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swipe_up
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It's a face I'd never tire of punching
ChubClubThug
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Thread suggestion: phoebe court #19 instead of getting an electric car how about you buy a bra?
Wophie
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For you and I, sure it's not a big deal. But for the Holliday-Cunts it's a whole weekend job! Jimbo sets off at dawn Saturday on horseback to hunt pheasants or a boar if he's lucky. Mick milks the cows, gathers the eggs plucks said pheasant for the grand meal. Young Tricycle and Oregano forage for vegetables. Then when everything is in place, Mick rings the dinner bell and the whole street gather around the dinner table under the stags head, lit by the flicker of animal fat candles ready to tuck into the Tudor banquet.
Bold of you to assume the kids got any...
Irrch
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Wowww shocking stories from the dumb tudor tika tits
If you are reading this - STOP JUSTIFYING BEING SO LAZY poor kids it's not supposed to be fun to do homework and chores but it's part of life.
Listen to yourself 'the thing is she's only 4 some of her class mates turned 5 so lol I'm not bothered'
Read it again. She's disadvantaged by her age, by you not reading to her, by you spending all your time on your phone she's not meetting the expected.
Ans how she says it's completely normal. Actually no it's not Phobe - it's average that the majority of children in a class will be at expected (the norm) that's the schools aims and targets and the government aim overall the not so average kids are either EXCEEDING I.e ahead/top of the class. Or 'not meeting/progressing etc' I.e NEED MORE HELP.
Not critiquing anyones children parenting or educational abilities that's just plain and simple what 'expected' standard means isn't it ?
That's what they say at my sons school 'EXPECTED' for their age - age being leaving reception so 4-5.
Not 5-6. Not 8-9. For a 4 year old she is not where she is EXPECTED to be.
It's not nice to hear and not (any!) childrens fault but it's a grading measure.
I genuinely can't believe she can't sit with a camera in her face for hours upon hours and spout shit about breakfasts and washing lines and show off her flaps and baps but she can't sit and practice key words or read once a night.
'Mate I feel ya' what an absolute crap environment for the poor kid sitting there waiting to do her home work and her mum & golden boy sighing with their heads in their hands moaning about it.
What a disgusting attitude to have.
You know the real sad thing here is there will be people who are not meeting expected and their parents are working back to back shifts living hand to mouth trying their best at the end of the day to read and get kids to school with food in their bellies.
Then up rock the Holliday-court cunt buckets in their joules clothing with their baskets of fruit, tuft trays and garden forts.
Oh I blink for a living and my non husband is a bank manager. Money to burn on electric cars & annual passes but can't BE BOTHERED to do basic home work.
If you are reading this - STOP JUSTIFYING BEING SO LAZY poor kids it's not supposed to be fun to do homework and chores but it's part of life.
Listen to yourself 'the thing is she's only 4 some of her class mates turned 5 so lol I'm not bothered'
Read it again. She's disadvantaged by her age, by you not reading to her, by you spending all your time on your phone she's not meetting the expected.
Ans how she says it's completely normal. Actually no it's not Phobe - it's average that the majority of children in a class will be at expected (the norm) that's the schools aims and targets and the government aim overall the not so average kids are either EXCEEDING I.e ahead/top of the class. Or 'not meeting/progressing etc' I.e NEED MORE HELP.
Not critiquing anyones children parenting or educational abilities that's just plain and simple what 'expected' standard means isn't it ?
That's what they say at my sons school 'EXPECTED' for their age - age being leaving reception so 4-5.
Not 5-6. Not 8-9. For a 4 year old she is not where she is EXPECTED to be.
It's not nice to hear and not (any!) childrens fault but it's a grading measure.
I genuinely can't believe she can't sit with a camera in her face for hours upon hours and spout shit about breakfasts and washing lines and show off her flaps and baps but she can't sit and practice key words or read once a night.
'Mate I feel ya' what an absolute crap environment for the poor kid sitting there waiting to do her home work and her mum & golden boy sighing with their heads in their hands moaning about it.
What a disgusting attitude to have.
