New thread title thanks to @Saltypopcorn some knock-off Gucci flip flops and a dress made out of an old towel are on their way to you, you'll have to provide your own tit tape though as we don't have a never ending pot of PayPal cash
Last thread recap:
- Rancho is still an absolute bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- after the pretend drama of getting a bird out of a travel cage and into the aviary, off went Rambo to get Wilby out of bed (who's still in a cot with sides on, and drinking a bottle of milk). She played with a muslin cloth, but unfortunately thinks that "high" and "down" are opposites. Bestselling author, everyone!
- BeKind drove Raq to "work", obviously the phone was shoved in her face to record it for posterity. Then she missed the turning, and Racket made a big deal of "we've only got 8 minutes to get to work" like the tat shop urgently needs to open at 10am on the dot there was a bag hanging on the door, and she said "let's hope it's a donation and not a troll leaving me a bag of dog tit". RENT FREE! Also, not sure what she thinks people might donate to a shop selling overpriced rubbish
- Rango couldn't work the till, and had to get Emily in with a screwdriver, and the rest of the Snatchwork girls on facetime.
- it obviously wasn't busy in the launderette, because Emily was hanging around the shop, pretending to be a customer and asking the price of things (top tip Random - people are more likely to buy tit if it's priced up). Ratchet told Emily and Betsy that if they were real customers she'd ring Joyce and ask them to leave. Betsy wandered around the shop mumbling about what she might buy, she didn't seem interested when Rampart asked her about the jumpers though!
- back at the Patchwork Hamster Cage House, Sloshua was cooking a roast (of course) and Seb was trying to show him his veins. Bestselling author Rancho said "Seb's bin gym again" speak English, woman! Two different types of gravy, but neither were being made in the special gravy pan that she paid ยฃ39 for "because she can".
- Arsetrid posted a story that Ramble hadn't put away the plants and doormat outside the tat shop, OF COURSE Raq's caption said "blame Betsy"
- dots of doom up in the loft, with Seb lurking in the background. He said there was melted Lindor in the bed Rawhide asked if he knew she's 40 next week, he said "yeah, you're going away. I've got my exams while you're away in Barbados". So despite the fact that for MONTHS she has been complaining that Seb is probably going to fail his GCSEs, they're pissing off and leaving him just as he starts them. Because Rancho's need for attention surpasses everything else in that shitshow house. She got excited at the thought of going to Barbados, and said that Joyce has booked for them to go away but she doesn't know where, but he has renewed their passports (conveniently forgetting that she recently said they'd renewed everyone's because they're going on a family holiday this summer). Then she launched into showing a load more tat for the shop, tut tut Rambo, they should be marked as #ad. Seb was in the background talking to Betsy on speakerphone. Then after he'd hung up he was trying to talk to her about some stuff on depop, she just kept telling him to go away, until she lost her rag and snarled while wearing a t-shirt which said "do good things". What, like basically telling your stepson to piss off because you're busy flogging crap to strangers online? So good! She even yelled "the baby's asleep" at one point. What's that, Wilby's in bed at a sensible time instead of roaming the house eating crisps and doughnuts? First time for everything! She showed a personal alarm, and went off on a debate with herself over whether to open it or not. She pulled out the battery tab, and expected it to go off, then pressed the button for the torch. When she FINALLY worked out how to make it go off, by "giving it one of them", of course, she then set it off about 5 times. Edie was next up the stepladder stairs, and was straight into a little stationery box, saying "I want this one, can I have it". Then she set off the personal alarm twice, which Racket laughed at.
- Rambo is running an online raffle, with the prizes kindly donated by other people (so yet again, getting people to donate stuff and then reaping the cash for herself). However the terms are confusing - on the website, in one place it says "all money" is going back into the CIC, in another it says "all profits". There is a difference Ratshit, which is it?
- at the next women's centre, weirdo Jeremy turned up. He must be rubbing his hands together with glee, he keeps renting shithole buildings out to Ratchet, and she keeps doing them up out of her stash of stolen money. Definitely something dodgy going on there.
