Iโm not sure what description I like best; popped balloon chuff or singing detective fanny 
Poppy Adams #22 Another WLS fails,still can't keep the males. Can that be cropped,insta huns tell us tales
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To answer her question : rub with methylated spirits, hot sauce and fresh nettles 3 times a day. It's a good start.Tell me youโre trying to make it look like youโre a sex goddess without telling me!
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emoji doesn't cut it. This just had me wheezing with laughter 
It is half past 1...I'm sure by now at least 2 men have already declared their love for her and one of them has obviously wanted to get all up in the vag rash. Love that for her!
If I ever start a band I'm stealing these namesIโm not sure what description I like best; popped balloon chuff or singing detective fanny
The dungaree reel, is she wearing a seat belt extender as a belt?! Fashion queen Pops strikes again. Absolutely dying at this thread already
"Get ready for the day with me"
Is she pretending she has a reason to get dressed today? Alright Poppy, we believe you.
Dungarees are a strange choice for when you have, by your own admission, something wrong with your taco
Is she pretending she has a reason to get dressed today? Alright Poppy, we believe you.
Dungarees are a strange choice for when you have, by your own admission, something wrong with your taco
she really has some damn fine camera skills as her top half looks really small in that dungaree reel, like size 16 small!
Is that a belt or a bag strap? What the actual duck?
We see what you did there poppy. Bopo
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I think that is genuinely the worst dressed I've ever seen her. So many issues with this. The belt is literally a suitcase strap. The trainers are hideous. They look like they smell like a man's changing room in the 80s. The dungarees (I love L&Y) do not suit her shape and are not 2 sizes too big you cheeky cow poppy, the material is only just getting up over your arse. Why all the shades of green ?! That bag, that top and those shoes do not match and the brown hat if your hair down ?! What was that to match with?! What an absolutely hideous outfit. Was that purely to say she wore something from Peacocks ?!?! Seen as how she is literally taking the pee out of their partnership buy wearing zero she is given by them
The dungarees maybe are too big on the top half but she needs that size for her stomach that hangs to her knees. Everyone's body is different, I get that. And there will be other people that look like her but what really grinds my gears is the constant screaming of LOVE YOURSELF whilst actively trying to conceal what she really looks like.
When she said they were two sizes too big 
I actually laughed out loud. The delusions are strong with her! They look like they fit just fine and she can actually move in them.
What she actually means is she had to buy them in a size 26 because thatโs all the stock they had and usually she likes to squeeze herself into stretchy / oversized clothes as size 20/22.
I actually laughed out loud. The delusions are strong with her! They look like they fit just fine and she can actually move in them.What she actually means is she had to buy them in a size 26 because thatโs all the stock they had and usually she likes to squeeze herself into stretchy / oversized clothes as size 20/22.
Maaaan, that Pracocks-haul is quite cringe I have to say. Itโs as credible as a TV-advert, and totally in the same spirit.
What in the dipsy from tellytubbies is that GRWM?! So many wrongs
surely if shellybebs can make her own dresses she could tailor those dungarees to fit and at least adjust the length so she doesnโt have to roll them up so aggressively
surely if shellybebs can make her own dresses she could tailor those dungarees to fit and at least adjust the length so she doesnโt have to roll them up so aggressively
Sheโs so obsessed with this โart teacherโ look sheโs always warbling on about, no poppy. You donโt look like a crazy art teacher, you look like a twitโฆ
I have never in my life kicked my leg back like that when checking my outfit in a mirror. She's does it every time she turns to the side.....really tickles me. Could make a shot game out of it
Absolutely clueless- zero style ! And her ratty hair just tops of the whole mess of a look!
It's to distract from her body shape.
All the insta twats do that kicky leg thing, wish I'd never noticed it, it makes my eye twitch with rage
Prize bellend WhatLauraLoves does it but then so does my ten year old niece when she sends little videos of her new outfits. It's just a thing. An annoying thing, but a thing. Can't blame Poppy for every awful trend. She is still a bleep though.
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