But we aren't super parents like r are we...... B is going to change the world inberween getting knocked up in the garden shed and playing mummy to w, so r can sit on her lazy ass,
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I think it’s good to miss school for something like this because it is important, even if Betsy isn’t 100% into it it’s good to show an interest and she’ll remember doing this in a few years time. I use to bunk off school constantly when I should have been studying for my GCSEs so at least it’s for something productive 
I wonder if they consider the climate when they have their hot tub plugged in, they are heating a shed for B to live in so that messiah has his very own room. When her mother must be single handedly draining the National grid by charging her phone non stop so she can film their scummy version of the Waltons 
Guys I am back from my experience on Wednesday where I was...HORRIFICALLY SLICED IN TWO.
Just made myself some toast and some black currant juice. Baby wanted boob halfway through the toast so I went to see to her and picked up the toast after. I didn’t film any of it for stories sadly.
Just made myself some toast and some black currant juice. Baby wanted boob halfway through the toast so I went to see to her and picked up the toast after. I didn’t film any of it for stories sadly.
How did you manage to feed yourself?!
I asked my friends brother who is married and I plan on sleeping with later. He said yes.
Owl or baby?
Congratulations!
Thank you for not showing us your breasts
we've all seen far more than we ever wanted/needed to!I bet she was always one of those attention-seeking twats that check-in at A&E and then say they can’t say why they’re in hospital 
Also, literally zero people born 96 years ago were called Wilby because it’s a tit, modern, made-up name, invented by a thick cow who couldn’t be bothered to learn how to spell Willoughby.
Also, literally zero people born 96 years ago were called Wilby because it’s a tit, modern, made-up name, invented by a thick cow who couldn’t be bothered to learn how to spell Willoughby.
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Betsy probably inspired Greta to begin her school protests, she is so kind that she is going to single handedly stop climate change by wearing a trendy coat. Greta is only going to Bristol today because she heard the worlds most kind hearted, inspiring older sister is going to be there. Greta met Malala the other day, but says she won’t be able to cope meeting Betsy in the same week. Greta is in awe of how kind Betsy is and has journeyed here on foot just to clap eyes on her.
So of course she had to strike school today.
So of course she had to strike school today.
Betsy doesnt care she just wants a day off. Considering its her GCSE year I'm shocked its been allowed.
Congratulations, and go you!
Ain’t nothing as sweet as little baby ... trotters/hooves?
I do wonder is Wilby will change his name when he’s an adult. I guess he might go by his middle name, John?
It probably depends on where he wants his career to go, but I can’t imagine calling any of upper management in work “Wilby”.
It probably depends on where he wants his career to go, but I can’t imagine calling any of upper management in work “Wilby”.
Congrats!
From now on you must never move from the sofa, i'm shocked you managed to feed yourself. Get your MIL round to massage your feet and cut the crusts off a bacon sarnie.He’ll probably go by Will I’d imagine.
I think Wilby works as a hipster name. He'll be one of those twats who walk around with a moustache that they've curled the ends of, wearing head to foot tweed and popping to the artisan bakery to pick up their sourdough loaf made with wheat that was harvested on a full moon.
While still hanging off r tit
Just like Tallulah really.
I used to work with someone who had a dog called Tallulah Belle. Then she got a puppy as well, and called that one Asti Spumante. Maybe if Wilby had been a girl Raychayellie could have used that!
Asti Spumante makes me think of sperm. Every time.
Look at me. Look at my flowers. Look, I have friends. Bore off Rach. I love my friends but I know no one on social media gives a tit.
Yep, B is such an environmental crusader...meanwhile they all sit in a house that must be heated to 25deg, wearing fast fashion, eating takeaways & driving everywhere. But it’s ok, because B is a veggie so she’s offsetting everyone else! 
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