Phoebe Court #9 SW in her name is pure deceit, only content you’ll find is grim flaky feet

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MamaD

If you can’t walk your family pet and give them away then why buy some chickens! FFS!
 
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Tatty44

She's dreaming of she thinks chickens are as easy as feed and water and collect eggs. I'm sure she will love cleaning chicken sh!t. Definitely it annoys her not being married. I find the whole family dynamics strange.
 
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Lauz2427

Least she hasn’t got to walk these pets the lazy bitch.
Wonder how many reels we will see of them collecting the eggs to do some wholesome home baking purely for the gram. (Or Mick licking her lips looking the back catalogue of SW mags for a “kfc fakeaway recipe” when she’s had enough of them)
 
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yellowbrickroad

Those chickens look better cooked than the half-raw ones they usually make
Will be interesting to see how Vessie behaves towards the chickens ... we best prepare ourselves for staged photos of her in the henhouse
 
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ChubClubThug

She'll probably do a kill it, cook it, eat it, wearing her crocs, with a tit hanging out. She's already into doing the garden. Like Charlie Dimmock with chickens.
 
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MrsB76

My goodness, I howled when I saw the chicken! What the actual?!!! It’ll definitely be dinner in a month or so.
 
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Theyallneedarealitycheck

Gave the dogs away, can’t brush her teeth or put not so smalls on, can’t install basic home safety for small people, buys a fucking chicken.

Just on hold to Fantastic Mr Fox, he’s asked me for the postcode and says he’ll do a pen test to see if the coop is safer than the stairs in her house.

Tatty44 said:
She's dreaming of she thinks chickens are as easy as feed and water and collect eggs. I'm sure she will love cleaning chicken sh!t. Definitely it annoys her not being married. I find the whole family dynamics strange.
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She’ll hire a mellors for the garden and a gamekeeper for the cock.
 
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thepantsqueen

Oh god those poor chickens will be gone in a month or two. Either she’s eaten them or she can’t be bothered to look after them anymore
 
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ZoeR8

Wait what? When did she get rid of the dogs? Didn’t she have them for years or something?
 
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Notforthegram

yellowbrickroad said:
Those chickens look better cooked than the half-raw ones they usually make
Will be interesting to see how Vessie behaves towards the chickens ... we best prepare ourselves for staged photos of her in the henhouse
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Hahaha I was just going to say I don't believe she bought the chickens, they probably just saw one back together that they cooked for 10 minutes in the aga

Ode to the chickens :
T'was the night before the last day of their lives,
Jimbo was in the kichen sharpening his knives.
The chickens just got adopted by a crusty nipped lady, she seemed nice
They played all day with a little boy and girl, sadly they had lice.
As the sun set behind the mansion they got ready to settle in
When Feebs came out pulling the wheely bin
She smacked her lips as she glanced at their juicy breasts and firm thighs
Fly! Fly! Fly!
'Jim put the aga on a 100°! She cried with sparkly eyes
The spring breeze lifted her leopard print skirt, oh what a sight!
No knickers and a ginger jungle
And the chickens died of a fright.
 
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swipe_up



this is AMAZING
 
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thepantsqueen

You win the internet today
 
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Eyerollbrainache

Genius. This thread!
 
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