Phoebe Court #24 You ain’t got this mama, it will not pass. Look after your children properly get off your ass

[longtimelurker86]

OH MY GOOD GOD

 

[heytherebaby]

That would make an excellent thread title
FeebsFeed; tikka tits and pickle minge, watch out kids, mums gonna whinge!

 

[Rosiesandrosies]

Kill me if I ever write “move extension lead” on a to do list and tick it off. Fucking hell

 

[swipe_up]

Fucks sake

#gymondo results

I cannot breathe lads

 

[francesthemute]

So why read here if it’s going to upset her? Actually Phoebe we are entitled to form opinions of you. In fact, that’s what you want us to do. That’s what being an influencer is.

The fact that we form different opinions to the ones you’d like, is only because of what you show us. We don’t ‘assume’ you hate your kids just for fun, we glean it from the way you talk about them, the way you justify your rages, the way you blame them for everything negative and never look inwards at your own behaviour.

We don’t assume you don’t exercise despite evidence to the contrary - it’s that the evidence is feeble and you are unconvincing. Personally I don’t care if you hit the gym(ondo) twice a day or never at all, but it’s insulting when you try and pass it off as this life-changing app that we should all spend money on.

Money we earn working in Primark, where you abuse the staff, or schools and nurseries, who you undermine constantly, or working to support vulnerable groups of people for little pay and little recognition, while you big yourself up for donating outgrown shoes twice a year.

You are unrelatable and out of touch.

But once upon a time you seemed a bit real and a bit likeable which is why I bothered following you in the first place.

Anyway, that’s my open letter to Phoebe done with bet she’s quiet over the weekend with her miserable joyless badly-dressed greedy boyfriend around #couplegoals #ifyoulikeitputaringonit

 

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

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[swipe_up]

loves a Friday night tipple does our Swan Shagger

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

Yasss Vesper. 18 hours in and you’re the MVP of 2023 so far.

wake up and smell the coffee Feebs, your 5 year old knows you have a favourite child. Your 5 year old hurts because she’s in a draughty old attic on her own like the little princess. You do not need a spare room on your floor, you need to make your child feel loved and included.

 

[Notforthegram]

If my daughter ever said something as heartbreaking as that to me, I would dig a hole, climb in it and pull dirt on myself in fucking shame. The absurdity of her thinking this is acceptable to share to thousands asa comedy post is just social media really has blurred a line so much for these fuckers they really don't know what's normal and what's not anymore. What a cold hearted fucking bitch

 

[Minniemousesshoes]

She’s asking how to check what payments are set up to pay from her card. If only she knew someone who worked in finance/ banking who would either know or be able to find someone who knows relatively easily.

 

[Eye_roll_central]

Has she said what the big occasion is?

Her and Jim’s joint 70th

She will wear the big black glitzy frock, have her hair wet and curly and put a hideous chunky necklace with it and if she’s really pushing the boat out she will team it with her grubby docs.

 

[orangeboom]

Usually just a lurker on this thread..but this is exactly what I imagine her vag looks like.. unpleasant and I sincerely apologise for the mental image

 

[justobservinghere89]

The comment said that she is a horrible person for saying horrible things that come across like she resents them and does she not think they will look back and see these things she has said about them, I sent it

 

[cherrypicker]

WHERE IS SHE?

She will be having an ‘unintentional social media break’ which will have done her the world of good - and then proceed with a million photos of activities they have done and finished off with an ad break.

In other words she is sulking people have called her out on the horrible creature she is and she will only come back to her ‘job’ when it’s time for an add.

 

[orangeboom]

#twinning

 

[longtimelurker86]

A fat Mick Hucknall and Sam Smith.

 

[swipe_up]

she looks like a holiday rep from the 90s

You’ve all covered the mick muff

Currently dousing myself in this

 

[Crumpet41]

Fat Tudor is an ungrateful bitch. I am unable to have children. I would give anything to be able to give birth to a child of my own and be a mum.

She should be grateful that she has two healthy children.

 

[Wophie]

Also 3 pigs in blankets, a Yorkshire pudding and some veg is NOT a meal. Where are the carbohydrates and proteins that are going to keep the kids full all night until breakfast? Fucking idiot she is.

Don't worry they get Bombay Aloo Breast Milk for pudding

 

[Hastaggifted]

Can’t believe we’re almost coming up on a year since her sun drenched holiday wonder if she’s taking us anywhere this January?

Omg a year since she tried drowning Vesper already.