Phoebe Court @swfeebs #2 Want a lecture? You're in the right place, brace yourself for a boob in the face

[Chunkymunky]

Can I just ask why it's funny? It's just a chair in the waiting room regardless of the type of chair?
Not sure if I'm missing something

If you look it’s hugeeeeee, just made me chuckle. No hidden joke xx

 

[antisocialmedia]

Would you like to check my whole post history?
I certainly not phoebe. I’m a 29 year old married woman from County Durham. I’ll give you my address if you like


obviously if you agree with women’s birthrights you’re phoebe


Specifically about women’s birth rights!! I couldn’t care less that you slag off her looks and her ‘ginger tits’ but women’s birth rights are a different level

I knew you were northern when you said 'like'

But isn't Jimbos family from up here too, I'm sure they are

Can we get back to feeling sick and tired of Mick smugnall and her ginger nips?

Cheers.

Imagine having bright orange nipples, she's so strange

 

[antisocialmedia]

If anytime is a time to decide to stop breast feeding now is not it. Shops are running out of formula because of corona virus and the little evidence that they have from this new virus shows that if you're breast feeding you make the antibodies for the virus for your baby so I can totally understand her continuing to breast feed. This seems the easiest option over rugby tackling a mom bulk buying formula

If the doctor says the child needs formula, and there is none in shops, can it be prescribed for a baby who may have malnutrition?

 

[antisocialmedia]

I do believe this page is a place for people to say their opinions on her. I have never said good things about her.

ah but I’m the proper north, think parmos and chips and gravy

Stockton?

You know, I couldn't care less if you were feebs or not but...
It's getting boring now. Can we just move on and have more Mick puns please.



This is my absolute favourite, I'm still laughing now and it's 2 weeks old!

You love my wit

 

[Sammysox10]

She’s back!

 

[justfortonight]

Wonder what’s caused her ‘hard day’ today

 

[Disneylover]

Pumping isn’t a true indication of supply so I hope she’s not imagining that no milk on the pump equals none in the breast. The mums I’ve dealt with often don’t know this.

But Phoebe knows everything there is to know about boobin

 

[Nohairdontcare]

Stockton?


You love my wit

Close! Very close

 

[Nohairdontcare]

Who the frick has time to post so many bloody links and affiliates and ad’s 12 days in with a newborn and a toddler....go spend time with your kids

Also, I’m sorry but why would you post a link to a steriliser you haven’t even tried yet



You don’t need to sterilise breastmilk bottles or pumps...breast milk is sterile it’s only powder you need to sterilise for.

Surely the queen of breastfeeding should know this

I always thought you had to sterilise everything that baby will put in their mouth?

 

[You better werk]

She will be advised against a home birth because of her bmi, she can have one if she wants to but it'd be against medical advice.

 

[Sven]

I am also wondering what the heck this kids name is going to be..

 

[sozhunzz]

I was thinking maybe a plane? Boeing? Or a boat- Cunard?! Vesper, Herbie and Cunard......that works for me!

I think it’s a definite contender for the next one

 

[antisocialmedia]

My partner suggested us trying Gusto the other day saying his mate had a code a firm no thanks
Feebs and Fopperholic never mention the syns either, so what are they promoting?

They are very fatty, the meals that is

 

[Zozo74]

She just cannot accept the fact that it was a medical intervention that turned the baby. All that hypnobirthing is utter bollocks.

She is DE-luded !!!!!!!

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

Maybe being on a par with Martin Lewis it’s a fakey fakey no makey from Warren James or TJC!

 

[You better werk]

If the doctor says the child needs formula, and there is none in shops, can it be prescribed for a baby who may have malnutrition?

As far as I'm aware Dr's only prescribe formula for underlying medical issues e.g lactose intolerant babies. So I have no idea how people are to manage if they formula feed given that shelves are being cleared of supplies. As they are pretty much all the same despite being branded differently people need to just buy what is available for them dependent on age of baby.

 

[WhatABore]

Isn't it Jim's first day back?

 

[Oneforthemoney]

I didn't say explicitly say she was neglectful I asked if it would be seen as such if she does not try to top his feeds up

Yes you're totally right, I didn't read the bit you had quoted properly.

 

[antisocialmedia]

Her surname is court isn’t it and his is Halliday? Unless it’s her brothers wife? (Does she have a brother? )

Katie is married, so I assume so

 

[antisocialmedia]

Need a new thread guys