Sense check 
aka give me a chance to figure this the f*ck out.
aka give me a chance to figure this the f*ck out.
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Kill him. Now
I feel I should read this fred right from the beginning, but obvs havent as far too lazy! But so agree with so many of you. "This one" in reference to child/friend/lover/cat/dog etc should be instantly banned.
People who explain something then keep saying “if that makes sense”. If that makes sense? 
“Triggered/triggering” etc. It bloody well triggers me!
“Triggered/triggering” etc. It bloody well triggers me!
People, especially on fb, talking about a flu jag
Any business speak that makes me feel like I'm on below deck:
Let's run it up the flag pole
Is everyone on board?
That's on my radar
Let's run it up the flag pole
Is everyone on board?
That's on my radar
you should start replying "aye aye captain"
Early adopters
Most tech speak is a bit toe curling but they just keep spewing more crap talk (as I call it) at us
Most tech speak is a bit toe curling but they just keep spewing more crap talk (as I call it) at us
I used to have a boss that liked to use wanky American sayings in meetings, me and my colleague used to play secret ‘buzzword bingo’
One year I got him in secret Santa so I bought him a word of the day calendar. He genuinely loved it though
Yep and nope.
So cocky and smug - either vocalised or in messages
So cocky and smug - either vocalised or in messages
Low key- “I low key want to go”
Oooh this is a good one. It drives me nuts
“And just like that…”
“And baby makes three ”
Referring to older children as “my babies”
“And baby makes three ”
Referring to older children as “my babies”
Fell pregnant
Likewise ‘we are pregnant’
Those boards that people use to introduce their new baby like “hi im *insert name*
People who say ‘bless’, or ‘bless you’ all the time. Stop blessing everything Denise, you’re not the Pope.
i always hated it but I didn’t know how much until Alexandra Burke said it on factor
This reminds of a news item I read a while back.
Two good time girls had gone back to a guys' house. They had done what they needed to do and apparently one slept on the sofa and the other one somewhere else. Anyhow sometime during the night the one on the sofa wakes up to find the guy inside here. Obviously she complained and he was charged with rape.
His defence, he was going to the bathroom, and he tripped and fell.
I suppose, that is how someone "falls pregnant".
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