New thread title thanks to @Lucyinthesky88 
you've won your own copy of the video of Sloshy at the adventure playground, and a pair of slippers that will fall apart the minute you take them out of the box!
Last thread recap:
- she's still a massive bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- a photo of Rawhide in "the lushest trackie" (reader, it was not the lushest trackie, it wasn't even a little bit lush). Then she added her stupid puffa scarf thing. All that money and not an ounce of style!
- Raq and PA Jo were in Jo's fella's fish van, being taken to "a meeting". In Pieminister. Another Saturday not spent with any of the kids.
- she uploaded an Airwaves advert on Facebook, then deleted it. Silly twit must have done it by accident!
- a grid post of Wilby talking in the back of the car, and a long, rambling caption about how when she uploaded a meltdown her inbox was full of "faceless, nameless bellends". I mean, she had just filmed him without trying to do anything at all to calm him down
of course the huns were all frothing at the gash to comment with what an amazing mum she is, how much they adore Wilby etc 
it seemed a veiled beg for more paying followers on Patreon
- Another day, yet another boozy lunch out for Rancid. Betsy was on taxi duty, because it's so safe for a brand new driver to be ferrying around a load of pissed up adults (and judging by the state of Raq's pupils, the fizzy cat's piss wasn't the only thing she was indulging in
) the latest BFF Lianne was coming back to the Patchwork Shithouse for a sleepover.
- Sandwiched between the drunken car videos was a skincare advert, the same brand that in her last advert she announced she was due her period. I bet they're so pleased they decided to invest in Raq's superior advertising skills!
- At the murder mansion, Lianne was showing Ratchet dating apps, including a voice clip someone had added. Because they were hammered/coked up, they thought it was all hilarious (spoiler alert - it wasn't).
- the big egg beg has started, but you can only drop them off between 10am and 1pm on Wednesday.
- up in the hobbit loft, Ratchet's wearing one of her most ridiculous puffy sleeved tops yet (bright orange, but the sleeves a different shade to the top. Lush). First comment was about how it's school holidays and they have minimal childcare - even though there's 2 jobless adults in the house. Her terrible book is coming out in paperback, she followed this up with a shot of Betsy and Seb holding a copy - even though she basically took Seb's mum's actual story and wrote it badly in the book. bleep. Then came screenshots of twats who've ordered the book, including PA Jo (with Rach referring to her as her boss - is it comfy under that bus, Jo?). Remember that PA Jo left a glowing review of the hardback when it came out, so she's already apparently read it, but has bought herself another copy to take on holiday? Spending that £60k salary wisely, isn't she?
- a couple of arse-licking posts from huns who've spent their cash at the pound shop.
- day 2 of the school holidays and her life is falling apart, with the kids having loads of mates to sleepover, and spending all their money at the fair. She's launching a hero product for the store, while mentioning that she's got her period pants on (and showing her camel toe). It's *drumroll* a bleeping hideous pair of Sheepers, with neon patchwork and bright pink fluff (which was already falling off onto the carpet as she was prancing round her room). For the teeny, tiny amount of £55, you too can look like a massive prick!
- later she showed herself combing the Sheepers fluff, clearly after reading Tattle comments saying you could see the fluff falling off.
- she filmed Wilby in the car having been given a plate of McDonald's pancakes for breakfast, probably hoping for a meltdown. He whined a bit, then settled into feeding himself.
- Pissed up Sloshy is on a rant about something again, duck knows why but Ratchet seems to find it funny
- apparently the paperback is sold out on Amazon, must have been a very small print run because who the duck is buying it?!
- school holidays, and Rancho and PC Titwank are off in the car with only one of the six kids (Edie, who didn't look very safe in the seatbelt). Wilby was left at home with yet another random person. Joyce was dressed like he was going on safari, and Ratchet was wearing a green tracksuit with her sleeping bag coat. So stylish, hun! Turns out they've gone to Crealy, which would have been an ideal day out for most of the kids, which makes Tattlers wonder why they only took one It was someone's birthday, so there was a big performance with a cake and trying to light some candles, with a guest appearance from the friend from Liverpool (whose caravan they stayed in for Wilby's birthday last year). Toothy Tina pulled out a carving knife, and Sloshua cut the cake with the candles still in it.
