet mention it's her 40th soon?). Arsetrid was there, and Knee Deep, plus all of "the circle" - except Stabby Jo. None of the kids were invited, apart from Betsy.
- photos and videos emerged from the party of the year, and showed Racquet being hideously cringey as she pretended to be the most fun ever. Dancing around on the furniture, kissing and biting everyone (including Knee Deep's boobs), and Mannah's husband picking her up by putting his head between her legs so her thrush bucket was on the back of his neckKnee Deep posted that she'd leave her husband for Hannah
looks like Stabby's been fully replaced in the attic sex games
- the day after, Rancho was off out for lunch with "the girls", including Joyce. Imagine being so insecure that you can't go out for a couple of hours without worrying that your spineless husband is slinging his sausage up someone else
- a Tattler found the dress online for $300. All that money to look like you're trying to cover your modesty in a kid's size dressing gown
- The Snatchwork employees clubbed together to get her a birthday present. A pair of Gucci flip flops that cost £435. Relatable Ratchet strikes again. Seven people were shown in the celebratory photo, which works out at just over £60 each. Quite a lot to spend on your boss, unless she's paying you a hell of a lot more than your job is actually worth, of course.
- she shared a load of photos and videos from her "surprise" party (that clearly wasn't a surprise - getting a spray tan, hair and make up done, and wearing a dress that basically showed EVERYTHING off to go out for a meal? Ok hun
- the alarm is set for 4.31 am to go to the airport. Remind us again that you're leaving your toddler who's so aggressive and uncontrollable, and your stepson who's literally starting his GCSEs.
- 5.15am and they're getting in the car ready to go. No kids to wave them off, and assuming Wilby's still asleep so will wake up to his parents having disappeared and left him with whoever is babysitting this week. Ideal for the severely autistic child who can't cope with things being out of routine. Rancid asked Slosh "what are you most worried about?", he replied "not getting on the flight, Wilby, the kids in general". Note how it's about them and their holiday first, and no mention of Seb and his exams.
- Racquet finally found out where they're going, and couldn't hide her disappointment that it's Barcelona
- next she opened a present (sat in the car, because why would you want to be home and involve your kids?). The first was a pair of Gucci sunglasses, which she was more excited about than the trip to Barcelona.
- Mum of the Year Racket has checked in on her severely autistic, violent toddler via the cctv (#ad). The hall was clean and tidy, Stabby's mum the cleaner was there, and Wilby happily wandered off with the childminder. His parents can't get him out of the door without being punched, hit, bitten and scratched, but he's lovely and calm with the paid employees
- they're flying on SleazyJet, looks like Sloshy Joshy spared no expense of his pocket money for the most beautiful woman in his world!
Attached are a load of photos and videos I've saved this week, for your viewing pleasure!
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Christ, that's brilliant!Hahaha! No matter what, she's keeping that grin on her face and making out she's enjoying herself and not wishing she was in Barbados
This trip to
I can't stand old Tic Tac Teeth Sloshy, but you have to hand it to him, he's played an absolute bleeping blinder with this! Special mention to Seb for his top level real life trolling
Ok, I am done for the day, you lot are killing meOMFG - I have literally damaged my pelvic floor laughing hahahahaha. What the hell is this chaos he has going on here
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This makes me want to vomit! Evil, evil bleep!! Can’t help that side sneaking out can she! My kids would be terrified if i did this to them!
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Sloshy wearing sling backs has made my day. Literally day made.
I haven’t been on here for months, unfollowed R ages ago and being totally honest forgot she existed #sorrynotsorry … but this morning on my way to get coffee, I saw her and Josh strolling along Avinguda Diagnol. I didn’t register it until they’d walked past and I was like “wait a minute ….”. So I’ve just checked here and it will have actually been them!! Genuinely really annoyed I’ve been reminded about them whilst just going about my day. When I’ve literally moved to another country. 
Are those Armani?OMFG - I have literally damaged my pelvic floor laughing hahahahaha. What the hell is this chaos he has going on here
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What's better than a weekend spent partying, a week away in Barbadoscelona, followed by another weekend spent getting pissed up? Whose are these kids again?
Love that Astrid has reposted this delightful image
Love that Astrid has reposted this delightful image
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brilliantI haven’t been on here for months, unfollowed R ages ago and being totally honest forgot she existed #sorrynotsorry … but this morning on my way to get coffee, I saw her and Josh strolling along Avinguda Diagnol. I didn’t register it until they’d walked past and I was like “wait a minute ….”. So I’ve just checked here and it will have actually been them!! Genuinely really annoyed I’ve been reminded about them whilst just going about my day. When I’ve literally moved to another country.
can you direct a pick pocketer towards them please, bout time she had a taste of her own medicine
I don’t know but they sell similar in Shoezone for about £12.99 up to a size 8, so he could’ve got them way cheaperAre those Armani?
ETA: Message me for the link Josh
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I’m normally a lurker on this thread as it moves too quick but I’ve been addicted these last few days
Firstly, how sweaty must her feet be in them thick Nike socks and vans
I bet Sloshy is still rubbing them later too.
Secondly, what in the name of god are those sandals josh has on I’m 6 months pregnant and I still wouldn’t wear them for comfort
Firstly, how sweaty must her feet be in them thick Nike socks and vans
I bet Sloshy is still rubbing them later too. Secondly, what in the name of god are those sandals josh has on
I’m 6 months pregnant and I still wouldn’t wear them for comfortHaha
If I see them again I’ll genuinely go and speak to them! Await the stories about her “international fans” for pure hilarity.
But it’s even busier than normal round here atm because it’s the Grand Prix this weekend so we’re getting loads of properly rich people arriving ahead of that! The posh shops on Passeig de Gracia (literally a minute from where I saw them) are all looking forward to everyone splashing the cash. I think R and J will look very out of place there. Well, unless the PayPal money has run into the millions since I’ve been gone.
Haha glad to see you’re still on here too!brilliant
can you direct a pick pocketer towards them please, bout time she had a taste of her own medicine
If I see them again I’ll genuinely go and speak to them! Await the stories about her “international fans” for pure hilarity.But it’s even busier than normal round here atm because it’s the Grand Prix this weekend so we’re getting loads of properly rich people arriving ahead of that! The posh shops on Passeig de Gracia (literally a minute from where I saw them) are all looking forward to everyone splashing the cash. I think R and J will look very out of place there. Well, unless the PayPal money has run into the millions since I’ve been gone.
Well trolls, what a giggle you've given me today now I've finally caught up! actually laughed out loud! Thank you, it was needed. Keep it coming! 
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