Poppy Adams #35 Poppy’s still hiding FE, hoping we won't know she's not getting the D

[shamkkzze]

I don’t think I’ve ever come across someone that appears so insufferable. God forbid her partner order something they like and want to eat without Poppy judging them and thinking she could order something better for them. My boyfriend could order a bowl of chips at a Michelin star restaurant and I wouldn’t give a flying fuck as long as he enjoyed them.

 

[RoundTheTwist]

The hand to hand reel with 'my partner' doesn't quite have the same effect as when you can actually see them and not just their hand. Honestly what was the point in that post, she's hilariously desperate to make sure everyone knows she is not alone in life and that she has someone.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Poppy Adams aka Big Russ Thompson from Honey I Shrunk the Kids

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Her new post.....

1. That dress is £245 ! WTAF ....... !!!!!
2. She has no bra on because the shirring holds the gals up - errrr no it doesn't and if you were a genuine GG you would absolutely need a bra ...
3. Who describes themselves as - honestly if she could she'd eat herself - poor 'my partner' was just there to take the pics !!

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

The look on her face. She can't even bring herself to kiss them. Her mouth is as firmly closed as if someone tried to feed her a salad.

 

[Not.today.brenda]

Fixed it for you Poppy.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

What in the J R Hartley is that 'gilet'.... why does she think this is a good look ? Maybe 'my partner' is going to take Poppy fishing !!!

 

[Scragbags]

weird platonic needy barnacles.

This needs to be the next thread title

 

[GiftedNotFree]

 

[Loubell83]

Of course Poppy waits until pride month to make a song and dance about her new relationship with a pride flag to match.
Couldn’t have just had a coming out post any other time eh?
All for engagement and content

 

[hereorthere]

Can we give another shout out to whoever called them Kevin and Perry because it still cracks me up and it’s SO ACCURATE!!!

 

[LilToes]

Seen this on another thread and thought it was very fitting for Poppy and the HBP

 

[Diddikins]

The fact she thinks she’s a size 20

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What in the Amish peasant is this outfit?!

 

[Cantturn222]

Your not that annoying couple who match holiday clothes
You are simply THAT ANNOYING COUPLE ...

 

[lady03]

I’m sure that’s Jess’s skirt

 

[Diddikins]

Cannot get over the amount of time she's spending in Edinburgh

I truly believe it’s because of HB. She couldn’t keep away from Essex when she was single. I think she likes that they have to make an effort to travel to see her - “look how much my partner loves me, they travel to Edinburgh all the time to see me!!!” Because if you were like Poppy, and had a flexible job (aka no real job) or responsibilities, would you not want to spend as much time as you could in the place where your partner, who does have a job, was?

This has to be the longest she’s spent in Edinburgh for at least a year.

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

Not in this pic.. here's the real Poppy

Complete with football results notification so we think it's a bloke.

 

[Not.today.brenda]

It's like 2 different people. The real size 26 poppy and the size 18/20 poppy that she tries to convince herself (and her followers) she is.

Obviously couldn't photoshop the fuck out of the real Poppy pic.

Also the My Partner after everything wreaks desperation. 'The hiccup at the end' would have sufficed but no it had to be My Partner. Sad sad Poppy.

 

[Diddikins]

Poppy is a madcap chaotic kerrrrraaaayyyyzeee gally. She can’t be expected to do mundane things like post items that she’s selling online.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

I’m predicting that she gets all ‘loved up’ on holiday rosé and does a ‘hard launch’ this week

We’ve all seen HB’s face before Poppy Jong Un demanded they make their Insta profile private and never show their face or speak in public!