- Wilby's in his trawler fishing outfit again.
- she's taking the kids to get passport photos done, ready for their family holiday in a couple of months. Despite saying weeks ago that they were renewing all the passports.
- Rambo's had a spray tan, and uploaded a photo of herself lifting her dress with no knickers on to show it off. Normal.
- Patreon spies kindly shared some screenshots of Rancho getting ready for a "birthday tea", wearing a bizarre velvety, bright pink dress that only vaguely covered her boobs and vulva yet again proving that you simply can't buy class.
- turns out it wasn't a birthday tea after all, but a surprise party (did Ratchet mention it's her 40th soon?). Arsetrid was there, and Knee Deep, plus all of "the circle" - except Stabby Jo. None of the kids were invited, apart from Betsy.
- photos and videos emerged from the party of the year, and showed Racquet being hideously cringey as she pretended to be the most fun ever. Dancing around on the furniture, kissing and biting everyone (including Knee Deep's boobs), and Mannah's husband picking her up by putting his head between her legs so her thrush bucket was on the back of his neck Knee Deep posted that she'd leave her husband for Hannah when Random walked in to the "surprise" party, she was holding hands with Lianne looks like Stabby's been fully replaced in the attic sex games
- the day after, Rancho was off out for lunch with "the girls", including Joyce. Imagine being so insecure that you can't go out for a couple of hours without worrying that your spineless husband is slinging his sausage up someone else
- a Tattler found the dress online for $300. All that money to look like you're trying to cover your modesty in a kid's size dressing gown it looked very different on the model, Rambo obviously styled it differently to match the crack head Barbie look she was going for. Nailed it, hun!
- The Snatchwork employees clubbed together to get her a birthday present. A pair of Gucci flip flops that cost ยฃ435. Relatable Ratchet strikes again. Seven people were shown in the celebratory photo, which works out at just over ยฃ60 each. Quite a lot to spend on your boss, unless she's paying you a hell of a lot more than your job is actually worth, of course.
- she shared a load of photos and videos from her "surprise" party (that clearly wasn't a surprise - getting a spray tan, hair and make up done, and wearing a dress that basically showed EVERYTHING off to go out for a meal? Ok hun ). She made a point of saying that two of her "adopted dads" were there, yet neither her mum nor Gangsta Granny was there. Shy, quiet Charleeeee (with the lips, tits and arse) who's so conscious of her body was in a skin tight outfit, doing a Tina Turner impression like the little wallflower she is. Lots of cringey dancing and showing off for the camera (which was of course permanently in Rambo's hand). Apparently someone showed a piercing in the toilets
- the alarm is set for 4.31 am to go to the airport. Remind us again that you're leaving your toddler who's so aggressive and uncontrollable, and your stepson who's literally starting his GCSEs.
- 5.15am and they're getting in the car ready to go. No kids to wave them off, and assuming Wilby's still asleep so will wake up to his parents having disappeared and left him with whoever is babysitting this week. Ideal for the severely autistic child who can't cope with things being out of routine. Rancid asked Slosh "what are you most worried about?", he replied "not getting on the flight, Wilby, the kids in general". Note how it's about them and their holiday first, and no mention of Seb and his exams.
- Racquet finally found out where they're going, and couldn't hide her disappointment that it's Barcelona
- next she opened a present (sat in the car, because why would you want to be home and involve your kids?). The first was a pair of Gucci sunglasses, which she was more excited about than the trip to Barcelona.
- Mum of the Year Racket has checked in on her severely autistic, violent toddler via the cctv (#ad). The hall was clean and tidy, Stabby's mum the cleaner was there, and Wilby happily wandered off with the childminder. His parents can't get him out of the door without being punched, hit, bitten and scratched, but he's lovely and calm with the paid employees
- they're flying on SleazyJet, looks like Sloshy Joshy spared no expense of his pocket money for the most beautiful woman in his world!