- in the most shocking twist since Dirty Den came back from the dead in EastEnders, Sloshy wax allowed to go birdwatching! For the first time in years, off he went with his little Dora backpack to enjoy his one and only hobby. Of course he had to text Raq every five minutes, including sending pictures and his exact, real time location, so that she could make sure he wasn't introducing his little pecker to someone else's nesting box
- a load of gormless twats have donated easter eggs to the centre, despite the fact that Ratshit could afford to buy thousands of eggs and not even notice.
- hard working mum/stepmum to 6 Rancho has had yet another night out on the piss (even though she hates drinking) with her Liverpool hun. Oh, and Sloshy joined them, because every single lady loves a fun-sponge like Joyce on a night out!
- out in the sun with her new best mate, and Wilby was playing "peekaboo" with his muslin cloth. Joyce said that he was putting it in their faces "aggressively"
- Raw was eating sausage and chips, and said it was stodge after their night out, shots at the bat, and Betsy picking them up. But remember, she hates the taste of alcohol! Then we were treated to a load of videos from said night out, including drunken singing in Betsy's car
- she's FINALLY actually bothered to set up a Porky Pigeon treasure hunt for Edie and Scouse Jenna's kids. Cue Edie taking over, snatching cards and not letting anyone else get a look in.
- a post from her mate Sweaty Betty receiving Easter eggs donated by huns - remember kids, this is the mate whose brother is Raq's accountant, and whose parents recently sold a large hotel for several million quid. She had also posted a photo of the multiple eggs her kids had received, so either Rancid left others without to give her mate extra, or she wasn't in need like they're making out
- they went out for yet another lunch, with Joyce saying that they went on holiday to Turkey in 2015 when they'd been together about a year
- a load of dull as duck footage of Wilby running around looking at stuff.
- Betsy's back from "a weekend away", even though she was picking them up from their piss up session last night she was having an argument with Tallulah about clothes, which her mates joined in, one turned to Rancho and said "she's going to start shaking in a minute". So Ratchet is making out that T may be autistic, and she's letting a group of older kids bully her in her own home, while filming and snorting.
- She's found a random Asda uniform in the washing, with no idea who it belongs to. Apparently finding clothing that doesn't belong to anyone in the house happens all the time, and it doesn't seem to bother her.
- some thrilling videos of Joyce's birds mating, with Raq saying "will she be pregnant now"?
- over on the PatreCON, she said that they went private for Wilby's assessment because the waiting list is 18 months, and all the NHS had given them was a booklet and access to a Facebook group where she found one of her biggest trolls so left (was this the same troll who sat at her table and ate tuna sandwiches?). She's lucky she has Joyce and the kids to help with Wilby, as if it had been Tallulah she wouldn't have coped. But they haven't bothered getting a private assessment for Lula, because she is getting good support at school, so they've left her on the NHS waiting list. More like she's too old to monetise for the Snatchwork quid shop, so Ratshit isn't interested in getting a diagnosis. They interviewed a nanny, but she wasn't right because they need someone who fully understands Wilby's needs. Like the teenager he'd barely met that they left him with overnight last weekend. PC Titwank is struggling with the realisation that Wilberforce will need support for life (more likely he's seen his dreams of a one bedroom flat in Spain go up in smoke). Raq struggles to go anywhere with Wilby because his meltdowns are so bad, the other day Emily had to calm him down, which she can do because "Fred is so similar" (but Fred goes to mainstream school, yet Rancho seems to be pushing for a specialist school for Wilby). She feels like she's failing Wilby (for once, she gets something right!)
- Sloshy has apparently applied for a career break to help, a career break from what exactly is unknown, seeing as he never seems to be at work and doesn't behave like a police officer (such as allowing his wife to post naked videos of him online).
- off in the car with Slosh and Wilby, for a day out "before daddy goes back to work". duck off Rach, we all know he hasn't done a day's work in months! At a park, and Wilby was wandering around with a bowl with sweets in Ratchet commented it would be easier if he put the sweets down, but just filmed him instead of trying to get the bowl off him. He touched Sloshua's face, and she said "that's a scratch that you did" Joyce and his pigeon legs relived his army days by going round a kid's adventure playground, what a wet wipe that man is!
