My aunt had a cat named Twontrary Cat. I thought it was Scottish till I learned about spoonerismsI'm not sure why Nutella feel the need to pay a contrary twat like this to pretend to promote their brand. It's a well established, well known brand that has been around for years, everybody has heard of Nutella and knows what it is. There are adverts on the tv, in papers and magazines, even on fucking bus shelters. What an absolute waste of their advertising budget to pay out to this lying tosspot.
And a shit load of freebiesPrepare for a week of comparing herself to a single parent, missing the shopping delivery, juggling homework and dinner and bath times for six children...
She needs to decide who she wants to be. Is it "oh I'm so relatable because I'm so shit, I forgot to feed my kids and just getting out of the house in the morning is a total shitstorm that leaves me crying and vomitting horrifically" or is it "I'm so together, my kids are beautifully behaved and my life is perfect"?I don’t exactly buy into Instagram ads but this is a perfect example of why I’m completely and totally over the whole influencer / blogger format. The woman, mere weeks ago, couldn’t even be arsed giving her kids fruit and yoghurt for breakfast. She also took them to McDonald’s in the AM because she couldn’t be arsed. Also mere weeks ago she couldn’t even make pancakes and acted like an arsehole to her kids because of it. Mere days ago she couldn’t even make porridge. Now she’s playing the whole perfect family sitting at the breakfast table, the whole “we love doing this” narrative all for money. Fuck all else. It’s literally all lies. She’s also promoting a product with palm oil in it (albeit “sustainable”) while she peddles out her vegetarian eco warrior daughter and her animal loving protector daughter for likes and cash. Pathetic.
But neither is true. Maybe playing the "I can't be arsed for a 9-5 and I've got a knack for spewing fiction so please fund my lifestyle whilst I fib like fucker about everything, sitting on my arse surrounded by freebies" wouldn't appeal to the sheep so much..?She needs to decide who she wants to be. Is it "oh I'm so relatable because I'm so shit, I forgot to feed my kids and just getting out of the house in the morning is a total shitstorm that leaves me crying and vomitting horrifically" or is it "I'm so together, my kids are beautifully behaved and my life is perfect"?
Im sure the doctor couldnt sleep for worrying about him. He vomited horrifically through stress.Of course the doctor phoned you Rach, he’s probably been in tears worrying over Wilby and his bowel movements.
That is her brother. Anyone notice she was filming her cheeky wipes box when the kids were saying goodbyeWho in gods name is that filthy tramp in her kitchen?
Who in gods name is that filthy tramp in her kitchen?
I reckon she thinks it's exotic or something.Car-fuckin-bonara is one of the most simple dinners you can make. Come the fuck on! Make it up, christ. If u can cook, u can adapt, make it your ownnot sure which emoji goes with this shit. Sorry for the expletives.
And why the F is everything described as cute! Every single gift she gets is cute. I'm starting to wince every time she starts talking cos I'm waiting for it and it irritates me beyond belief that she says it so much!Why the F is she still going on about carbonara?!
You'd think a bestselling author would have a better vocabulary wouldn't youAnd why the F is everything described as cute! Every single gift she gets is cute. I'm starting to wince every time she starts talking cos I'm waiting for it and it irritates me beyond belief that she says it so much!
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