I hope her birthday is full of bike rides and culture and Josh pointing out birds and pretending to know Spanish 
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I see Raq is up early posting on Sloshys account.
Kidnapped on a tandem to a cash point? Eh???
I genuinely believe it's all the nastiness inside her, I don't even know if it's a thing but it definitely applies to her. I know it's from a Roald Dahl book but it's definitely happening to her!!
Plus trying to keep track of their lies seems to have taken its toll on Josh's face too.
Do you reckon he talks Spanish the same way Joey from Friends talks French?!I hope her birthday is full of bike rides and culture and Josh pointing out birds and pretending to know Spanish
Has he got her a matching Gucci scrunchie to go with the bag?!
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I think it’s her ugly personality Seeping through the Botox holes
Barcelona was achingly hip and cultured last time I went. What an absolute embarrassment.
On Astrid’s stories yesterday she said “I’m in MY little shop” Watch it lady, you could be the next toxic person to be eliminated from the Patchwork Girls.
Wonder why everything seems to be posted on Slosh’s Instagram, worried your huns might start to see the light Rach
Wonder why everything seems to be posted on Slosh’s Instagram, worried your huns might start to see the light Rach
Anyone else reckon she's packed 10 awful bikinis for her Caribbean island trip 
Gucci and vans ??? Make up your mind rachet ? Are you a skateboarder or a wag ?
Hope you be wearing a helmet on your bike ride since you are a big ambassador for wearing helmets and head injuries prevention
All I see is TEETH in the pics sloshy posted, maybe he could do her favour and at least post some with her mouth closed or does she only have one default position - manic wide open scary eyed?
Put this on as best wife & mum & not 1 photo of her being a best mum with her kids
Aye best at leaving her kids
These literally couldn’t be further away from how dull-o Josh would write. She is soooo obvious.
Imagine writing yourself a birthday message
she is so cringe.She isn’t a bleeping girl she’s a 40 year old woman!! These 2 are so weird, my boy and birthday girl. If I called my husband my boy he would probably laugh and think I was mad!! He’s a man, not a boy!
Not sure I’d call Josh a man though tbf.
What the fluff are those socks about?!
Sloshy must have filtered ‘low to high’ when he was searching for bags. Poor love was probably expecting a £2k monstrosity.
That’s still over a grand in two gifts, plus a party and a holiday
Emily inadvertently telling everyone on a normal day to day, these two are miserable . Trolls didn’t say it, her best mate did. Happy Birthday Rach.
. Trolls didn’t say it, her best mate did. Happy Birthday Rach.
Birthday girl. Jesus 
she's 40 not 10.
she's 40 not 10.- Status