Property Boss #7 Property Boss is no more, wonder what the “real” Shielsy has in store?

[Weemaw21]

I go away for a couple of hours and come back to news of a wedding. This thread never fails to astound me

Me too… the last few pages are comedy gold

 

[weegin12]

12k I think. He’s done a TT about how it’s not the numbers that matters lol

I’m howling at the video aye ok Alan you don’t miss the 70k followers

 

[Rolandtherat]

Kerryann in a bridal tracksuit wi her stolen lips, right cunts whose wanted leathered UDA could be the band

Fkn UD40 mare like

 

[Scottishlassxox]

think she's wanting podgered aff the human knome?

Shes thirsty for an STD she should a jist wrote bring the boaby to me

 

[Rolandtherat]

I tried to ignore talk of those shenanigans…I’m having my dinner shortly
Big Shielsy needs to get full of it and give us something to talk about it. I’d even entertain abuse from mad Natalie to avoid this thread deteriorating further

I couldn't ignore it I was fkn traumatised having to read it had to get to the bottom of it and tbh im still none the wiser still canny believe these wee randy folk aw rate each other like do they ge each other stars does the person whos had the review wrote on them get to reply? Do they argue in the reviews like one says well im giving boaby 1 cause he didn't give me enough foreplay and boaby replies well I'd ge u no stars if I could cause yer fanny's like a punched lasagne? I need to fkn know

 

[Scottishlassxox]

I couldn't ignore it I was fkn traumatised having to read it had to get to the bottom of it and tbh im still none the wiser still canny believe these wee randy folk aw rate each other like do they ge each other stars does the person whos had the review wrote on them get to reply? Do they argue in the reviews like one says well im giving boaby 1 cause he didn't give me enough foreplay and boaby replies well I'd ge u no stars if I could cause yer fanny's like a punched lasagne? I need to fkn know

Awwww naw a canny cope they could be all arguing over pencil dicks and punched lasagne fannys stop the world a want aff

 

[weegin12]

I went on that Fab Swingers, don't hate me I've no had a date in five year so I'm chokin. I expected to be greeted by a bunch of beauties wanting the D. Turns out they are actually quite snobby and don't like the D, did you know they review each others profiles on how good a pump they are.

‘Pump advisor’

 

[Rolandtherat]

Awwww naw a canny cope they could be all arguing over pencil dicks and punched lasagne fannys stop the world a want aff

wee Betty in the reviews saying dont go near boabys boaby its like a mushroom sitting in a birds nest

 

[weegin12]

if I could give less than one star I would. Strange man who kept shouting ‘tik tok social media’ all the way through our encounter. Also asked me if I had any relatives in Poland or Edinburgh very strange indeed. Also wanted to do it in front of a mirror so he could admire himself and tell himself ‘he’s no a dafty’ Terrible experience, if I want to be bored for three minutes in future, I’ll watch the adverts.

 

[Rolandtherat]

if I could give less than one star I would. Strange man who kept shouting ‘tik tok social media’ all the way through our encounter. Also asked me if I had any relatives in Poland or Edinburgh very strange indeed. Also wanted to do it in front of a mirror so he could admire himself and tell himself ‘he’s no a dafty’ Terrible experience, if I want to be bored for three minutes in future, I’ll watch the adverts.

naw am deed at this

 

[weegin12]

naw am deed at this

This is a pretty accurate description of him in the bedroom I’d imagine

 

[Javier Arturo]

We You to , ya beaut

this comment wins the internet, fortnight ago Diane was worse than a dog rubbing its arse on the cream rug! Let’s not forget she shagged a married man all be it he was a creepy one.

love how D loves you all despite you correctly running her down for her pumping the property beast behind his wife’s back ffs

 

[Cass_25]

this comment wins the internet, fortnight ago Diane was worse than a dog rubbing its arse on the cream rug! Let’s not forget she shagged a married man all be it he was a creepy one.

love how D loves you all despite you correctly running her down for her pumping the property beast behind his wife’s back ffs

Would that be the married man who pretends he is separated from his partner / wife

 

[Noseyc@nt1980]

Would that be the married man who pretends he is separated from his partner / wife

And pretends the wife gave him a?horrendous life was an alky? Battered him

 

[Cass_25]

And pretends the wife gave him a?horrendous life was an alky? Battered him

had the poor soul walking on eggshells wouldn’t even let him watch the telly . Heartbreaking

 

[Noseyc@nt1980]

Would that be the married man who pretends he is separated from his partner / wife

The lassy admitted she was wrong and explained her case WELL. I'm woman enough to admit I was wrong and apologise. His own wife even forgave her. He's a narcissist a compulsive liar is really difficult to believe if he can fool someone for 27 year he can fool others for weeks months

 

[Tiredgranny72]

And pretends the wife gave him a?horrendous life was an alky? Battered him

And let her take the full force of the social media backlash without once defending her or her kids who also were being trolled by adults?

 

[pammypops]

this comment wins the internet, fortnight ago Diane was worse than a dog rubbing its arse on the cream rug! Let’s not forget she shagged a married man all be it he was a creepy one.

love how D loves you all despite you correctly running her down for her pumping the property beast behind his wife’s back ffs

Every one of us has apologised to Diane, we didn't know the right story ... we now know she was lied to and fucked over too

 

[Noseyc@nt1980]

had the poor soul walking on eggshells wouldn’t even let him watch the telly . Heartbreaking

Aye he's had a hard life certainly looks like it

 

[Cass_25]

The lassy admitted she was wrong and explained her case WELL. I'm woman enough to admit I was wrong and apologise. His own wife even forgave her. He's a narcissist a compulsive liar is really difficult to believe if he can fool someone for 27 year he can fool others for weeks months

aye I’m well aware, can keep up the act for over a year he’s a professional