Poppy Adams #36 Queer Eye for the Straight Lie

[Diddikins]

She must have realised that someone who is a trained carer would benefit her more.

 

[muffintop13]

Poppy epitomises the reason Coco Chanel said “before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off”. Her latest reel shows how truly terrible she is at styling. The skirt is lovely, the blue tshirt is just about acceptable with it, but the addition of a denim jacket, denim cap, vile yellow sunglasses, cheap cream Uniqlo bag and massive chunky black sandals is just NO. The colourful dress is bad enough on its own but it looks HIDEOUS with the white waistcoat. She just has no idea!

 

[verucca_salt]

The latest video (of her lipsyncing) is just SO cringe for a 31 year old adult to do. Embarrassing.

 

[ekl2000]

I accidentally tried on a pair of trousers the wrong way round and immediately felt like poppy doing her ‘accommodate the apron’ hack 🫠🫠🫠

 

[Eastlondoner]

Such a compliment though ‘ I’ve got a candle which smells of sweaty bollocks that reminds me of you’

 

[Wildrosesez]

I'm just catching up with the QA, so does poppy have a partner? God I wish she'd mentioned that....

You have to really pay attention as it’s such a brief reference but yes I think she might do. Not sure tho. She’s been so low key about it all.

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Wonder if she will actually answer any of these. She seems to put a q&a up every couple of months then never mentions it again. Who's gonna be asking her how HB does their heavy lifting to be able to locate Poppys lady bits. And relationships? Thought she wanted to keep that private? Well when it suits her. She's so contradictory.

 

[RoundTheTwist]

When is this whale going to tell us why she can now eat so much food after having her stomach shrunk? Sharing yet another massive portion of food and making it as rich as possible. She can't even do simple salmon and veg healthy, has to smother it in stuff.

As for saying she loves a masculine smell, and the candle smelling 'manly' reminded her of her partner. Who does not identify as masculine or feminine I thought was actually quite insensitive of her and she should be promoting their gender preferences not referring to them as masculine or male.

 

[Rnttfl]

What's the bit that says "if they wanted to they would" would what poppy?? You probably made them feel like they had to come and see you with no doubt messaging to say how stressy and depressy you are without your carer.

Equally, if she wanted to she would. She doesn't have a job, whats stopping her

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

The candle reminds her of her partner? Smells like a man, love that masculine scent? Like what

Got to keep up that pretence that the HB has got a cock!

 

[ekl2000]

A dish for Finger-Rings

Pre fingering ritual

 

[RoundTheTwist]

That burger face pic is so disrespectful. Why does pythag even feel the need to post it at all? I feel like she is just humiliating them not hiding their identity for privacy. I mean why a burger? Pythag needs a smack to the bucked teef.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Obvi the partner gets the scraps. Just another load of pics where she speaks down to her partner. 'Here is the shirt I bought them' 'my partner just loves watching me' 'my partner eats what I don't want'. Every post she does 'celebrating' her Carer love, she should really just title it 'me, myself and I'. She seems to get a kick out of humiliating them to make her obnoxious self feel better.

Tried both and picked my favourite then my partner had the other… fuck off! She’s such a fucking cunt but then HB isn’t much better for allowing her to continue to treat them like that!

 

[Elmoo]

The airport hug is so sad looks like strangers hugging

The receptionist at the hospital got closer to me when I cried last week than these 2 lovers get in a hug. So odd

 

[Diddikins]

Any time they have physical contact it looks so weird! Maybe MNPHBP is one of those people who gets awkward on camera so the poses look odd but I still think it’s a sexless relationship.

You’re so right. There appears to be no chemistry between them. The salt and pepper shaker people have more sexual chemistry than these two.

 

[RenegadeMaster80]

They're both as equally sickening and deluded and grimey looking. Makes me wanna vom.

I always think this. Like they both look like they smell of damp clothes and both need a hot shower in detol!!!!

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Also very confused (not as confused as Pythag) that within a few seconds she both described herself a pansexual and a gay woman. How can that be? Again, as someone said previously I am happy to be educated. But my understanding is pansexual is you are attracted to the person regardless of gender and gay is you are attracted to the same gender as yourself. Does this mean that she perceives her partner as female even if MNP sees themselves as non binary? Can you respectfully do that? Or is that a complete disregard of someone's gender preference?

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Obvi the partner gets the scraps. Just another load of pics where she speaks down to her partner. 'Here is the shirt I bought them' 'my partner just loves watching me' 'my partner eats what I don't want'. Every post she does 'celebrating' her Carer love, she should really just title it 'me, myself and I'. She seems to get a kick out of humiliating them to make her obnoxious self feel better.

 

[RoundTheTwist]

A dish for Finger-Rings

 

[CrapEars]

I can’t imagine that Poppy send similar texts to the Backpack. All of hers are probably links to things the HBP has to buy for Poppy.