Poppy Adams #36 Queer Eye for the Straight Lie

[Wildrosesez]

“Never get easier”
She looks pretty chuffed to me

 

[Loubell83]

So that coming out video she’s done for her managements page…
She says she toyed with her sexuality for years in regards to is she bi/pan pansexual…erm did she not solely chase and talk about dick for years?
Also a Q&A about 2 years ago when she said she would never date a woman?

Total bullshit from Poppy to make it suit her current situation.
I think I’d have more respect if she said she’d always dated guys but when she met HNP she felt attracted to them as a person then trying to act like she’s always fancied different genders.
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Also, I’m so crap with terminology but at the end of the video she says she’s a gay woman.
I thought a gay woman was only attracted to woman (as her partner is non binary I wouldn’t think this is correct?)
I thought if she said pan sexual or even queer it would be more correct?
Happy to be corrected, I love being educated on these things

 

[Weezaweeza]

She's got her little rainbow in her bio too...

OF COURSE she has - if anybody is going to make being queer their whole personality it’s our Pops

 

[Diddikins]

If anyone wasn’t convinced she wants people to think that FE is a man, those candle stories will do it.
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In fact, she’s got a fucking cheek posting about “PRIDE” etc when she’s hiding her partner and trying to make people think they are a biological male who is non binary. Thats really not in the spirit of pride at all.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

It will never not baffle me that she can make an entire leg disappear

 

[Wildrosesez]

Oof, that foundation makes the bald spot look so much worse. She should fake tan her scalp or something…

 

[RoundTheTwist]

I just can't believe this person is in her 30s and posting this shite. She needs to grow up, get a life, get a hobby that isn't eating and do something with herself. Her whole existence is a waste of time. Nothing to show for it, nothing to her name. Just waddling through life.

 

[PsychoKitty]

Where do I even start?

Her hair like Richard O'Brians in Rocky Horror.

 

[RoundTheTwist]

How is her partner now looking larger than Poppy? Has she been feeding them up with all these bakes so Poppy can feel smaller?

Also Poppy 'proudly' showing her partner to celebrate pride. Oh no wait.....

 

[GiftedNotFree]

New thread. Title that had the most votes by @Loobloo perfectly timed too, now that it’s June aka Pride month. Or should that be Poppy month, now that she’s dating someone that uses they/them pronouns

I can’t be bothered doing an update because now that she’s in a relationship, she is super boring and no longer seems to go on nights out or do much of anything, except eat or bake / make food.

For anyone new, HB / FE is what her partner is most often referred to in the threads.

 

[Furnessian]

“We girls shouldn’t be embarrassed about masturbation”

Who is? It’s 2024, no one is embarrassed by it but there are some things we maybe don’t want to discuss with our parents, let alone do stories about what power tools we use, you mad bastard

 

[SheLeft]

I've just read this and burst out laughing

I can picture it now - both of them eating breakfast bao buns, dribbling egg all over themselves and HBP mopping it up from the creases
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[Loubell83]

I do think it’s possible that anyone can fall for a person regardless of gender and identity but we all know Poppy is doing this for attention and as soon as some beardy short king comedian-type comes along swinging his dick, she will be back to men.

Totally agree, I think sexuality is a spectrum however it’s the disingenuous acting like she’s struggled with her sexuality which I don’t believe.
I wish she just said she fell for her partner because they were amazing and it was regardless of gender.
I just think she’s talking bollocks

 

[RoundTheTwist]

So, has Ploppy been reading here, or is she just THAT predictable (sorry, I mean “legendary”. Self-proclaimed of course)?

The only reason she eye rolls at the thought of men is because she couldn't get one

 

[Diddikins]

She’s just said plans are in place for them to move into together.

“but who will be moving? I don’t know. I do know” *smug face*

We all know that FE will have to uproot their whole life to go and care for Poppy. Let’s not pretend that there’s any possibility of Poppy not getting her own way. Poppy says Jump, HBP says how high.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

I don’t agree with not honouring someone’s chosen pronouns but I do agree that Poppy calling her partner “IT” is fucking horrendous.

 

[Wildrosesez]

You know, sometimes people can have too much imagination

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Throw flour and find the damp spot

Probably create a cake with all that yeast and heat sorry, made myself gip writing that.

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

I just can't believe this person is in her 30s and posting this shite. She needs to grow up, get a life, get a hobby that isn't eating and do something with herself. Her whole existence is a waste of time. Nothing to show for it, nothing to her name. Just waddling through life.

I know we are a while off a new thread title but ‘Poppy Adams: get a hobby that isn't eating’ would be a cracker

 

[rogueapostrophe]

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think I’d prefer to just not be in the picture rather than standing half out of frame with a burger covering my face but that’s just me

lol at Poppy wearing an “Adidas training” tee shirt. What’s she training for? The Breakfast Bao Olympics?
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“Never get easier”
She looks pretty chuffed to me

It’s the kind of hug you give to the Aunt You Don’t Like at the twice yearly family gathering