This is specific and possibly graphic, but I HATE do/did a poo/wee!! It comes up a surprising amount of times. I read a thread about work toilets and there were so many comments like this ‘I hate doing a big wee when someone can hear’ ‘I can’t do a poo at work’ ‘if I need to do a wee at work I wait until no one is around’ argh it just sounds so juvenile and weird to me. I suppose I am too delicate, I prefer euphemisms or if you HAVE to say it, use ‘have/go for a wee’. Worst ever was on a mumsnet when someone wrote ‘I have only ever done a cack when my husband is at home once’