I think she’ll go over there to tell the fire an inspiring story about another fire she met but before she talks about that fire she will talk about how she was in a large Tesco and she ended up solving everyone’s problems. Someone overheard her give advice and they were amazed, people ended up queuing to ask her advice and because she was selflessly there for 16hours she wouldn’t have met the fire otherwise. At this point the fires have put theirselves out so they don’t have to listen to her anymore and the koalas have choreographed a dance that isn’t dissimilar to the penguins dancing in happy feet. At least that’s how it went down according to the Facebook post that she puts in IG as 16 screenshots.What’s she gonna do?
Spray it with her tit? Moan about the fires until they put themselves out? Fs.