Women calling their friends "wifey".
Adulting.
Winning at life.
This one.
I hate people referring to Wednesdays as "humpdays" too. Infact I did not know what a hump day was for a very long time!
If you know, you know. (I was arguing with a woman in real life who used a Mrs Hinch catchphrase
then threatened to smash my face in)
Hinching.
Get me on that plane. (Usually accompanied with a screenshot of a countdown to a holiday)
Take me back. (It could be a holiday they went on last bloody week for crying out loud)
Wine O Clock.
Anyone younger than 60 using the word "narf" ie. "It was narf hot out there". Alot of people my age use it in this town which I find bizarre and out of place on a young'un. Old ladyship slang.
Revival of what I call old "roadman" slang which was used 20+ years ago and now used by northern town kids entirely out of it's original context.