Pep Guardiola #2 Cityzen, Legend, DILF

[Just Drive]

Big prick sam looking at his watch thinking god only 38 mins gone

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He just screamed at his boys “bleeping waste!” As are you, sir.

Come on, lads. We need at least 1 more goal. Can’t relax until then.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

He just screamed at his boys “bleeping waste!” As are you, sir.

Come on, lads. We need at least 1 more goal. Can’t relax until then.

He’s horrible

 

[Just Drive]

Ready to sub himself on like

 

[Donald23]

The older guy with white hair?I wonder about him, too.

Alfie’s not pleased. I know we’ve probably got this under control, but Erl cannot do this against Madrid.
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I hope you’re right! Hat trick incoming!

Yeh there’s him and then one who’s always in all black even in Texas he was in full all black but he doesn’t seem like security
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He just screamed at his boys “bleeping waste!” As are you, sir.

Come on, lads. We need at least 1 more goal. Can’t relax until then.

He was speaking the truth at that point
I liked how he checked his watch, seeing if he’s got those daily steps in

 

[Just Drive]

Big Shambles Sam checking his watch to schedule his Uber home because he doesn’t want to take the bus with his players.

 

[futbolista]

Yeh there’s him and then one who’s always in all black even in Texas he was in full all black but he doesn’t seem like security
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He was speaking the truth at that point
I liked how he checked his watch, seeing if he’s got those daily steps in

I need to look at those tunnel men again. I can’t recall now.

big sam needs a lot more than 10k steps 🥲

 

[Just Drive]

Yeh there’s him and then one who’s always in all black even in Texas he was in full all black but he doesn’t seem like security
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He was speaking the truth at that point
I liked how he checked his watch, seeing if he’s got those daily steps in

The only one I know who walks ahead of Pep into the stadium is Harry Dunn the lead tactics analyst but he’s not the one who’s around Pep as he walks onto the pitch. Hmm. Mystery.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Someone needs to tell sam he chews gum like a bleeping cow. We don’t wanna see it thankyou cameraman.

 

[Donald23]

I need to look at those tunnel men again. I can’t recall now.

big sam needs a lot more than 10k steps 🥲

He was quite good looking but who isn’t at ckty

he’s just coming back into work he’s gotta focus on the low goals at the moment. 10k steps, no takeaways and not losing by a landslide
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Someone needs to tell sam he chews gum like a bleeping cow. We don’t wanna see it thankyou cameraman.

Maybe it’s pure stadium grass and he’s actually a cow

 

[Just Drive]

Someone needs to tell sam he chews gum like a bleeping cow. We don’t wanna see it thankyou cameraman.

Rather uncouth, isn’t he? Compare that to the sleek, sophisticated, successful god of football on our side.

Erl’s taking the mick! WTF, man.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Oh my lord not Nathan

 

[Just Drive]

No no no no no no, Ake! Noooooooo! Oh tit.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

No no no no no no, Ake! Noooooooo! Oh tit.

Did he go straight down the tunnel

 

[Donald23]

Did he just go down? Hopefully just cramp or something

 

[Just Drive]

Did he go straight down the tunnel

He did. This is bad. I really, really hope he isn’t done for the season.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Did he just go down? Hopefully just cramp or something

I think so!! I hope so too

 

[Donald23]

I think so!! I hope so too

Show us the bench and ake please

 

[Just Drive]

Maybe Haaland needs to be taken off. Not his day and he should rest before Tuesday. He looks frustrated now.

 

[Miss Sally]

Maybe Haaland needs to be taken off. Not his day and he should rest before Tuesday. He looks frustrated now.

Not his day so far. Been impressed with Rico.

 

[Donald23]

Maybe Haaland needs to be taken off. Not his day and he should rest before Tuesday. He looks frustrated now.

Put palmer on as a nice birthday treat
Him, Bernardo and grealish seem to be “warming up”