why is his beard like that? Does he straighten it? Also, that honking hat winds me up so much, I bet it stinks 
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He doesn’t half fancy himself
Just why? How... I don't understand.
Can we have a whip round to put us out of our misery?
Can we have a whip round to put us out of our misery?
He’s read here that’s why he’s mentioned his beard. Fucked up his burgers too that’s why it was two lifs and not a top and bottom. Get a job Pete
The bald patch
no wonder he’s got that manky hat permanently glued to his head 
It happens to all men, just shave it off and drop the stupid hat that looks like it came from Skegness market.View attachment 1057429
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The bald patch
This is the thing, he owns two designer items the hat and trainers and EVERYONE will just assume they are fakes anyway because the rest of him looks a mess so it’s pointless
Friar tuck eat your heart out…..must admit I thought the hat fibres had fused to his head like matildas dad….no wonder he wears the filthy bleeping article with a bald head like that….sun shines on that at right angle he’ll bring down a satelliteView attachment 1057429
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Absolutely do not need to see you stuffing your face on your stories with your tit burger thanks
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Haha snap. Filthy pig. I bet when he cooks he doesn't even use a beard net and people will end up with his grey face pubes in their burns.Absolutely do not need to see you stuffing your face on your stories with your tit burger thanks
Also these bathroom pics with the top of his know almost showing. Put it away you creepy bastard.
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Merch?! Merch? This man is not wired properly why would anyone want to pay £25 for a T-shirt to fund his lifestyle of not working
Signed ahahhahahahahhaha
This guy needs his meds adjusted asap
This guy needs his meds adjusted asap
Never mind foot in the clouds, more like bleeping head in the clouds! He’s off his nut, who’s going to want a picture of his foot in their house! And signed, who does he think he is
The only thing that should be signed is a form putting him in a institution
Flavour town gives me the ick
is he now trying to insinuate that he’s looking at premises to open a shop? He just flits from one pipe dream to another, what’s happened to the ‘burg van’ 
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blokes heads permanently in the bloody clouds and it’s not just when his on his paraglider or whatever it’s called….coming to a town near you he will be gliding in delivering his burgs ….nobheadView attachment 1069577
Flavour town gives me the ick
The arrogance is on another level, I wish I could screen record his comments on the post but there’s too many peoples names to block out. He’s basically saying people should support him or else, money is unlimited, people should have a burger instead of worrying about their electric bill. Bla bla bla
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Has he not realised his threats of ‘if you don’t do this I won’t do it anymore’ - don’t work. Yet he continues doing them. Stick to your promises and duck off Pete
And no Pete you aren’t ‘meant’ to support anyone if you don’t want to. People won’t buy burgers from you when you admitted you were selling people food you knew you had cooked in a mouldy unsafe kitchen. A local takeaway doing that and it being posted on social media… it would finish them. You are no different. You are running a business. Hope it’s all registered properly too incase anyone gets sick from it
He’s setting up a pub now? He is struggling to sell burgers from his house how do he think he’s going to profit from one of the toughest industries to make money in?
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