I am kicking myself, loaded many items in my 10kg washing machine, set it off, carried on doing a couple of bits, went to hang it out but I'd not shut the door properly so hadn't started.
This is my comeuppance for being mean this morning. Am I posting a story of me blinking and crying about it? No, I shut the door, made sure it started and headed straight to tattle.
She never ever gets the band wagon she's jumped on right does she? So this week she's Greta Thunberg (Thumberg with that head amirite?) so has to go full out and buy an electrical car, a full wardrobe of cheaply made, fast-fashion and put 5 pieces of laundry in the machine so she can be seen hanging it out. It's like she's an alien pretending to be a human or something?
We call her Greta Fun Sponge because you can guarantee she ain't a laugh a minute! Life is real and life is earnest.