View attachment 2074120Recap (from.what I can remember)
She got a tattoo of a penis on her arm,
although it might have a Lord of the Rings tattoo, either way it looked like a cock!
Lots of GRWMs that she never actually wore out of the house, instead choosing to wear the bobbly woollen skirt and clumpy shoes out to nice restaurants/afternoon tea with her mum/nights out/supermarkets etc
Her hair looks like it's been fried to death,
Brad cleary hates her as he sabotages her hair at every given opportunity.
Like a 14 year old girl with birthday money, our Pops loves to treat herself to perfume, shoes, handbags and twenty different ingredients to make a sandwich for instagram (but not a decent fitting bra), spending what must amount to over a thousand pounds in a few short months, but claimed that the Scottish Coop was too expensive.
Poppy is still desirable to all mankind, love that for her (especially the short kings
) sheās hinted at least twice to having S.E.X over the last couple of months with random men, and needs to learn the difference between cystitis and thrush and STIās.
She went to a Lizzo concert with PLT and lots of other plus size influuuuuenzeers, wearing a pink corset with the remains of a pink emu on the cuffs and resurrected her denim skirt for the occasion, she claimed to have had so much to drink that at 3am she posted that she was back home eating and couldnāt see straight, implying she was very drunk, yet a mere 5 hours later she had driven herself to Macdonalds in her mums car because she had to have porridge.
She seems to eat and drink high calorie food in large portions, leading us to believe that her WLS is well and truly f*cked.
Sheās been at her mum and dads in Essex more than her flat in Edinburgh (which is where she claims her heart truly is, although her big arse clearly aināt).
Sheās started following and liking ADHD pages, prompting some to think a diagnosis might be on the cards, a trend which is currently popular trend on TikTok and insta (donāt come for me, I am neurodiverse myself and this trend pisses me off no end)
Hope Iāve remembered this all correctly, please feel free to put me right if not
looking forward to the next thread with you guys x