My toddler got a report from nursery for saying “Jesus CHRIST Tracey!” at his teacher when she didn’t give him an extra biscuit at snack time.Hahahah I love that. I’ve got such a potty mouthneed to be careful when he gets older.
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Off topic, but I've been thinking of giving birth. I don't get how she'll get out of me! It's like buying a huge wardrobe at Ikea, building it on the street and then expecting it to go through the front door to the living room 
Why did I want this so bad
Why did I want this so bad
Oh my god guys, I need to ask you all a question..
The last 2 afternoons/evenings I have been hit by a sudden flash of the shits
Yesterday I had a couple of moments in the afternoon that were a bit like ‘ooof, better nip to the loo’, which happened maybe 3 times until bed time.
Then today I’ve been fine all day until halfway through my dinner I felt my stomach groan and I honestly thought I might violently tit myself on the sofa with my spag bol in my lap
Other than that I feel totally fine - feels like baby has been quite active so I assumed maybe she was kicking/squeezing/pressing on something but I’m debating whether I should ring the midwife tomorrow and just check I don’t need to be worried? Has anyone else had this?
The last 2 afternoons/evenings I have been hit by a sudden flash of the shits
Yesterday I had a couple of moments in the afternoon that were a bit like ‘ooof, better nip to the loo’, which happened maybe 3 times until bed time.
Then today I’ve been fine all day until halfway through my dinner I felt my stomach groan and I honestly thought I might violently tit myself on the sofa with my spag bol in my lap
Other than that I feel totally fine - feels like baby has been quite active so I assumed maybe she was kicking/squeezing/pressing on something but I’m debating whether I should ring the midwife tomorrow and just check I don’t need to be worried? Has anyone else had this?
@Jellybean093 — little baby bum is BURNED on my brain. It’s all littlepotato would watch when we went to America. There’s a certain wheels on the bus one (the London bus at night!) that if I close my eyes, I’m literally in america again!
Erm...... they are the best & funniest little shits you'll ever come across
A few weeks ago I had a bad belly all of a sudden and baby was very active. I think she turned from breach to head down. I was fine all day and fine after so I put it down to being churned up. Not sure if it’s a thingOh my god guys, I need to ask you all a question..
The last 2 afternoons/evenings I have been hit by a sudden flash of the shits
Yesterday I had a couple of moments in the afternoon that were a bit like ‘ooof, better nip to the loo’, which happened maybe 3 times until bed time.
Then today I’ve been fine all day until halfway through my dinner I felt my stomach groan and I honestly thought I might violently tit myself on the sofa with my spag bol in my lap
Other than that I feel totally fine - feels like baby has been quite active so I assumed maybe she was kicking/squeezing/pressing on something but I’m debating whether I should ring the midwife tomorrow and just check I don’t need to be worried? Has anyone else had this?
Mine is hairy I will show you now so you can all not be sad about your hair #noshame xI keep thinking my belly looks hairy but it’s not dark hair. I think where the belly is more exaggerated the downy hair looks more pronounced
Because once they’re out, you forget and then go on to have moreOff topic, but I've been thinking of giving birth. I don't get how she'll get out of me! It's like buying a huge wardrobe at Ikea, building it on the street and then expecting it to go through the front door to the living room
Why did I want this so bad
My sons speech is quite slow, but it has taught him colours and shapes today (even though I talk to him all the time about everything), so I can’t say no and we have watched it a further 10 times since
He refuses to watch any of the other baby bums
I’ve waxed mine but as you can see it’s kind of back and now I cba to keep doing it
Daft question- how can you tell? I don’t know if mines had them or not I don’t know what I’m feeling for
You’d definitely know if it’s hiccups. It will be the same jerky movement and then it’ll just stop. It’s like adults having hiccups but in the bellyDaft question- how can you tell? I don’t know if mines had them or not I don’t know what I’m feeling for
I think that is hilariousMy toddler got a report from nursery for saying “Jesus CHRIST Tracey!” at his teacher when she didn’t give him an extra biscuit at snack time.
my step son has said something worse he said he doesn’t want a ‘bleeping donut’OMGtoddlers are so brutal, I can’t understand how they go from being sweet little babies to the devil incarnate but god are they funny and it’s so brilliant to see them become proper little people! Mine makes me laugh (and tear my hair out) daily!
we’re just heading out of toddler (nearing 4 now) but his favourite sayings are ‘for fucks sake’ ‘bloody hell’ and ‘you’re a bugger’
his friend dropped a crisp on the floor, he looked at me, hand on hip, shook his head huffed and went ‘that’s bloody disgusting’
mine used to say bloody hell and Jesus Christ, luckily she grew out of it but occasionally will say for Christ sake! You’re a bugger had me howling Tbf these nursery teachers need to be toldI think that is hilarious
My son had a speech delay but Little Baby Bum did help, and dare I say it… Blippi.Because once they’re out, you forget and then go on to have more
My sons speech is quite slow, but it has taught him colours and shapes today (even though I talk to him all the time about everything), so I can’t say no and we have watched it a further 10 times since
He refuses to watch any of the other baby bums
Husband wants to say that littlepotato has been known to shout SAKE as a replacement to Christ Sake. He also tells husband to “go away, I just want to live with mummy”
Checking out Blippi tomorrow, thank you! He really needs nursery or preschool, but it’s so expensive
little potato sounds amazing
Oooh okay, she was breach at our scan on Friday and I’ve felt lots of rolling and twitching since so maybe she’s just spinning aroundA few weeks ago I had a bad belly all of a sudden and baby was very active. I think she turned from breach to head down. I was fine all day and fine after so I put it down to being churned up. Not sure if it’s a thing
At first I couldn’t tell either but the past few weeks it’s so obvious that it is. It’s like someone’s got hiccups in your belly haha no kick or hit just a jerk or jump every like 8 seconds for a good few minutes.Daft question- how can you tell? I don’t know if mines had them or not I don’t know what I’m feeling for
Yeah still breech annoyingly! Yeah I'm ok, just tired and anxious. Thank you for asking
He knows now the ‘F’ word is a ‘naughty’ word and tells anyone off who says itOMG
it’s now replaced with bloody hell or ‘this bloody thing?!’ Like a little old man. Had my parents for dinner on Sunday and the cat jumped up on the table and he went ‘she’s such a bugger’ to my dad - Status