You know the real sad thing here is there will be people who are not meeting expected and their parents are working back to back shifts living hand to mouth trying their best at the end of the day to read and get kids to school with food in their bellies.
Then up rock the Holliday-court cunt buckets in their joules clothing with their baskets of fruit, tuft trays and garden forts.
Oh I blink for a living and my non husband is a bank manager. Money to burn on electric cars & annual passes but can't BE BOTHERED to do basic home work.
francesthemute
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Does she really think we all sitting and fretting that we are failing at life because our homes and families aren’t up to scratch with hers?
It’s the most offensive and self-congratulatory point of view isn’t it?
I really doubt Kelly from accounts is intimidated by me sharing a happy smiley pic anymore than I am when she shared her holiday
Why does Phoebe have such a complex about comparison? Most people don’t, right? I don’t think any of the people follow on IG have perfect lives, because my IQ is higher than that of a goldfish
If I were to get a little pang of jealousy though I can fucking guarantee it won’t be about her life. Possibly my Canadian friend who gets to ice skate on the lake, or my pal in Devon who is on the beach most days, but fat Phoebe and the kids she can’t stand, herhusband boyfriend who has no respect for her, her lack of creative thought, ambition, drive, interest in the world, her horrible stale house, the absence of anything homely cosy or comforting?
No. I love my life. It’s not easy or pretty much of the time, my kids are challenging atm, I have anxiety and depression and I need to lose 10lbs or none of my summer gear will fit… but I’m with people I love, I have a very rewarding job, my boyfriend is awesome, I spend lots of time with friends, I’m generally pretty content. Whether she portrays a perfect day or not won’t change that. So fuck you Phoebe
It’s the most offensive and self-congratulatory point of view isn’t it?
I really doubt Kelly from accounts is intimidated by me sharing a happy smiley pic anymore than I am when she shared her holiday
Why does Phoebe have such a complex about comparison? Most people don’t, right? I don’t think any of the people follow on IG have perfect lives, because my IQ is higher than that of a goldfish
If I were to get a little pang of jealousy though I can fucking guarantee it won’t be about her life. Possibly my Canadian friend who gets to ice skate on the lake, or my pal in Devon who is on the beach most days, but fat Phoebe and the kids she can’t stand, her
No. I love my life. It’s not easy or pretty much of the time, my kids are challenging atm, I have anxiety and depression and I need to lose 10lbs or none of my summer gear will fit… but I’m with people I love, I have a very rewarding job, my boyfriend is awesome, I spend lots of time with friends, I’m generally pretty content. Whether she portrays a perfect day or not won’t change that. So fuck you Phoebe
walterisback
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Why would anyone take beauty advice from a woman who looks like a cushion?
Wophie
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Pandakitten
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Thread title right here
Magentamarathon
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Just gonna leave this here...
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Jimjamjelly
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I've mentioned here before that my mother also follows feebs and often sends me her 'tips'; well, she's just sent me the flaccid hot dogs in a flask 'tip'. Anyone know where I can get a new mother?! 
Pandakitten
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What was she like running round the side of the house while filming Instagram stories. Calm down Anneka Rice
Notforthegram
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' Oh you thought we were that rich?? My golly gosh no you silly mares, even we can't afford to pay for this outright! You see darlings, my partner is a banker and because he is so high up in the company we got this as a lease from his work, we don't even have to pay tax! Even Daddy couldn't afford to buy this for me, his only got a second house in Sri Lanka, not Singapore *cries in Tory* Anyways, I must dash, me and Jimmy are driving past all the petrol stations, giving everyone the finger who still drives a petrol car, people just don't know how to save money do they?? Cheerio '
swipe_up
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Gossip101xoxo
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So she’s shagged Jim AND his brother?!?!
ChubClubThug
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She moaned about being in debt that one time, became Mick Martin Lewis, then proceeded to spend money like a drugs baron needing to get rid of a few million quid. And she didn't stop.
She's the most out of touch, condescending, smug, privileged, opinionated arsehole on Instagram.
She's the most out of touch, condescending, smug, privileged, opinionated arsehole on Instagram.