Perhaps she was stood upHang on a minute, wasn’t she just going out?
Perhaps she was stood upHang on a minute, wasn’t she just going out?
“Lives in squalor” definitely a match for ol Poppy!!!This could be Poppy’s!
Errrr ...How's about its a whole load of made up bollocks, she is sooo far up her own lying arse it's hilarious!Does anyone else think that the whole ‘ I said to him what you going to call me, fat??’ And then he acted really shocked and was like ‘ no?!’ Is just a way for her to try and convince everyone she’s not fat, and other people in real life don’t think she’s fat at all ?? Her confidence man… I don’t get it
That’s some photoshop skills!This just shows how much of a catfish she is.
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Oh she's absolutely unhappy with herself and all the made up stories are lies she tells herself because the reality of what she has done to and continues to do to her body are probably really hard for her to face.That’s some photoshop skills!
she’s clearly unhappy with herself And I sometimes fell sorry her then it wears off and I stop feelingsorry for all the insta bints
And the fact she expects us to believe she RAN ! She never walks anywhere let alone runs!Plus Poppy, drunk Poppy is not hilarious running into a car and hitting your head off the wing mirror is not even slightly funny at 30 and neither was the fat comment
I listen to them purely so I can play Poppy Adams "things that never happened" shot bingo. 3 stories in and I'm usually wankered or somewhat close toHonestly I wish I had even half of Poppy’s confidence I could NEVER post those sort of photos on the internet
Am I the only one who never sits through Poppy’s talking stories? I just tap tap tap until they’re over. I’ve ever seen someone talk so much tit
I wondered if she was taking breaks to think of what to say next in her made up storyIf she did say to that lad 'you going to call me fat now?' It just screams insecurity.
It's obviously at the back of her mind and its a sort of say it before they do and it won't hurt as much. He probably wasn't even thinking it to be fair
Also the only person to find that hilarious is you poppy. Ive never known anyone have to take so many laughing breaks whilst telling a shite story
They are reliable. They've been around for years here but before they were called Taxify.I love that she said Bolt is “super reliable” even though they’ve just launched so how on earth could she possibly say whether or not they’re reliable
She’s just stood next to a random car, not the one she’s pretended she orderedThat Bolt ad would have been filmed days before as they will have had to approve it and I can guarantee there was no car waiting for her outside and she didn’t leave the flat
She is so unbearable and seems so much more manic than usual. Her stories are just one big Jackanory session!