'Oh my sweet darlings, you simply MUSTN'T compare your little lives to my own! You see, you might be a nurse working a 12 hour shift, a doctor saving lives or a cleaner struggling to feed your children and you may think ' oh this fantastic woman has everything, a banker partner, a 100% electric car, a mansion with 6 bedrooms' and you are absolutely right I am better than most of you, but don't let this get you down! Be inspired! Be motivated by my success! And you see, my life isn't all roses and flamingo land, just yesterday I had to prop up a table with a can of mushy peas! Can you imagine?? I have my daily struggles just like all you ordinary people do! Anyways, I must dash, the swans needs basing before the Easter feast, Cheerio! '