Phoebe Court @swfeebs #2 Want a lecture? You're in the right place, brace yourself for a boob in the face

[McPishFlaps]

maybe it’s the first trimester nausea, but I definitely gagged when she said ‘opening like a flower’. Bugger off Feebz, I don’t want the mental image of my your ginger flower thanks very much

Ginge minge

 

[Curtaintwitcher]

For the love of god whhhhy doesn’t she clean her smudged mascara off her face before she leaves the house

 

[Lauz2427]

The 73 you’ve already shared with us this week not enough eh feebs love?!

 

[WhatABore]

Doesn't have time to post to her actual Instagram... Unless it's a #Ad

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Don’t spend that precious time worrying about posting pictures of your boobs all over Instagram !! Just enjoy your beautiful children x

This.... absolutely this.....

 

[Oneforthemoney]

You can do ebm top ups

Yes you're right, I was just irritated by someone saying she was neglectful by struggling breastfeeding ! Also on her stories looks like she's pumping on top of feeding so likely ebm top ups. Good luck to her.

 

[antisocialmedia]

She's setting it too high for herself too!

That's true, she will crumble

 

[Instafamous1]

I am actually crying at ‘Hucknall’

 

[Mumof3&wifeof1]

My friend went to buy one of these and she was advised not to as they shouldn’t be used in the lie flat position in the car

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

SHE looks quite frumpy and middle aged today

 

[WhatABore]

Supermum’s Admitted she’s finding it hard then going from 1 to 2.

Even then the only reason she has said so is because she hasn't been able to just sit with the new baby all day and take it in

 

[Chunkymunky]

Is anyone else secretly hoping the new baby is a terrible sleeper just to wipe that smug look off her gob

She’s so adamant that now she’s got a routine for V the baby WILL follow suit to a t

 

[Huffchug]

As if she’s been gifted one of those lie flat car seats to pram things from Maxi Cosy

Surely she’s got a perfectly good buggy and car seat from having vesper

Herbie is proving a real cash cow and he’s barely a month old

She still has the car seat from when Vesper was born but come on, this is feebs, she ain’t letting Herb have hand-me-downs when she’s got insta to beg on

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

It’s not One Born my love. And if you end up with an emergency section there will be no chance

 

[Anotherct]

Did I read right, that she’s always worked in her parents signage company aswell as SW? She kept that quiet

 

[WomenAreFromVenus]

In all seriousness do you think everything is ok? Seems a bit odd now...

 

[Blondetech]

She’s blocked me she asked on stories if people want more SW content and I replied saying not from a consultant who doesn’t even pretend tonfollow the plan....

Oh no. Poor you. How will you cope without the constant bump and later boob photos ??

 

[Stickytoffeepudding]

I’m sorry but would I bollox want to buy a lunchbox from the co-op it’s the north’s version of Waitrose especially at £4.80!! Save £1.20 that’s a shit saving and god feebs your so relatable with all this money talk. Just shove it all in a bloody backpack in some sandwich bags ffs.
And no one asks where you get your lunchbox from they sell them ones everywhere.

 

[Karliz]

They will probably give him a really normal name, how are you going to top Vesper? you don't want two kids hating you in later life because of the names you've saddled them with

 

[Chunkymunky]

Does she really have to video an intimate moment? Her son having his milk? Yes it's natural but come on...... Next she will be posting a video of how he was conceived.

Now that’s something I never want to picture