Attached are a load of photos and videos I've saved this week, for your viewing pleasure!
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Last thread recap:
- Rancho is still an absolute bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- after the pretend drama of getting a bird out of a travel cage and into the aviary, off went Rambo to get Wilby out of bed (who's still in a cot with sides on, and drinking a bottle of milk). She played with a muslin cloth, but unfortunately thinks that "high" and "down" are opposites. Bestselling author, everyone!
- BeKind drove Raq to "work", obviously the phone was shoved in her face to record it for posterity. Then she missed the turning, and Racket made a big deal of "we've only got 8 minutes to get to work" like the tat shop urgently needs to open at 10am on the dot there was a bag hanging on the door, and she said "let's hope it's a donation and not a troll leaving me a bag of dog tit". RENT FREE! Also, not sure what she thinks people might donate to a shop selling overpriced rubbish
- Rango couldn't work the till, and had to get Emily in with a screwdriver, and the rest of the Snatchwork girls on facetime.
- it obviously wasn't busy in the launderette, because Emily was hanging around the shop, pretending to be a customer and asking the price of things (top tip Random - people are more likely to buy tit if it's priced up). Ratchet told Emily and Betsy that if they were real customers she'd ring Joyce and ask them to leave. Betsy wandered around the shop mumbling about what she might buy, she didn't seem interested when Rampart asked her about the jumpers though!
- back at the Patchwork Hamster Cage House, Sloshua was cooking a roast (of course) and Seb was trying to show him his veins. Bestselling author Rancho said "Seb's bin gym again" speak English, woman! Two different types of gravy, but neither were being made in the special gravy pan that she paid ยฃ39 for "because she can".
- Arsetrid posted a story that Ramble hadn't put away the plants and doormat outside the tat shop, OF COURSE Raq's caption said "blame Betsy"
- dots of doom up in the loft, with Seb lurking in the background. He said there was melted Lindor in the bed Rawhide asked if he knew she's 40 next week, he said "yeah, you're going away. I've got my exams while you're away in Barbados". So despite the fact that for MONTHS she has been complaining that Seb is probably going to fail his GCSEs, they're pissing off and leaving him just as he starts them. Because Rancho's need for attention surpasses everything else in that shitshow house. She got excited at the thought of going to Barbados, and said that Joyce has booked for them to go away but she doesn't know where, but he has renewed their passports (conveniently forgetting that she recently said they'd renewed everyone's because they're going on a family holiday this summer). Then she launched into showing a load more tat for the shop, tut tut Rambo, they should be marked as #ad. Seb was in the background talking to Betsy on speakerphone. Then after he'd hung up he was trying to talk to her about some stuff on depop, she just kept telling him to go away, until she lost her rag and snarled while wearing a t-shirt which said "do good things". What, like basically telling your stepson to piss off because you're busy flogging crap to strangers online? So good! She even yelled "the baby's asleep" at one point. What's that, Wilby's in bed at a sensible time instead of roaming the house eating crisps and doughnuts? First time for everything! She showed a personal alarm, and went off on a debate with herself over whether to open it or not. She pulled out the battery tab, and expected it to go off, then pressed the button for the torch. When she FINALLY worked out how to make it go off, by "giving it one of them", of course, she then set it off about 5 times. Edie was next up the stepladder stairs, and was straight into a little stationery box, saying "I want this one, can I have it". Then she set off the personal alarm twice, which Racket laughed at.
- Rambo is running an online raffle, with the prizes kindly donated by other people (so yet again, getting people to donate stuff and then reaping the cash for herself). However the terms are confusing - on the website, in one place it says "all money" is going back into the CIC, in another it says "all profits". There is a difference Ratshit, which is it?
- at the next women's centre, weirdo Jeremy turned up. He must be rubbing his hands together with glee, he keeps renting shithole buildings out to Ratchet, and she keeps doing them up out of her stash of stolen money. Definitely something dodgy going on there.
