Phoebe Court #24 You ain’t got this mama, it will not pass. Look after your children properly get off your ass

[Gossip101xoxo]

Last we saw was her sat waiting at LGI after not being on their appointment list... is she still sat there fuming with maternal rage? All gone quiet lol

I would put money on a doctor seeing her and telling her she’s a fat fuck and needs to lose weight so is channeling her rage into that. She’ll be back with a fist pumping reel soon about why the doctor is wrong and how she loves her fat rolls

 

[ChubClubThug]

She really is a shit mother isn't she!View attachment 1809957

What kind of a selfish, self indulgent fuck head takes a crying selfie to post online 🫡

 

[Stimpii]

Why are they making slime at 7.15 on a school day?!

So she can moan later about being late

 

[Lozzle.bee]

Beaten up old dry fanny with rogue brown pieces pheebs pickle minge

Tikka tits and pickle minge

 

[neverbeeninfluenced]

She signed up for a free trial for something that was £300? what the heck was she signing up for?
I shit myself and set a reminder to cancel free trials for things that are only £2.99 a month.

 

[wonderingtwirl]

Are those her chef trousers for the picky teas??

 

[WhatABore]

Why are they making slime at 7.15 on a school day?!

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Tell me you’re pretending to budget and be relatable .. whilst ‘forgetting’ a £300 payment comes out.
Tell me you’re promoting an exercise app .. whilst being morbidly obese and eating everything in sight.
Tell me you’re promoting beauty crap .. mascara still on AFTER a shower & don’t brush your hair or your teeth.
BIG FAT LYING PIG. Can’t stand her.

 

[Lauz2427]

How old is she?

83 on her next birthday….

 

[JSquared]

Would you rather pay for tap water then you wealthy Tudor cunt?

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Gives her kid deep fried food but worried about lack of water

 

[swipe_up]

 

[Jemi85]

View attachment 1863364 I don't think you can really include hair on the list when a) you've done naff all to it and b) it looks like this.

Dirty shoes on in the house again hope V doesn't play on the floor in any that room

“Outfit I like”

You look like you’ve just rolled around in a lost property box pal

 

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

A headline on the BBC website today - proof that she is an old old Tudor She didn’t get the necklaces\pendants on Vinted - she found them from the back of her wardrobe when she went from Tudor era to the Stuart era!!!

 

[thepantsqueen]

Imagine your child telling you what tattle has been trying to say FOREVER

 

[Eye_roll_central]

Those necklaces are what you find in charity shops after someone has died and their relatives have cleared out the junk left behind. My 86 year old nana wouldn’t wear them. She doesn’t help herself when she dresses so old!!

 

[swipe_up]

Herbie took that photo. Can anyone else smell bullshit?

l
Oh Mick you giant bellend

 

[Itsjustmetoo]

Scrolling through stories this morning and this comes up as a sponsored ad MARINE WHALE

 

[melonsandlemons]

She did not go out like this in public did she?

It’s not just the mirror that’s massive Feebs…

 

[swipe_up]

Would the person responsible for breaking into the circus and stealing coco the clowns show clothes please raise your hand.

She actually looks like she’s going to a fancy dress party, I just don’t know what she was thinking

daft bastard

 

[lulabellamozzarella]

As if you publicly shame your daughter for not having cracked a life skill that you’ve been too lazy to teach - are you trying to look like the biggest (literally) cow bag on the planet mick?? That poor kids deserves better.