What tit inappropriate ad is next then?
We've had Tesco, with her in the shop waffling on about price matching Aldi. When we've all been told not to go out of the house unless absolutely necessary, only shop for essential items and in and out of the stores as fast as possible. Then she's there swanning about with her overflowing trolley.
Then we've had another ad for Tesco, this time for home delivery. We've been told the delivery slots are now for vulnerable people. The slots are more sought after than bleeping gold right now! But she manages to get one and gets the essential Easter eggs and bags of cheap sweets so the kids can decorate. People are without food, can't get to the shops, it's too dangerous for them to leave the house, they can't get a delivery slot. And then this twit comes along showing us her chocolate bleeping eggs she's had delivered.
And then we have Gretna Green. Beautiful hamper is sent, which is literally rummaged through like people at a bleeping jumble sale. Things picked up, commented on, slung back in with no respect or gratitude whatsoever. Then she announces she's putting it on her doorstep for someone to pick up and give to the elderly. YOU GIVE IT TO THE ELDERLY YOU OVERSIZED PRICK! Don't make someone else come and get it and sort it out. And don't tell us about Gretna Green, when we're not allowed to leave our bastard houses!
Still having loads of deliveries every day, take aways delivered, penny sweets that cost £10 instead of the £3 they're actually worth, cheap tat cardboard desks that are good for the environment and arrive wrapped in 16 foot of bleeping plastic bubble wrap, friends dropping shopping off for them even though they're both young, fit and healthy, Josh's mum putting cakes on their doorstep when she should be at home.
And all the while she has the audacity to keep saying 'stay at home' as though she's doing her bit to help!
How about you just duck OFF Rachaeaeaeaele!