- Wilby's in his trawler fishing outfit again.
- she's taking the kids to get passport photos done, ready for their family holiday in a couple of months. Despite saying weeks ago that they were renewing all the passports.
- Rambo's had a spray tan, and uploaded a photo of herself lifting her dress with no knickers on to show it off. Normal.
- Patreon spies kindly shared some screenshots of Rancho getting ready for a "birthday tea", wearing a bizarre velvety, bright pink dress that only vaguely covered her boobs and vulva yet again proving that you simply can't buy class.
- turns out it wasn't a birthday tea after all, but a surprise party (did Ratchet mention it's her 40th soon?). Arsetrid was there, and Knee Deep, plus all of "the circle" - except Stabby Jo. None of the kids were invited, apart from Betsy.
- photos and videos emerged from the party of the year, and showed Racquet being hideously cringey as she pretended to be the most fun ever. Dancing around on the furniture, kissing and biting everyone (including Knee Deep's boobs), and Mannah's husband picking her up by putting his head between her legs so her thrush bucket was on the back of his neck Knee Deep posted that she'd leave her husband for Hannah when Random walked in to the "surprise" party, she was holding hands with Lianne looks like Stabby's been fully replaced in the attic sex games
- the day after, Rancho was off out for lunch with "the girls", including Joyce. Imagine being so insecure that you can't go out for a couple of hours without worrying that your spineless husband is slinging his sausage up someone else
- a Tattler found the dress online for $300. All that money to look like you're trying to cover your modesty in a kid's size dressing gown it looked very different on the model, Rambo obviously styled it differently to match the crack head Barbie look she was going for. Nailed it, hun!
- The Snatchwork employees clubbed together to get her a birthday present. A pair of Gucci flip flops that cost ยฃ435. Relatable Ratchet strikes again. Seven people were shown in the celebratory photo, which works out at just over ยฃ60 each. Quite a lot to spend on your boss, unless she's paying you a hell of a lot more than your job is actually worth, of course.
- she shared a load of photos and videos from her "surprise" party (that clearly wasn't a surprise - getting a spray tan, hair and make up done, and wearing a dress that basically showed EVERYTHING off to go out for a meal? Ok hun ). She made a point of saying that two of her "adopted dads" were there, yet neither her mum nor Gangsta Granny was there. Shy, quiet Charleeeee (with the lips, tits and arse) who's so conscious of her body was in a skin tight outfit, doing a Tina Turner impression like the little wallflower she is. Lots of cringey dancing and showing off for the camera (which was of course permanently in Rambo's hand). Apparently someone showed a piercing in the toilets
- the alarm is set for 4.31 am to go to the airport. Remind us again that you're leaving your toddler who's so aggressive and uncontrollable, and your stepson who's literally starting his GCSEs.
- 5.15am and they're getting in the car ready to go. No kids to wave them off, and assuming Wilby's still asleep so will wake up to his parents having disappeared and left him with whoever is babysitting this week. Ideal for the severely autistic child who can't cope with things being out of routine. Rancid asked Slosh "what are you most worried about?", he replied "not getting on the flight, Wilby, the kids in general". Note how it's about them and their holiday first, and no mention of Seb and his exams.
- Racquet finally found out where they're going, and couldn't hide her disappointment that it's Barcelona
- next she opened a present (sat in the car, because why would you want to be home and involve your kids?). The first was a pair of Gucci sunglasses, which she was more excited about than the trip to Barcelona.
- Mum of the Year Racket has checked in on her severely autistic, violent toddler via the cctv (#ad). The hall was clean and tidy, Stabby's mum the cleaner was there, and Wilby happily wandered off with the childminder. His parents can't get him out of the door without being punched, hit, bitten and scratched, but he's lovely and calm with the paid employees
- they're flying on SleazyJet, looks like Sloshy Joshy spared no expense of his pocket money for the most beautiful woman in his world!
Attached are a load of photos and videos I've saved this week, for your viewing pleasure!
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
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