Phoebe Court #7

[Tarrula]

I suppose one bonus about the Jaeger coat is that I’m likely to be able to get my fat arse in one since Feebs has probably got about 3 stone on me!

I can’t get over the tit jewellery. I’m a massive advocate for checking boobs, right sized bra etc but I wouldn’t dream of whacking some tit shaped earrings in for work

 

[MamaD]

Anyone happen to know if she’s lost many followers the past few days?

Social blade says she’s lost 150 followers in the last 30 days

 

[Esbeepea]

Who on earth eats 2 and a half jacket potatoes for tea and still promotes their account under the Slimming World banner? Remember that healthy rule about a third of a plate of speed foods fatty??! Or ANY speed food in fact. Nah let’s just eat 2 and a half spuds smothered in meat and cheese #winning #obese #fraud

I hope to god your vulnerable SW followers have unfollowed. What a dreadful example to be actively publishing.

bleeping heart attack on a plate. I'd be too ashamed to post that, Jesus.

Also the bleeping blinking on those ads. Tesco what are you thinking? An actual potato with eyes stuck on would be more engaging. Couldn't brush her teeth last week but now she's got time to read a mag in her best trackie. duck off!

 

[ChubClubThug]

She really annoys me the way she just puts 'ad' instead of making it clear that it's yet another bloody Tesco ad

 

[LorniB]

Why does she blink so much it's so annoying, in fact she is blinking annoying

 

[justfortonight]

Oh god bathin’ feebs is back why do we need updates that she’s finally having a wash? Really should just be a given Henry, but then this is the woman who doesn’t even brush her teeth some days so a bath is a real achievement

 

[lh01]

Can we have it once more, a little louder for the people at the back? And Hank Marvin if she's lurking on here.

'BED GUARDS ARE A SUFFOCATION HAZARD FOR BABIES UNDER 18 MONTHS!'

'BEDDING IS A SUFFOCATION HAZARD FOR BABIES UNDER 18 MONTHS!'

'IT IS NOT NATURAL PARENTING, IT'S LAZY PARENTING AND HE COULD SUFFOCATE!'

*Furiously storms away*

 

[Mum123]

Smug in the snug!

 

[Mancnet]

Why are her eyebrows always raised?! She irritates me so much.

 

[Sparkle87]

Smug in the snug!

This needs to be in the thread title somehow

 

[Ballbag]

I braved an Ad... normally I flick past....

What the duck is the blinking

 

[Sparkle87]

Oh god how see through is she . Didn't ever wash before suddenly have about three baths a week showing us she's pampering herself just as she needs to advertise the bodyshop .. yet she doesn't need us it's her page she can post what she wants and don't comment on anything unless it's praise stuck up bint .. and how much cheese was on that potato didn't know if she was gonna climb it or eat it

 

[ChubClubThug]

I bet she's smug as duck because people have commented that they like her chair and her horrible, overgrown toddler tracksuit... the swinging udders bint

 

[Twofor]

Just had to go and try a blink along with smug in the snug. My partner worried I was having a fit.

 

[WalterMittyfan]

Oh God, I fear she’s going to start sharing her sanitary products with us now as well as her tits

 

[MissSwizz]

Oh God, I fear she’s going to start sharing her sanitary products with us now as well as her tits

Tits are in the way out for Coriander, so next thing we’re going to be exposed to is all the reusable sanitary wear...

 

[Mancnet]

Oh Mick... I think it’s too late to be using “drops of youth”

 

[Mommypig]

She can’t even get BLW right! You don’t spoon feed when you’re BLW

 

[Sparkle87]

She is offering 10 per cent off body shop ingot an email this morning off them saying have 20 per cent off the website

 

[swipe_up]

She is offering 10 per cent off body shop ingot an email this morning off them saying have 20 per cent off the website

Yeah but do you get an affirmation card and a bottle of breast milk ordering direct?