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
you've won your own copy of the video of Sloshy at the adventure playground, and a pair of slippers that will fall apart the minute you take them out of the box!Last thread recap:
- she's still a massive bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- a photo of Rawhide in "the lushest trackie" (reader, it was not the lushest trackie, it wasn't even a little bit lush). Then she added her stupid puffa scarf thing. All that money and not an ounce of style!
- Raq and PA Jo were in Jo's fella's fish van, being taken to "a meeting". In Pieminister. Another Saturday not spent with any of the kids.
- she uploaded an Airwaves advert on Facebook, then deleted it. Silly twit must have done it by accident!
- a grid post of Wilby talking in the back of the car, and a long, rambling caption about how when she uploaded a meltdown her inbox was full of "faceless, nameless bellends". I mean, she had just filmed him without trying to do anything at all to calm him down
of course the huns were all frothing at the gash to comment with what an amazing mum she is, how much they adore Wilby etc it seemed a veiled beg for more paying followers on Patreon- Another day, yet another boozy lunch out for Rancid. Betsy was on taxi duty, because it's so safe for a brand new driver to be ferrying around a load of pissed up adults (and judging by the state of Raq's pupils, the fizzy cat's piss wasn't the only thing she was indulging in
) the latest BFF Lianne was coming back to the Patchwork Shithouse for a sleepover.- Sandwiched between the drunken car videos was a skincare advert, the same brand that in her last advert she announced she was due her period. I bet they're so pleased they decided to invest in Raq's superior advertising skills!
- At the murder mansion, Lianne was showing Ratchet dating apps, including a voice clip someone had added. Because they were hammered/coked up, they thought it was all hilarious (spoiler alert - it wasn't).
- the big egg beg has started, but you can only drop them off between 10am and 1pm on Wednesday.
- up in the hobbit loft, Ratchet's wearing one of her most ridiculous puffy sleeved tops yet (bright orange, but the sleeves a different shade to the top. Lush). First comment was about how it's school holidays and they have minimal childcare - even though there's 2 jobless adults in the house. Her terrible book is coming out in paperback, she followed this up with a shot of Betsy and Seb holding a copy - even though she basically took Seb's mum's actual story and wrote it badly in the book. bleep. Then came screenshots of twats who've ordered the book, including PA Jo (with Rach referring to her as her boss - is it comfy under that bus, Jo?). Remember that PA Jo left a glowing review of the hardback when it came out, so she's already apparently read it, but has bought herself another copy to take on holiday? Spending that £60k salary wisely, isn't she?
- a couple of arse-licking posts from huns who've spent their cash at the pound shop.
- day 2 of the school holidays and her life is falling apart, with the kids having loads of mates to sleepover, and spending all their money at the fair. She's launching a hero product for the store, while mentioning that she's got her period pants on (and showing her camel toe). It's *drumroll* a bleeping hideous pair of Sheepers, with neon patchwork and bright pink fluff (which was already falling off onto the carpet as she was prancing round her room). For the teeny, tiny amount of £55, you too can look like a massive prick!
- later she showed herself combing the Sheepers fluff, clearly after reading Tattle comments saying you could see the fluff falling off.
- she filmed Wilby in the car having been given a plate of McDonald's pancakes for breakfast, probably hoping for a meltdown. He whined a bit, then settled into feeding himself.
- Pissed up Sloshy is on a rant about something again, duck knows why but Ratchet seems to find it funny
- apparently the paperback is sold out on Amazon, must have been a very small print run because who the duck is buying it?!
- school holidays, and Rancho and PC Titwank are off in the car with only one of the six kids (Edie, who didn't look very safe in the seatbelt). Wilby was left at home with yet another random person. Joyce was dressed like he was going on safari, and Ratchet was wearing a green tracksuit with her sleeping bag coat. So stylish, hun! Turns out they've gone to Crealy, which would have been an ideal day out for most of the kids, which makes Tattlers wonder why they only took one
It was someone's birthday, so there was a big performance with a cake and trying to light some candles, with a guest appearance from the friend from Liverpool (whose caravan they stayed in for Wilby's birthday last year). Toothy Tina pulled out a carving knife, and Sloshua cut the cake with the candles still in it.- in the most shocking twist since Dirty Den came back from the dead in EastEnders, Sloshy wax allowed to go birdwatching! For the first time in years, off he went with his little Dora backpack to enjoy his one and only hobby. Of course he had to text Raq every five minutes, including sending pictures and his exact, real time location, so that she could make sure he wasn't introducing his little pecker to someone else's nesting box
- a load of gormless twats have donated easter eggs to the centre, despite the fact that Ratshit could afford to buy thousands of eggs and not even notice.
- hard working mum/stepmum to 6 Rancho has had yet another night out on the piss (even though she hates drinking) with her Liverpool hun. Oh, and Sloshy joined them, because every single lady loves a fun-sponge like Joyce on a night out!
- out in the sun with her new best mate, and Wilby was playing "peekaboo" with his muslin cloth. Joyce said that he was putting it in their faces "aggressively"
- Raw was eating sausage and chips, and said it was stodge after their night out, shots at the bat, and Betsy picking them up. But remember, she hates the taste of alcohol! Then we were treated to a load of videos from said night out, including drunken singing in Betsy's car
- she's FINALLY actually bothered to set up a Porky Pigeon treasure hunt for Edie and Scouse Jenna's kids. Cue Edie taking over, snatching cards and not letting anyone else get a look in.
- a post from her mate Sweaty Betty receiving Easter eggs donated by huns - remember kids, this is the mate whose brother is Raq's accountant, and whose parents recently sold a large hotel for several million quid. She had also posted a photo of the multiple eggs her kids had received, so either Rancid left others without to give her mate extra, or she wasn't in need like they're making out
- they went out for yet another lunch, with Joyce saying that they went on holiday to Turkey in 2015 when they'd been together about a year
- a load of dull as duck footage of Wilby running around looking at stuff.
- Betsy's back from "a weekend away", even though she was picking them up from their piss up session last night
she was having an argument with Tallulah about clothes, which her mates joined in, one turned to Rancho and said "she's going to start shaking in a minute". So Ratchet is making out that T may be autistic, and she's letting a group of older kids bully her in her own home, while filming and snorting.- She's found a random Asda uniform in the washing, with no idea who it belongs to. Apparently finding clothing that doesn't belong to anyone in the house happens all the time, and it doesn't seem to bother her.
- some thrilling videos of Joyce's birds mating, with Raq saying "will she be pregnant now"?
- over on the PatreCON, she said that they went private for Wilby's assessment because the waiting list is 18 months, and all the NHS had given them was a booklet and access to a Facebook group where she found one of her biggest trolls so left (was this the same troll who sat at her table and ate tuna sandwiches?). She's lucky she has Joyce and the kids to help with Wilby, as if it had been Tallulah she wouldn't have coped. But they haven't bothered getting a private assessment for Lula, because she is getting good support at school, so they've left her on the NHS waiting list. More like she's too old to monetise for the Snatchwork quid shop, so Ratshit isn't interested in getting a diagnosis. They interviewed a nanny, but she wasn't right because they need someone who fully understands Wilby's needs. Like the teenager he'd barely met that they left him with overnight last weekend. PC Titwank is struggling with the realisation that Wilberforce will need support for life (more likely he's seen his dreams of a one bedroom flat in Spain go up in smoke). Raq struggles to go anywhere with Wilby because his meltdowns are so bad, the other day Emily had to calm him down, which she can do because "Fred is so similar" (but Fred goes to mainstream school, yet Rancho seems to be pushing for a specialist school for Wilby
). She feels like she's failing Wilby (for once, she gets something right!)- Sloshy has apparently applied for a career break to help, a career break from what exactly is unknown, seeing as he never seems to be at work and doesn't behave like a police officer (such as allowing his wife to post naked videos of him online).
- off in the car with Slosh and Wilby, for a day out "before daddy goes back to work". duck off Rach, we all know he hasn't done a day's work in months! At a park, and Wilby was wandering around with a bowl with sweets in
Ratchet commented it would be easier if he put the sweets down, but just filmed him instead of trying to get the bowl off him. He touched Sloshua's face, and she said "that's a scratch that you did" Joyce and his pigeon legs relived his army days by going round a kid's adventure playground, what a wet wipe that man is!If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
I think that they really need to go on some parenting courses, they need to put in some gentle boundaries instead of fearing an outburst they need to anticipate it and prepare W for the next transition, if that’s what he struggles with. Poor kid will probably be relieved once it’s school time again and he has some calm again!!
She is a bellend ( the end ) 
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. They need help, but not for any kind of neuro diversity, for themselves as parents.
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